| Central - GLA | findin it awfy nice (it hid a | sortae | mixed flavour ae cherry-tart, |
| Central - LAL | Folk chynge their name tae a | sortae | spooky pun fir Halloween. |
| Central - SEC | back at The Carousel. It's a | sortae | tradition, ken? And oan that |
| Central - GLA | manoeuvre intae position and | sortae | hover over the pan. But then |
| Central - GLA | d ae the needle. It's a weird | sortae | beige colour, which ah wisnae |
| Central - SEC | kin happy wanderers, ken? the | sortae | cunt tae gee yae the dry boke |
| Central - SEC | wis the local bully. And the | sortae | cunt who preyed oan boays lik |
| Central - SEC | fae Argos. This boozer is the | sortae | place yae widnae inflict oan |
| Central - SEC | telly taegether. It's become | sortae | a tradition fur the pair ae u |
| Central - SWE | banana and a coffee and a big | sortae | tattie scone hingy fae a vend |
| Central - LAL | o ye micht win throch tae sum | sortae | unnerstanin o the warth o the |
| Central - SEC | In this | sortae | situation the last cunt yae w |
| Central - SEC | and throw thuma frisbee. That | sortae | bollocks." |
| Central - SEC | ah try no tae listen tae that | sortae | hing. Better jist judge fur m |
| Central - SEC | aw. Yae kin git done fur that | sortae | hing. Invasion ae privacy or |
| Central - SEC | he boay says, in an impatient | sortae | wey. |
| Central - GLA | sayin tae hersel, in a dreamy | sortae | wey, "Dae cats eat bats? Dae |