| Doric - ABN |
| Cos | it wis the only place tae get |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | ma buiks tell me thit there |
| Doric - ABN |
| Cos | a later license this wid brin |
| Central - SWE |
| cos | auld Davy theenks |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | ye didna get een wi the cars |
| Doric - ABN |
| Cos | abody hid their ain washin' g |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | a richt guid shot o' Bucky ke |
| Central - WCE |
| Cos | the spit hud broke oan the ba |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | I'll no be 'ere onymair |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | I'm i'tuck man, aye, I' tack |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | abiddy can see |
| Central - SWE |
| cos | we hud tae, six fit six o whi |
| Central - SWE |
| cos | Ah hae got the secret weapon. |
| Doric - DOR |
| Cos | if ye canna see, it is quite |
| Doric - ABN |
| Cos | growin' up we hid a blast |
| Southern - SWE |
| cos | they're usin chuckies fir bar |
| Central - GLA |
| Cos | I seen ye by the way, by the |
| Central - GLA |
| Cos | ye cannae just embrace the fa |
| Southern - SWE |
| Cos | ye couldna hae o'er muckle, |
| Southern - SEA | isnae enough! Should be 100! | cos | they treat peeps like me as a |
| Southern - SEA | feel its nae proper sport! | Cos | ahm used to play Ruggers in m |
| Central - LAL | Jack's new single....ENJOY! | Cos | a dae???????????? https://t.c |
| Central - LAL | @JohnBishop100 Enjoy! | Cos | sadly Summer has no made it t |
| Central - LAL | @TheMattEvers Enjoy! | Cos | I'm heidin tae bed wi ma hot |
| Central - GLA |
" | Cos | Tam told us obviously' |
| Central - GLA |
" | Cos | errza Big Bad Moose. . . that |
| Central - SEC |
" | Cos | ah'm gonnae eat this cunts fu |
| Southern - SEA |
share Ah'm no Ida" she said, " | cos | hur hair's aw lang an curly, |
| Southern - SEA |
e'er," thocht th pair bairn, " | cos | Ah was ne'er this wee afore, |
| Southern - SEA |
only Ah kent hoo tae stert." | Cos | , richt, sae mony weird an wun |
| Southern - SEA |
an agin, "Dae bats eat cats?" | cos | , richt, seein as she couldnae |
| Central - LAL | me "British" or "Britannique" | cos | they ken how much it offends |
| Doric - MNA |
' | cos | ali-a's on the steets |
| Central - GLA |
' | Cos | everytime there's trouble he |
| Central - LAL | lik that in the REAL world?' | Cos | , ken, schuils urnae the real |
| Central - WCE |
er tae ma brur an' 'e's burd ' | cos | A'd loast ma vice. |
| Central - SEC |
a hert sunk but a said, 'Aye' | cos | a didny want tae deek trash. |
| Central - WCE |
an' Muggins jist ignores 'um ' | cos | whin rur's a leg a' lamb in r |
| Central - LAL |
n, long. Ah ken eh's dreamin ' | cos | his eyes are flickerin beneat |
| Central - AYR |
He only daes tt ' | cos | he's bad, An 'cos he kens it |
| Southern - SEA |
osint miles doon, Ah hink- " ( | cos | ee sei, Ahlice hed learnt sev |
| Central - LAL | t be NSFW (no safe fir weans) | cos | o a few sweery wirds: https:/ |
| Southern - SEA |
hes filled up wi stanes ana', | cos | there's no se much o' a water |
| Central - GLA |
uld man. It cannae be yir Ma, | cos | she married me. |
| Doric - ABN |
n. Ay, aa equal noo, bi Goad, | cos | wirms divna aet à la carte. |
| Central - WCE |
Ah said, But why. Laura said, | Cos | ah don’t want nits again. A |
| Doric - ABN |
it wisna the Kirk o Scotland, | cos | Morrice telt me he'd eence be |
| Central - SEC |
itch forks doon fur a second, | cos | he's startin tae move steadil |
| Doric - DOR |
haud, | cos | bleed wis rinnin doon his lef |
| Doric - MNA |
iways be up tae mischief wee, | cos | ats fit yi dee fan yur wee. Y |
| Doric - DOR |
ver be ower shooer, Chairlie, | cos | Wollaston an his ilk are lik |
| Central - GLA |
here. It must a been a while, | cos | fan I got up fae the fleer, t |
| Central - GLA |
ae get tae order fur a while, | cos | it was busy, so me and ma sis |
| Doric - ABN |
In oor case, | cos | Myrtle had nae lang plunted h |
| Doric - ABN |
we ca'ed it The Bigger Hoose, | cos | it made MacTavish's look sma. |
| Central - GLA |
. McDade was resolute though, | cos | me an Pearcey hud Celtic taps |
| Doric - ABN |
: Stushie, Styoo an Stramash, | cos | , o aa the students in the fir |
| Doric - ABN |
