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| Aldo | is still fixted oan his chose |
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| Aldo | took his keys fae his jean po |
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| Aldo | , oan the other hand though, i |
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| Aldo | wis never a supporter ae Leit |
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| Aldo | hus no mentioned nuttin aboot |
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| Aldo | continues oan wae his tirade. |
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| Aldo | scoffed "Ah bet yae she tells |
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| Aldo | and Craigy, are baith sat oan |
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" | Aldo | , that boay's comin" ah beg wa |
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" | Aldo | " he says. Aw bright eyed and |
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cheerin fae theif doorweys; " | Aldo | ! Aldo!" they chant. It really |
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"So, yae love her anywey?" | Aldo | remarks, "Then that makes you |
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m droappin oaff gear fur yae, | Aldo | ?" |
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"Dougie, | Aldo | , what are you two dain here?" |
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"Fur fuck sake, | Aldo | . Aye" his teeth grindin taege |
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e is a doactur fur fuck sake, | Aldo | ’’ snipes Dougie who’s s |
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a station, fur fuck’s sake, | Aldo | ’’ he complains. Aw seriou |
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"Listen tae yur uncle, | Aldo | , mate" he says. "She's awread |
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’Jist be careful in here, | Aldo | ’’ he warns me. ‘’Marv |
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his voice "You're a gid mate, | Aldo | " he tells me. |
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"Awrite, | Aldo | " whispers a monstrous, ugly v |
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Then, in the blink ae an eye, | Aldo | went fae smilin and laughin. |
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"It's Craig, | Aldo | " he says "Git yur erse doon t |
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. "You might be a crazy fuck, | Aldo | . But you're oot gunned here, |
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‘’Ken suttin, | Aldo | ? You really do need tae lay o |
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rgery ah feel like a re-born, | Aldo | . Ah git ma iPhone oot and hei |
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ae that processed shite fur, | Aldo | ’’ |
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fuckin believe you sometimes, | Aldo | " |
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‘’That’s Justine’s, | Aldo | .’’ Dougie states, pointin |
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‘’Naecunt, honest, | Aldo | !’’ begs Craigy. |
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a fuckin popularity contest, | Aldo | ’’ he challenges me. “ D |
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mate." "Jesus fuckin Christ, | Aldo | . Is there anycunt yuv |
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wish ah hud a son, like you, | Aldo | " he said. |
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"Aw, its you, | Aldo | " she asserts, wae a half hert |
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n voice replies "Is that you, | Aldo | , son?" |
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’You wantin any Ice n aw, | Aldo | ?’’ |
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shave and hair gel. Suddenly, | Aldo | flings his leg oantae the tab |
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‘’Ah’m sorry, | Aldo | ” he says “Awrite? But thi |
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happened. | Aldo | zapped Mark wae the taser whi |
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e enough tae smell the blood. | Aldo | knoacked this boays front tee |
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noat developin in ma stomach. | Aldo | is stood nixt tae me at the f |
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ink everyhing's settled doon. | Aldo | hus yin maire dig at me. "Yae |
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's apple intae a fine powder. | Aldo | surfaced fae the shoap. And a |
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k aboot the standard ae play. | Aldo | 's masterplan tae fuck wae Bon |
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aced wae a monster ae a boay. | Aldo | must be aboot 6ft 2 wae a mus |
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be Columbo tae ken who it is: | Aldo | , He alweys makes the same stu |
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d tae find that it wis indeed | Aldo | who wis trying his best tae m |
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s their wey inside the groond | Aldo | drags me and Craig inside the |
| Central - LAL | 16 Lugs twitched when A heard | Aldo | wis on 'The Chase' last night |
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Ah never hud | Aldo | doon as nae Karl Marx. But ah |
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well be the premature end ae | Aldo | and Bruce’s story, eh? Ah f |
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inside is the raised voice ae | Aldo | . Even Oasis's Wonderwall blas |
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fear ae the repercussions fae | Aldo | . But as ah turned tae ma side |
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s he passes the joint oor tae | Aldo | . Ah start convincin masel tha |
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m Spence is standin there wae | Aldo | . Who's aw but booncin as he a |
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is why ah've decided tae gee | Aldo | a noad oan the unsuspectin go |
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e corner ae ma eye ah kin see | Aldo | grinnin fae ear tae ear. |
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hin tae book her ride oan the | Aldo | express. Bruce hus come oan l |
