| Doric - MNA | the tap. In sax months' time, | vandals | hid caad the signs doon. As f |
| Doric - DOR | up in the air. Of coorse the | vandals | couldnae leave |
| Southern - WCE | Or | vandals | at the railway station, Cowpi |
| Central - LAL | Faas fleemin doun, whaur | vandals | misuse faith |