| Southern - SEA |
fit ferm, i the days whan the | Shorts | | 2003 |
| Doric - ABN |
o his fluorescent green | shorts | | 2020 |
| Central - SWE |
Historical | Shorts | | 2009 |
| Orkney - ORK |
First a paer o boxer | shorts | | 2021 |
| Shetland - SHD | rieff- maybe breeks instead o | shorts | ! | 2015 |
| Central - SEC | b arrested fir wearing khaki | shorts | ! | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
n a pair ae fancy shoes, torn | shorts | , an incredibly dirty white sh | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | n telt her she had nae socks, | shorts | , ties or shirts left she said | 2020 |
| Central - EDN |
Seven blazoned oan his | shorts | , went flashin’ bye. | 2015 |
| Central - SWE |
xcess baggage allowance in ma | shorts | . | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
through his pure white fitbaw | shorts | . | 2012 |
| Ulster - GUL |
'Tae get oot the Reeboks an | shorts | . | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
wiz like they were aw wearin | shorts | . Awbdy got a gid sniff eh the | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR |
line, nae even stripped intae | shorts | . Hardie | 2003 |
| Doric - DOR |
abeen a reid t-shirt and blue | shorts | . He leaves the ootline o the | 2023 |
| Central - WCE |
tae be cyein up aw his boxer | shorts | . Kirsty, she said. NAW. Ah hu | 2021 |
| Orkney - ORK |
"Why don't you try some boxer | shorts | ?" the bonny lassie said. | 2002 |
| Doric - MNA |
xxed tae the boddom o his gym | shorts | an | 2014 |
| Central - GLA |
l up wearin a pair ay Bermuda | shorts | an an auld Nickelson jayket, | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA |
atchin as anither boy in fite | shorts | an a vest cam in an stairtit | 2011 |
| Central - SWE |
m wi’ a pair o’ auld P.E. | shorts | and a scabby t-shirt on. A ha | 2011 |
| Central - SWE |
rin rain wearin nowt but thin | shorts | and a t-shirt. It’s near mi | 2022 |
| Central - SEC | of gites tae do up. Some auld | shorts | and T-shirts. Id be in heav | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR |
lub: a yalla polo shirt, navy | shorts | and white plimsolls. She has | 2023 |
| Shetland - SHD |
Dressed in t-shirts an | shorts | an sandshun, we head ta da lo | 2004 |
| Central - WCE |
e sexy Mister Anderson in his | shorts | cause it's him that's the coa | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
PE. the other day instead ae | shorts | cause she said she wis lik a | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA | Geez oh! Are the quines | shorts | gettin shorter or ah'm ah get | 2018 |
| Doric - MNA |
ger Or ging oot joggin in his | shorts | He is a lazy ****** vratch Bu | 2023 |
| Orkney - ORK |
Weel, Daavit lukk'd at boxer | shorts | in every kindo guise. | 2002 |
| Doric - DOR | enFC Even Holly willoughby in | shorts | is struggling to distract me | 2018 |
| Central - SEC | | shorts | ready n ma trainers tae n a b | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | RobertMiggins Same here. Wore | shorts | tae the skuill and then tae t | 2020 |
| Ulster - EUL |
in lik a duck. His T-shirt an | shorts | were sappled. ‘Three hunder | 2021 |
| Southern - SEA |
Short, ane o the | Shorts | whae yince fermed Borth’ick | 2003 |
| Ulster - EUL |
"Iwa | shorts | wi aal the mishaps o the day | 2022 |