| Central - AYR |
"Ye're needin a | haircut | ," said the Hatter. He'd been | 2014 |
| Doric - DOR |
d amount o siller for his new | haircut | , and there was nae wye he was | 2023 |
| Central - WCE |
yokel's | haircut | , his ill-fittin claes, his bi | 2006 |
| Doric - MNA |
he comes inte the shop fir a | haircut | , it'll bi, 'Fit like the day, | 2006 |
| Central - EDN |
in he turned right it wis the | haircut | , left he’d chickened oot an | 2015 |
| Central - EDN |
i a bottle o Chianti, a bath, | haircut | , shave, an a ride for less th | 2001 |
| Central - LAL | ersel up by giein Irish a mad | haircut | . ?? | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
ntitled te a wee bittie aff a | haircut | . An syne, fir a sma, addition | 2006 |
| Doric - DOR | e wife, dinna tell her) and a | haircut | . Reckon e Turra economy hiz f | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | Booked a fancy barbers for a | haircut | . There was a choice of Mark o | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | me through andy carrolls new | haircut | ? | 2015 |
| Doric - MNA |
ilian: a helluva savage kinna | haircut | at wisna oan yer heid. | 2004 |
| Central - SEC | ting gear - never paid fir a | haircut | fir 40 yeers noo lol | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | cast muckle. But they need a | haircut | ilcky month or twa. We eesed | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | e tell ye that I got ma first | haircut | in fower month the day. It fe | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
know if ah need a shite or a | haircut | man.’ he sais, an lookin at | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
here nixt tae stretch wi the | haircut | that stawnds oot like a sare | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
ged in a field - an a weirdo | haircut | that wis long on wan Side an | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | @grant53231219 r u gaun fir a | haircut | the morn - yule b needin yin | 2021 |
| Shetland - SHD |
entit afore. An my first iver | haircut | wis memorable an aa. Thankful | 2011 |