| Central - LAL | OOT MA ROAD, | NYAFFS | ! |
| Ulster - CUL | ad his fair share of critics, | nyaffs | an nyirs nyitterin at him tha |
| Southern - SWE | . They leeve fir the 'bants'. | Nyaffs | . |
| Central - WCE | ster. Whit's up? Huv thae wee | nyaffs | been chuckin soggy bits at ye |
| Central - SEC | went gyte owre a bunch o wee | nyaffs | that gat up an bummed on aboo |
| Central - DUN | entitlement-driven, faceless | nyaffs | in Whitehall - be they polit |