| Doric - MNA | spotless, their weis a gweed | stoke | 'o' brasso fur polyshen thi c |
| Southern - SEA | journey back up the road frae | stoke | ahead. Glad am no driving. #s |
| Central - WCE | still the southrons like tae | stoke | auld feuds; |
| Central - LAL | are strainin at the leash tae | stoke | the fires o racism aye furder |
| Central - SEC | rritatin puss only serves tae | stoke | the fire in ma belly and ah'm |
| Central - LAL | leicester tae beat | stoke | ..thank me later |