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| Cantsmell | ’s ma said hullo tae me when |
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en she wis there this mornin, | Cantsmell | ’s wee brother’s class wur |
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an it’s pure disgustin man. | Cantsmell | ’s ma didnae seem tae realis |
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went intae a massive blister. | Cantsmell | might be mingin a BO but ah d |
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Ma ma wis talkin tae | Cantsmell | ’s ma in the super market th |
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Wid you want tae sit next tae | Cantsmell | ? |
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said tae Laura, D’yi think | Cantsmell | really has got nits. Dis a ti |
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changin rooms; yi could hear | Cantsmell | screamin aw the way doon the |
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days; every time ah looked at | Cantsmell | he wis either pickin his heid |
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Sammy Campbell burnt | Cantsmell | wi a can a deodorant the day: |