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| Dougie | stares at me withoot blinkin |
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| Dougie | directs a dirty look in his d |
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| Dougie | Ross haed planned tae gae doo |
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| Dougie | instantly springs up fae his |
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| Dougie | takes a deep breath. Seemingl |
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| Dougie | gazes acroass tae me "She mea |
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| Dougie | ’s still in denial aboot ma |
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| Dougie | then stands up and makes his |
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| Dougie | laughs and nudges Craig errat |
| Central - LAL | | Dougie | Ross wis up in Coort for touc |
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" | Dougie | , son" he says. "Come here fur |
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" | Dougie | !" he shouted "How wis yur fir |
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" | Dougie | " she says. "Come oor here fur |
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" | Dougie | , son. They'll be nae maire ae |
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" | Dougie | , son" he said. "C'moan oot, m |
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"Ah sent her haime" | Dougie | says, whilst collapsin back d |
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"Looks who's headin oor wey" | Dougie | mutters. Pointin desperately |
| Central - LAL | s4Moray Should there no be a ' | Dougie | vaccine' tae guard aginst con |
| Central - LAL | oray It'll be another hour o' | Dougie | starin at a revolving screen |
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h arrived here in a taxi wae, | Dougie | . A decision that made perfect |
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ah'm no. But ah'm tellin yae, | Dougie | . Yae really ken how tae make |
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ere’s alweys that yin time, | Dougie | . Alweys.’’. |
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go in search ae the elusive, | Dougie | . He's takin the complete piss |
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"Listen, | Dougie | " he continued oan "At break, |
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seein yae again, | Dougie | . Sorry tae hear aboot yur mis |
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"Ken suttin, | Dougie | . Yae pit up such a gid fight, |
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‘’Ah’m dyin, | Dougie | ’’ ah tell him, almost at |
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lowest form ae conversation, | Dougie | . Lit it go, eh?’’ |
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said, Paki. And yae ken Aldo, | Dougie | . He hud the boay booked intae |
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"Ah dunno, | Dougie | , man. Mean he did kick the sh |
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by statin: "Dinnae mind her, | Dougie | . It's probably jist her time |
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esponsible bastard sometimes, | Dougie | . Yae really kin." |
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"Sure is, | Dougie | son, sure is. Listen, ah've j |
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ah been tellin yae fur donks, | Dougie | ? Anyboady could be listienin |
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ll take awey aw yur problems, | Dougie | ." |
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hat's why ah like the circus, | Dougie | " ah confess tae him. |
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d in enters a semi-conscious, | Dougie | . He’s modellin a retro Hibs |
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˜â€™Ah didnae jist hear that, | Dougie | ?’’ |
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nnin by remarkin: "Yur right, | Dougie | ." Ma curiosity goat the bette |
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"Aw, | Dougie | , honestly, mate" he says "wai |
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nows what yur smokin the day, | Dougie | . But be a pal and send some m |
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er easy oan the nose. Anywey, | Dougie | . Hink it’s time that ah lea |
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lwey is his carrot toap heid. | Dougie | , oan the other hand, hus chos |
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n doesnae inspire confidence. | Dougie | |
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cancer?’’ asks a shocked | Dougie | . |
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s guessin. Cos anytime me and | Dougie | question him oan it aw he doe |
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hen ah remembered how him and | Dougie | love the drama. Like a fuckin |
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s done. Ah ring up Craigy and | Dougie | and share ma news oan the tes |
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Ah pull it open only tae find | Dougie | and Craig are the yins clutte |
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e keep his SOS call quiet fae | Dougie | . Fur the noo, at least. Emoti |
