| Shetland - SHD | Wi spleet-second | timin | 2001 | |
| Central - SEC | ight in the centre row. Handy | timin | , likes. Cos as soon as ah pla | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA | xplanation for his immaculate | timin | . | 2000 |
| Central - SEC | a Selfish cunt he wis in the | timin | . Mean, here's me aw weepy eye | 2021 |
| Central - NEC | irit aff their beer. Nou, the | timin | is aboot richt for this tae b | 2018 |
| Doric - MNA | "No... .bit wi the | timin | o ess," he raged, wavin the l | 2006 |