| Central - LAL |
| Puss | passed by |
| Shetland - SHD |
t time. Shö wis jöst ca'ad ' | puss | '. Shö wis boarn on Bressa i |
| Shetland - SHD | @RumpleFugs Aww, | puss | ?? |
| Southern - SEA |
"Cheshire- | Puss | ," she sterted, gie timidly, a |
| Ulster - CUL |
"Cheshire- | Puss | " shae stairtet, a bit shy, ba |
| Doric - NNB |
"Cheshire- | Puss | ," she started, rether shy lec |
| Central - GLA |
"Cheshire- | Puss | ," she stairit, hesitatin, cau |
| Central - DUN |
like Jobby-heid Cameron, Torn- | puss | Osborne, an the grotesque Joh |
| Central - LAL |
. They were ca'ad pussy cats. | Puss | , puss, puss. D was for ducks |
| Doric - DOR | class hero politician like a | puss | covered in wifeys mak' up fur |
| Central - SEC |
cannae wipe the smile fae ma | puss | . |
| Central - SEC |
oot and an expression oan ma | puss | where ah mighta jist cheated |
| Central - SEC |
jist waitin tae explode in ma | puss | . |
| Central - EDN |
€™m sittin wae ma hands in ma | puss | . Ma soul utterly destroyed. U |
| Central - SEC |
isgust, the boay laughs in ma | puss | . "No, I'm afraid not. If we c |
| Central - LAL |
Wae makeup on ma | puss | , |
| Central - SEC |
e bemusement plastered oor ma | puss | musta telt her ah wisnae sure |
| Central - EDN |
soon begins slurpin aw oor ma | puss | . And as ah rub his chist aggr |
| Doric - DOR | e yer nae oan e' telly. Yiv a | puss | fer radio mucker! Whau's 'e b |
| Central - SEC |
oan his battered and bruised | puss | . Ah gee him an ominous smile |
| Central - EDN |
hen ah catch the dad's morbid | puss | . And that's when it dawned oa |
| Central - EDN |
he same depressin rugged auld | puss | as before when ah approach th |
| Central - SEC |
o's aristocratic wrinkly auld | puss | seems tae be devourin up the |
| Central - SEC |
her wrinkly auld | puss | and winter white hair ah'm gu |
| Orkney - ORK |
and hid's a fine owld | puss | cat noo. |
| Central - SEC |
t his helpless frightened wee | puss | . And as ah dae ah find masel |
| Doric - DOR | craigjohndavsn fit a fine wee | puss | oan thon fella #FaceFitFirRad |
| Central - SEC |
red acroass her beautiful wee | puss | . And ah quickly foond masel b |
| Central - EDN |
dness by takin a punch in the | puss | . Ah somehow managed restraine |
| Central - SEC |
If ah widnae punch him in the | puss | fur it. Ah hink Danny wid pla |
| Central - DUN |
thin bit a richt skelp in the | puss | fae the |
| Central - SEC |
drippin doon his weasel like | puss | . " It's been a longtime, eh?" |
| Central - SEC |
pits a smile oan ma miserable | puss | , n aw. Every mornin he gits u |
| Central - SEC |
hatcher and her annoyin, smug | puss | . She wis yin ae the few peopl |
| Central - DUN |
apert fae a crack in thi | puss | |
| Central - DUN |
wiz worse than a crack in thi | puss | |
| Orkney - ORK |
I stick | puss | under the covers |
| Orkney - ORK |
I'll stick | puss | under the cover |
| Central - SEC |
ice, very nice. His irritatin | puss | only serves tae stoke the fir |
| Central - SEC |
splattered aroass his annoyin | puss | and his annoyin mooth offers |
| Southern - SEA | away and boil yir heed disco | puss | #naewonderfokegettoothachewhe |
| Central - SEC |
tly in front ae his mashed-up | puss | . This loackup is dingy and su |
| Central - SEC |
n awey fae Craig's smashed up | puss | . They've done a right number |
| Doric - MNA |
e o yird wis teen in for peer | puss | |
| Orkney - ORK |
die story aboot Sadie and her | puss | . |
| Central - EDN |
s. The colour drainin fae her | puss | as she says it, n aw. And noo |
| Central - SEC |
hair is slightly coverin her | puss | and a crack pipe lies nixt ta |
| Central - EDN |
h go tae slam the door in her | puss | she sticks her fit in its pat |
