| Doric - DUN | Bit there's fowk thit think ' | turnip | ' is a wee fite thing the size | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | belMcF I suid hae said Donald | Turnip | 's son-in-law...! | 2018 |
| Doric - DOR | yon braw the day. Heed like a | turnip | efter a few too many nips of | 2017 |
| Central - SWE | Turnip | Pee! | 2021 | |
| Doric - MNA | As lang as ony | turnip | shaw | 2007 |