| Doric - ABN | e bi the neck o his pullover, | throws | him across his knee, an lays |
| Orkney - ORK | He | throws | in words like 'format' or 'mo |
| Ulster - BUL | Til he | throws | aff the puzhin o aithers. |
| Central - SEC | And that’s when ma new BFF | throws | a spanner in the works, By pi |
| Central - EDN | n they’d bite the hand that | throws | rubbish at them ... a cannonb |