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the wee man cannae even scrub | oaff | the symptoms ae bowel cancer |
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be a room filled wae knoacked | oaff | tellys or phones, ah tell mas |
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ldered that ah’ve no fucked | oaff | yit. Especially as a queue hu |
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appears tae huv jist crawled | oaff | the pages ae The Great Gatsby |
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water supply gontae be turned | oaff | because it's no rained enough |
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h goat. Ever since she pissed | oaff | , ah've no even left the hoose |
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at. Evidently, she’s pissed | oaff | that ah’ve ended her blethe |
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efore everyboady else. Darted | oaff | the bus, so ah did, it wis pr |
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it the wee fella hus trotted | oaff | tae park his bag ae bones nix |
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rn wis screamin his tiny heid | oaff | . Everyhing seems tae huv sett |
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y, the bad luck continued and | oaff | she went, runnin roond tae he |
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The stand | oaff | between Aldo and the boay hus |
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should be invited tae ma send | oaff | , n aw that. Oor thoats quickl |
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is that nippy he wid pit yae | oaff | yur mornin cornflakes. Ah've |
| Central - EDN |
The truth is ah cannae shake | oaff | this horrific dark cloud that |
| Central - SEC |
how boays yae crashed a smoke | oaff | aboot two year ago come up ta |
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kin sniff they’m oot a mile | oaff | . These cunts alweys exude tha |
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"Practically wankin me | oaff | she wis at reception. Engaged |
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He brushes me | oaff | . "Git tae fuck, ya fanny." |
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The driver droaps me | oaff | right ootside the hospital en |
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wis he a dafty. He could ryme | oaff | the Hibs title winnin team fa |
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swipes a thick broon envelope | oaff | the unit that hus a cinematic |
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ht oot the front door and are | oaff | oan a wander in the hope cool |
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wood. Jist as everyboady else | oaff | the bus makes their wey insid |
| Central - EDN |
swiftly whip the telly remote | oaff | the modern grey solid oak cof |
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e doacturs and droap the hing | oaff | . And then oan Friday ah’ll |
| Central - SEC |
takin Aldo's collar and leash | oaff | him and littin him set aboot |
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ng at me. Which ah duly brush | oaff | before ah gee him a quick rig |
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n ‘’ Ah need you tae fuck | oaff | back doon south and tell yur |
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in is almost startin tae peel | oaff | . And then suddenly, right the |
| Central - EDN |
ce ah’ve finally git massel | oaff | toilet ah go through intae th |
| Central - EDN |
yin nixt tae him. And wae him | oaff | tae dreamland ah decide ah wa |
| Central - SEC |
Justine's hud me fobbin thum | oaff | wae a Shoappin list ae excuse |
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the tasty bits ae meat clean | oaff | his dish. Leavin me tae park |
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believe that a chippy. Or an | oaff | license. Or some cheap boozer |
| Central - EDN |
’s oaffice again. Wur facin | oaff | wae yin another, yin final ti |
| Central - EDN |
eat yur sticky toffee puddin | oaff | the fuckin lavy pan. And it†|
| Central - SEC |
fae the motor before speedin | oaff | again in the opposite directi |
| Central - EDN |
operate he’s probably teein | oaff | fae the ninth hole at St Andr |
| Central - SEC |
ght and hud seen it aw kickin | oaff | . He hud briefly mentioned sut |
| Central - SEC |
e that lassie grated the skin | oaff | ma back, but, ah decide, it†|
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g the teacher finished rhymin | oaff | a list ae names tae see who w |
| Central - EDN |
keyboard. He starts by rhymin | oaff | a series ae standard procedur |
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like ah dae, eh? him droappin | oaff | will mean he’s oot fur the |
| Central - SEC |
you've no goat thum droappin | oaff | gear fur yae, Aldo?" |
