| Ulster - GUL | Messing | aboot a managed tae knock owe | |
| Central - LAL | ist fk the games going around | messing | with it, they can wait indy a |
| Doric - DOR | s a o'er them noo but was nae | messing | wee this lad as Russian, 6ft |
| Orkney - ORK | king, no drinking and no more | messing | aboot, Aye I'll be a shoe-in |
| Doric - MNB | the fitba aroond the gairden | messing | aboot. |
| Central - LAL | Right peeps.. Naw | messing | aboot here.. Aye it's dry, bu |