| Doric - DOR | | Bert | 's been finding it lonely at t |
| Doric - DOR | | Bert | asking why I never send ony p |
| Doric - DOR |
| Bert | disna git hame ower lunchtime |
| Doric - DOR | | Bert | even promised tae tak his wal |
| Doric - DOR | | Bert | & masel went o'er tae the Tor |
| Doric - DOR | | Bert | awa tae hae BBQ! Asked me tae |
| Doric - DOR | anna nae hay fitba in ma bar! | Bert | nae happy |
| Doric - DOR | gis, needs n tatties the day! | Bert | & masel ended up deen ayon |
| Doric - DOR | also "Local boy wee a rowie" | Bert | 's excited |
| Doric - DOR | Fittie Bar. Wid only be me & | Bert | mind, Can you help? |
| Doric - DOR | fried Fittie fish wee lime & | Bert | bake |
| Doric - DOR | can dee a wee article on me & | Bert | in the Fittie Bar? Let me ken |
| Doric - DOR | oot window shopping. So me & | Bert | fill our boots, get the left |
| Doric - DOR | e day I tell Jessie that me & | Bert | are gan up the toon fer a cha |
| Doric - DOR | Here's ma new song that me & | Bert | are debuting the nicht in the |
| Doric - DOR | ir ony wye ye can accept me & | Bert | to join the race in our mobil |
| Doric - DOR | nner, I'm steen cauld sober & | Bert | in bar steaming! Never again. |
| Doric - DOR | ng it. Told her the nicht me, | Bert | & pals are gan tae #Orkney fe |
| Doric - MNA |
enquired, "An foo ir ye noo, | Bert | ? Efter yer hairt attack." |
| Doric - DOR | und Jessies auld stockings, | Bert | s Mecca bingo card & an auld |
| Orkney - ORK |
we were draped in wir covers, | Bert | started tae golder and greet. |
| Shetland - SHD |
ns never does whit d'ir telt. | Bert | didna do whit he wis telt an |
| Doric - ABN |
so they try ti stop them. Did | Bert | tell ye his brither lost a le |
| Doric - DOR | thing is fit keeps me & auld | Bert | gan |
| Doric - DOR | mens bothy. Can just see Auld | Bert | Cowper smoking his pipe in hi |
| Doric - DOR | I widnae even gee that tae | Bert | ! https://t.co/HfI3Spm8lK |
| Doric - DOR | go fer an efterneen tinny tae | Bert | s hoose, nithing heavy jist |
| Doric - DOR | he is so dour though, wid gee | Bert | in the bar a run for his mone |
| Doric - DOR | ing tae get a kick aroond wee | Bert | the day |
| Doric - DOR | enned a new song tae sing wee | Bert | as part o the Fittie Bar open |
| Doric - DOR | ittie Bar. Ive a bet on wee | Bert | you will |
| Doric - DOR | ourite seat in Fittie Bar wee | Bert | enjoying a quiet nip or twa t |
| Doric - DOR | ma annual Xmas nicht oot wee | Bert | noo! ??????? |
| Doric - DOR | ideas or he will end up like | Bert | https://t.co/NN7DxwSZAB |
| Southern - SWE | ames Aye. As Ah said ma uncle | Bert | Dow (ex Dalhanna Drive, origi |
| Central - GLA |
’s ma Auntie Josie an Uncle | Bert | kin find oot. Na man, no happ |
| Southern - SWE | the disaster. I mind my uncle | Bert | taking me up to the old pit s |
| Ulster - GUL | @BertSwattermain @thmkn Aye | Bert | , the weans the day hae some q |
| Southern - SEA |
o whuskie an whan hei gat aff | Bert | Nichol’s bus; efter hevin b |
| Orkney - ORK |
Big | Bert | wis optimistic, "Ah'm sure he |
| Doric - DOR | Although | Bert | managed to flick his tab ash |
| Doric - DOR | he accordion & harmonica with | Bert | |
| Doric - DOR | ng the day efter nicht out wi | Bert | . Nithing fer it but a plate a |
| Doric - DOR | Ma pal | Bert | fae last night. Taking #Orkne |
| Doric - DOR | inder her looking like ma pal | Bert | . Will i pit yer name doon fer |
| Doric - DOR | k has became twa! Hope ma pal | Bert | is nae knocking her aff as be |
| Doric - DOR | bar sweep tigither we ma pal | Bert | that y'all visit Fittie & pop |
| Doric - DOR | @neil_lennon44 My pal | Bert | fae the bar is asking if he c |
| Doric - DOR | ae put a shout oot tae my pal | Bert | on tv fer his birthday bit ye |
| Southern - SEA |
turday day nicht gittin ontil | Bert | Nichol’s bus, anenst the Au |
| Doric - DOR | fit rare, canna wait to tell | Bert | & lads at the Fittie Bar. The |
| Doric - DOR | Never seen | Bert | or any o the regulars dress u |
| Doric - DOR | okies, stick ma horse on then | Bert | 's offered tae buy a nip or tw |
| Doric - DOR | until efter a few drams then | Bert | gets his accordion oot n we |
| Doric - DOR | a good laugh, especially when | Bert | got oot his accordion & I san |
| Doric - ABN |
'Ay,' chipped in | Bert | Soutar, the stoker. 'She's a |
| Doric - DOR | r virus! Seen worse things in | Bert | s kitchen efter a night oot! |
| Southern - SEA |
han ma sister wis traivlin on | Bert | Nichols bus, Mrs |
| Doric - DOR | n? Can you put a shout oot to | Bert | far the Fittie Bar. Cheers |
| Doric - DOR | anning a special birthday fer | Bert | ma pal in the Fittie bar & wo |
| Doric - DOR |
quite clear. Tae some, Fermer | Bert | Dugald for instance, Cyaard h |
| Doric - DOR | its? As needing a fitting for | Bert | 's party |
| Doric - DOR | been on that sherry again or | Bert | is up tae his auld tricks aga |
| Doric - DOR |
Dis | Bert | ken anaw? Ye telt im at denne |
| Doric - DOR | This is | Bert | nae happy! https://t.co/ygaqK |
| Central - LAL |
Miss | Bert | hated me, but she hated every |
| Central - LAL |
ever amount to anything! Miss | Bert | growled as she pushed me agai |
| Central - LAL |
'Miss | Bert | ,' she says, narrowin hur eyes |
| Central - LAL |
taught by a tyrant like Miss | Bert | , ye'd understand.' |
| Doric - DOR |
Here’s | Bert | on the moothie en Bob on the |
| Doric - DOR | ce, awa tae sneak oot to meet | Bert | |
| Doric - DOR | m session last night. Thought | Bert | invited me tae a drum session |
| Southern - SEA |
git | Bert | Nichol’s bus intil Hawick: |
| Doric - DOR | I telt | Bert | tae go canny on oor fishing t |
| Doric - DOR | First | Bert | now Sandy! Phones me asking t |
| Doric - DOR | garden now open! Tae say | Bert | is delighted is an understate |