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ute ah find ma thoats driftin | oaff | intae the realms ae what Just |
| Central - EDN |
before too long ah’m dartin | oaff | tae the bog again as ma stoma |
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first before ah start settin | oaff | any premature alarm bells. A |
| Central - SEC |
ah? Cos even Danny’s littin | oaff | warnin signs that’s he’s |
| Central - SEC |
ady, eh? he wis simply littin | oaff | a Wee bit ae steam. |
| Central - EDN |
yin wrong fit awey fae fawin | oaff | a cliff. Finally, we arrive o |
| Central - SEC |
n, jist as ah'm aboot tae run | oaff | straight oot the buildin and |
| Central - SEC |
ma first race is aboot tae go | oaff | . Ah, need tae go." |
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there Aldo decided tae stoap | oaff | at the wee paper shoap nearby |
| Central - EDN |
so bearin this mind ah stoap | oaff | at the wee papershoap nixt ta |
| Central - EDN |
o. Ah’ve whipped the laptop | oaff | the table and began firin in |
| Central - SEC |
tion whether ah should git up | oaff | ma erse and go in search ae t |
| Central - EDN |
ly take ma jaicket and jumper | oaff | tae avoid runnin the very rea |
| Central - SEC |
went mental. Ah mean, proper | oaff | the radar. It then took him a |
| Central - SEC |
t but mibbie he wid be better | oaff | wae a nice middle-class famil |
| Central - EDN |
bog again as ma stomach feeds | oaff | ma growin insecurities aboot |
| Central - SEC |
Before she heids | oaff | tae the lavish buffett at the |
| Central - SEC |
tles ae Bud and pops the lids | oaff | they'm before handin thum oor |
| Central - EDN |
mach. Efter he took his hands | oaff | me ah asked him what the scor |
| Central - EDN |
ews bulletin suddenly flashes | oaff | in ma mind. ‘’Your mum is |
| Central - SEC |
Tae ma surprise he brushes | oaff | this piece ae information as |
| Central - SEC |
Ma alarm goes | oaff | at half eight in the nixt mor |
| Central - EDN |
emy. Nixt ah scoop the plates | oaff | the bunker and heid through t |
| Central - EDN |
me. The doac smiles and gives | oaff | an aura ae friendliness Ԡ|
| Central - SEC |
he refuses tae take his eyes | oaff | the road. Ah mean, no yince. |
| Central - EDN |
ch as even flickerin his eyes | oaff | the telly he lits oot a soft |
| Central - SEC |
Aldo shrugs | oaff | this rather valid point. "The |
| Central - SEC |
oker fae Batman and he laughs | oaff | ma question. |
| Central - SEC |
tine kens ma cd collection is | oaff | limits. Some stubbornness oan |
| Central - SEC |
in tae fuck that nuttin kicks | oaff | . Cos ah widnae miss this matc |
| Central - SEC |
e a couple ae sociology books | oaff | Dougie. And they've somehow h |
| Central - SEC |
n the post. This boay wanders | oaff | tae a drawer and brings oot a |
| Central - EDN |
ath traps they tried tae pass | oaff | as a playgroond safe fur kids |
| Central - SEC |
uckled and telt Aldo tae piss | oaff | before he too goat hurt. |
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An he sets | oaff | tae take a chance oan Nickelo |
| Central - SEC |
e losin ma yin true love sets | oaff | the waterworks. Ah bang ma fi |
| Central - SEC |
no buyin it. Ah hink he gits | oaff | oan standin oot in a crowd. |
| Central - SEC |
their presence obviously pits | oaff | the regulars, Especially at t |
| Central - SEC |
Aldo then shoots | oaff | tae the bathroom. Fur what se |
| Central - SEC |
r weekends freezin their baws | oaff | . Bein loud, wide, and attempt |
| Central - SEC |
stand there freezin oor baws | oaff | in anticipation ae the refere |
| Central - SEC |
ill be there freezin oor baws | oaff | in the famous rid and white h |
| Central - EDN |
An image that seemed tae set | oaff | warnin signals in his awready |
| Central - EDN |
. It seemed as if ma erse set | oaff | maire explosions than the fuc |
| Central - EDN |
s fourth cartwheel. As we set | oaff | oan oor travels tae the park |
| Central - SEC |
y delighted. Then we soon set | oaff | and made oor wey through the |
| Central - EDN |
him an excuse tae go straight | oaff | the reservation. Efter EastEn |
| Central - EDN |
ed up takin a heider straight | oaff | the toap ae the Scots monumen |
| Central - GLA |
Abi rip yer fuckin airm right | oaff | Ye son,' |
| Central - SEC |
oarse, Melody Park, is caught | oaff | the pace early oan. In ma hei |
| Central - SEC |
Before finally takin his fit | oaff | the table. |
| Central - SEC |
ae, likes. Ah'm ready tae lit | oaff | a few live roonds in the dire |
| Central - SEC |
raig ah'm gonnae pey the cunt | oaff | and jist leave it at that. By |
| Central - SEC |
when Thatcher decided tae cut | oaff | the baws ae this area. Her na |
| Central - SEC |
it's like gittin ma baws cut | oaff | waeoot anesthetic. Fuck you, |
| Central - SEC |
night, ae aw nights, tae show | oaff | his new burd. |
| Central - EDN |
o? You really do need tae lay | oaff | the gear, eh?’’ |
| Central - EDN |
tae wipe an ill prepared city | oaff | the map. An overdue show ae e |