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ever seen. You done yur uncle | Aldo | proud, son." |
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moan, yae kin tell yur uncle | Aldo | ?’’ |
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p. Different days fae when me | Aldo | and Craig roamed aboot this w |
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be a better place with maire | Aldo | ’s aboot. So, what dae hinks |
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"Aye | Aldo | , its fuckin quality." |
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d spending too much time with | Aldo | ." |
| Southern - SEA | bitheadal99 no botherd a fuck | aldo | #allinthenameofun |
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But before he could hit him | Aldo | started sweepin the flair. Ji |
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vour, eh? and keep an eye oan | Aldo | . He's gone fuckin nuts ever s |
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r mate Caroline by pissin oan | Aldo | . |
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moment when ahid set eyes oan | Aldo | . And the satisfaction and rel |
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t me thenow but ah've no seen | Aldo | in here fur nearly a week. Ma |
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Yit, yin time, when | Aldo | 's name came up, ah foond mase |
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ls fur the buses. That's when | Aldo | 's new foond love fur the team |
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Cornavirus symptoms then even | Aldo | 's gonnae be demandin we pit h |
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half cut or coked up. Or, in | Aldo | 's case, a deadly combination |
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the Quran ah widnae be fuckin | Aldo | . Anwey, you'll no find any an |
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ace ma direction the veins in | Aldo | 's hied are pulsatin and he lo |
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a thoosand incidents involvin | Aldo | since then. |
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"This boay won | Aldo | , granted, he needs tae be bit |
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, no voicin it openly, but no | Aldo | , he's hellbent oan geein poor |
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"So | Aldo | , hud thoat the boay said, Pak |
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fur | Aldo | tae return. The pair ae us ho |
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onnae be the untimely end fur | Aldo | . In a half-conscious state ah |
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really wisnae any excuses fur | Aldo | and the borderline insane wae |
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Aw, ah see" casually responds | Aldo | . |
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h feel. And aw ah kin hear is | Aldo | mutterin tae himself: "Ah can |
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lt him "Listen, mate. This is | Aldo | . He's jist moved tae Leith." |
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like you all to meet. This is | Aldo | and his family recently moved |
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hat spoke tae me that day wis | Aldo | . When ah wid go tae the cless |
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eed fur racial slurs" remarks | Aldo | . Efter lovinly jumpin oan his |
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e the fuck is she then?" asks | Aldo | . |
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ngers, ya thick cunt!!" bawls | Aldo | in a blind rage. |
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"Moan tae fuck" says | Aldo | , suddenly. Inadvertently assi |
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‘’Goggz, mate? it’s | Aldo | . That motor ah turned yae oan |
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human tragedy, then why can't | Aldo | ? At least that's what ah hink |
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uttin except gee me hope that | Aldo | 's plan might actually work. |
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these gossipin bastards that | Aldo | hinks wae his heid these days |
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Ah ken in this moment that | Aldo | wis speakin sense and that ah |
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gin, right enough. Ah've goat | Aldo | 's wallet fur some reason. |
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you" he says. Starin right at | Aldo | . "Your family own that new re |
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raig and especially that cunt | Aldo | like ah need tae witness Hert |
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ah laughed. "Wur talkin aboot | Aldo | here, no fuckin Bono. He jist |
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But | Aldo | hus decided he's hayin none a |
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"Aw, it's you | Aldo | , ah suppose ah better invite |
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me photocopyin. And that boay | Aldo | 's eyes dinnae flinch fae her |
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e wear thenight. Maist likely | Aldo | and Craig will awready be hal |
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s in the shoap, it's actually | Aldo | who huds me back. |
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Fuckin Yes! Naeboady kin deny | Aldo | took hings too far wae the bo |
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‘’ | Aldo | ’’ he says, wae his hands |
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‘’ | Aldo | ’’ he gasps, glowerin dire |
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‘’ | Aldo | , mate. Kin ah hae the key bac |
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‘’ | Aldo | , what the fucks happened? The |
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‘’ | Aldo | , he didnae mean anyhing by it |
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s at me withoot blinkin ‘’ | Aldo | , ah dinnae ken what tae say. |
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desperate Dougie yelps ‘’ | Aldo | , it’ll be murder, eh? he’ |