| Ulster - GUL | r! Dinnae forget the big bare | arses | ! |
| Central - LAL | he wis a bigger bum than ten | arses | . |
| Central - WCE | nae dare since they hud their | arses | skelpt in yon elections the l |
| Ulster - PUL | ter they clocked aye on their | arses | |
| Central - GLA | fae the premises. Oot oan oor | arses | afore we cin get Dolly's phon |
| Central - WCE | tae shame, we wis oot on wur | arses | bein’ chased awa’ by some |