| Doric - NNB | t a cloth for that egg on yer | puss | https://t.co/FM8wtLQTXl |
| Central - GLA |
in ye wan ae these across yer | puss | ; she says. 'If it wur any oth |
| Central - DUN |
ughin on thi ither side o yir | puss | , |
| Central - DUN |
So jist enjoy it, an shut yir | puss | . |
| Orkney - ORK |
"Poor | puss | oot in the rain" |
| Central - EDN |
its a bright look oan ma dour | puss | . It’s alweys gid spendin so |
| Doric - DOR | z are defo nae in the glamour | puss | league but Ken their tatties. |
| Central - DUN |
merican pish driblin oot your | puss | , |
| Central - SEC |
uckin snap?! Noo you shut yur | puss | aboot it and git the fuckin b |
| Central - SEC |
ust plastered acroass Alana's | puss | at the mere thoat ae his ques |
| Central - SEC |
Wae the colour fae Craig's | puss | quickly drainin awey and ma h |
| Central - SEC |
ew it straight in its owner's | puss | . And as soon as ah saw the na |
| Central - SEC |
acroass everyboady's | puss | it wis clear ah wisnae. Ah fe |
| Central - SEC |
His | puss | wis a picture maist likely la |
| Central - EDN |
ae sympathy fur the bum. His | puss | soon corroded intae a blissfu |
| Central - SEC |
’ he desperately pleas. His | puss | aw swollen and bloodied. |
| Central - SEC |
fur Craig and his missus. His | puss | hud turned as rid as a ripe t |
| Central - EDN |
clearly oan the mend and his | puss | hus healed up as well as kin |
| Central - EDN |
ed expression emerges fae his | puss | , though. As he cloaks aw the |
| Central - SEC |
Ah couldnae quite place his | puss | , likes. He wis werain a schoo |
| Central - EDN |
rick. Fuck me, ah kin see his | puss | now. Oh, god, wis he no lovin |
| Central - SEC |
kin tell wae the look oan his | puss | Aldo is jist waitin tae say s |
| Central - SEC |
and he hud this look oan his | puss | ah've no seen since ah watche |
| Central - EDN |
e jist aw the bruises oan his | puss | , likes. His overgrown beard a |
| Central - SEC |
relish ah'd git in rubbin his | puss | in it. Ah made a conscious po |
| Central - SEC |
irmchair wae his hands in his | puss | . Fae the corner ae ma eye ah |
| Central - SEC |
ram ma gless straight in his | puss | . |
| Central - EDN |
dy tae land. He scrunches his | puss | up in anticipation ae the pun |
| Central - SEC |
ession emerges and covers his | puss | . |
| Central - SEC |
expression spread acroass his | puss | . |
| Central - SEC |
a smile tattooed acroass his | puss | as big as Liam Neeson if he'd |
| Central - SEC |
hy no?' plastered acroass his | puss | , |
| Central - SEC |
rprise splattered acroass his | puss | he wis visibly taken aback wa |
| Central - SEC |
Ah smile develops acroass his | puss | . |
| Central - EDN |
suddenly appears acroass his | puss | and he remarks ‘’Again, I |
| Central - SEC |
nd ae ma ain. That bursts his | puss | like a tomatae. Ah've then gr |
| Central - SEC |
wae fondness. By the wey his | puss | wid beam as he shared stories |
| Central - SEC |
kin jist tell by the wey his | puss | hus turned pure rid that he's |
| Central - EDN |
blowin a joint in her bairns | puss | . Meanwhile ah’ve hud tae si |
| Orkney - ORK |
Puss | puss | stop hid, listen noo! |
| Central - SEC |
seein that Theressa May cunts | puss | , when we shagged. Sometimes a |
| Central - SEC |
he went tae dae it the boays | puss | intantly turned pale white wh |
| Central - EDN |
et. Which hus Rabbie Burn’s | puss | smothered oor it and ah slam |
| Central - EDN |
ot me while hoadin a straight | puss | . And as fur Dougie and Craigy |
| Orkney - ORK |
Sleekit | puss | wae his furry lugs |
| Central - EDN |
bit ae steak intae his greedy | puss | . The wee bugger kens exactly |
| Central - LAL |
innae lose yer heid fur every | puss | ye find disarmin, |