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the mysterious whereaboots ae | Dougie | and the nixt roond. Still tho |
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n ma journey back acroass tae | Dougie | . When ah finally make it thei |
| Central - SEC | ake wis joined at the hip wae | dougie | ross - ee live n learn lol |
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Carousel huvin a few jars wae | Dougie | and Craigy. The bordome's bee |
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"It might jist be | Dougie | , it might jist be." |
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git tae the kitchen entrance | Dougie | caws oot efter me. |
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e corner ae ma eye ah kin see | Dougie | is itchin tae say suttin but |
| Central - LAL | @StewartMcDonald Ah wee | Dougie | , the schoolboy bully wha only |
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aebody’s up for it puir wee | Dougie | Ross will juist hae tae blaw |
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he tory pairty whips telt wee | Dougie | tae pipe doon an keep his fis |
| Central - LAL | no hae ony nappies tae chynge | Dougie | ? |
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ies at the Vigil; ithers like | Dougie | MacLean, Pat Kane, Willie Mcl |
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ur Calum an Juliet. Dir uncle | Dougie | wid tak dem fishin whin dey w |
| Central - LAL | ay Stick tae blawin a whistle | Dougie | . Ye gye guid at blawin things |
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"Doesnae matter tae me | Dougie | , son. Yur still ma mate." |
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ah decide tae croass examine | Dougie | ‘’How’s Justine takin t |
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er kin come doon, a desperate | Dougie | yelps ‘’Aldo, it’ll be |
| Central - LAL | @Douglas4Moray Aye | Dougie | , but you and yer BBC pals wil |
| Central - LAL | lue. Not a scoobie. Wonder if | Dougie | Ross will mention that the mo |
| Central - LAL | airly this must be the end of | Dougie | Ross' career as a fitba' refe |
| Central - LAL | us plan' probably consists of | Dougie | attempting tae get himsel cro |
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Young | Dougie | McMaster |
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s they survey the mess. Until | Dougie | chooses tae jump aboot ma hei |
| Central - LAL | las4Moray And what, pray tell | Dougie | , DOES Scotland get fae the un |
| Central - LAL | @HTScotPol | Dougie | the CooMannie wanted tae mak |
| Central - LAL | full. Nae big deal there then | Dougie | . Mebee ye should hae shown th |
| Central - SEC | @Bigder1966Derek did u no ken | dougie | is switchin tae scottish labo |
| Central - LAL | Hope somebody will be askin | Dougie | Ross tonight oan his wee 'Fac |
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re too long ah find massel in | Dougie | ’s neck ae the wids, Brunton |
| Central - LAL | funky @Douglas4Moray SPEAK UP | DOUGIE | . I cannae make oot whit yer s |
| Central - LAL | it divides us fae Westminster | Dougie | we'll be daein jist grand. |
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n a straight puss. And as fur | Dougie | and Craigy? Well, they dinnae |
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surprisingly, this time, it's | Dougie | . Ah hesitate tae answer at fi |
| Central - LAL | Or as | DOUGIE | ROSS MP MSP would say CAN'T B |
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fuck sake, Aldo’’ snipes | Dougie | who’s still in a huff. |
| Central - LAL | , we already hae these things | Dougie | AND FECKIN FREE TUITION. Back |
| Central - LAL | , we already hae these things | Dougie | AND FECKIN FREE TUITION. Back |
| Central - LAL | Dis | Dougie | Ross realise that every time |
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you, eh?" he laughs. "Hing is | Dougie | boay. Ma credit ratin's fucke |
| Central - LAL | @Hyvast @Douglas4Moray Why is | Dougie | Ross aye sooking a sweetie? |
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orst does happen?’’ mulls | Dougie | |
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d pair ae self-obsessed twats | Dougie | and Craigy huvane even droapp |
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Laughs Aldo. "You're precious | Dougie | yae really are. When that cun |
| Central - LAL | Is that no a SCOTTISH product | Dougie | ? Ah dinnae ken ony award winn |
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that o the English fleet. But | Dougie | ’s juist foond oot that the |
| Central - LAL | @mgoldenmsp @Douglas4Moray | Dougie | the schoolboy bully couldnae |
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he livin room. And right awey | Dougie | hits the light switch oan. Wh |
| Central - LAL | Wonder why | Dougie | Ross didnae volunteer tae ref |
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‘’ | Dougie | ’’ ah say, softly. |
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’s Justine’s, Aldo.’’ | Dougie | states, pointin at the cardig |
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fur twelve o’cloack?’’ | Dougie | flings back in a hushed tone. |
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r fuckin paranoid, mate’’ | Dougie | says. |