| Doric - MNA |
na draw "Leave't tae me" said | Ted | "I'll seen get it redd | 2023 |
| Orkney - ORK |
‘Weel, | Ted | ,’ said the waathirman, ‘I | 2015 |
| Doric - ABN |
y tae hear aboot yer brither, | Ted | . He wis a nice man. Ane o the | 2010 |
| Central - SEC | Wee sharp teeth too ??. Poor | Ted | ???? | 2020 |
| Central - DUN |
But eh tak meh hat aff ti | Ted | Baker an Joe Bloggs | 2007 |
| Central - WCE |
Pr. | Ted | Cowan's on the politics o the | 2008 |
| Central - LAL | guid tae see ma auld lecturer | Ted | Cowan getting his tuppence in | 2020 |
| Doric - ABN |
"Ah passed | Ted | doon at the Green half an ooe | 2010 |
| Central - SEC | TheGunnersPub Yi need tae get | Ted | his cagoule! ?? | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | @gingertotty Aw it BRAW! | Ted | is ma favrit! https://t.co/oO | 2020 |
| Central - DUN |
thin in seek. Its great rusty | ted | tecth were dreepin wi somethi | 2010 |
| Shetland - SHD |
Smootie plö | ted | wi dem aa da wye tae da catte | 2003 |