wad pit on his best English, | cos | he kent there wis a lot o tow |
| Central - LAL | Apparently it's a spit mask, | cos | the laddie kept spittin on th |
| Doric - ABN |
e ivver there ye'll easy ken, | cos | the High Street gings aa the |
| Central - LAL | est chance. It'll come again, | cos | Sturgeon is as devalued as he |
| Central - SWE |
bit it's excitin, | cos | they're no allooed tae touch |
| Central - WCE |
riet on that Nicola Sturgeon, | cos | they’re aeways seen oot the |
| Central - LAL | e no long ago. Tough yin tho, | cos | Borna at his best is an absol |
| Central - SEC |
kin in. A wis first tae jump, | cos | a wis the lightest and the co |
| Central - GLA |
in. I didna even look at her, | cos | I kaint it would mak ahin wor |
| Central - GLA |
we aw called the Roadrunner, | cos | he's rapid. The elder wans hu |
| Central - LAL | s, that disnae really matter, | cos | the belief that we're like th |
| Doric - ABN |
tae keep awa fae the watter, | cos | it wis rinnin high, but ye ke |
| Central - WCE |
llie when we got girlfriends, | cos | he wis that chuffed that he w |
| Central - SEC |
on’ aplenty in they places, | cos | laidback Jamaica is what mais |
| Doric - DOR | or playin fitba wi yer mates, | cos | yiv jist realised Top o e Pop |
| Central - WCE | big skinnymalinkie lang legs, | cos | a wis an a still am..... but |
| Central - WCE | yer ashamed. Ken why that is, | cos | whin ye were growin up ye wer |
| Doric - ABN |
uring the April snow showers, | cos | fan it gets even mair caul in |
| Central - LAL | d acknowledge aw' yer tweets, | cos | ' I dinnae like ye taking the |
| Doric - ABN |
h should be Popper bi richts, | cos | they say mi ancestor invented |
| Central - WCE |
Ah wid hate tae catch nits, | cos | ma hair’s blond an it’s d |
| Central - SWE |
wid bring tae us, | cos | ye'll be there |
| Central - GLA |
y, Tam's brand new wae aw us, | cos | we're the younger wans. Alway |
| Central - LAL |
played in Kirkcoddy? He says, | cos | there's no enough seats. This |
| Central - LAL |
tae feelin' foo o' the joys, | cos | it's sumthin' |
| Doric - DOR |
s should be spelt. Gled 0 at, | cos | the panel wid probably nae ag |
| Central - GLA |
in n smokin snout, nae doubt, | cos | the fuckin Young Team's about |
| Central - GLA |
. We've been buzzin aw night, | cos | ae the fireworks, the swally |
| Doric - ABN |
e libree, and Gweed kens fit, | cos | he wis expectin some fowk tha |
| Central - GLA |
‘Ah’ll tell ye fur whit, | cos | ah didnae gie him a bloody fa |
| Central - GLA |
me points. I loved playin it, | cos | even though her hands felt aw |
| Doric - MNA |
Yer entitled tae wear it, | cos | ma brains I hiv racked. |
| Doric - MNA |
ad pushed a hi-fi in his cot, | cos | ivvery word wis as clear as t |
| Doric - ABN |
he Grim Reaper's Lang Hairst, | cos | it went on day efter day fae |
| Central - GLA |
d tae know it as the YTP but, | cos | it sounded cooler n that. The |
| Southern - SWE | @biteback7 @LadyJinty How, | cos | it's like looking in a mirror |
| Central - GLA |
an seems cool n calm the day, | cos | rest_ assured if our parents |
| Southern - SEA |
eep, or she fell awfy slowly, | cos | she hed loads o time as she w |
| Doric - ABN |
ae had a good ee for anatomy, | cos | it bent jist far an elba wid |
| Central - SEC | our 20s lads get the nod 2 - | cos | am a fitbaw man thru n thru - |
| Central - SEC | e to think of ur answer m8 - | cos | am right lol |
| Central - SEC | @CraigGillon_ poosies m8 - | cos | there no fitbaw players n the |
| Central - SEC | fae your days at livvy m8 - | cos | ee hud a cute smile lol |
| Central - SEC | scos prices gettin reduced - | cos | there horrendous the noo as a |
| Central - SEC | hered if a cum hame fecked - | cos | al b happy lol |
| Central - SEC | comment on the womens game - | cos | a could get sum flak lol |
| Central - SEC | e - am abstainin nxt time - | cos | am a member o big george gall |
| Central - SEC | wonder if thell follow me - | cos | am choakin fir a swally the n |
| Central - SEC | ce the lockdown this month - | cos | february will b the same - o |
| Central - SEC | tournament - jist as well - | cos | a wooda hud tae miss awe the |
| Central - SEC | is way back intae the teem - | cos | if ma brothers an automatic s |
| Central - SEC | involved in a domestic noo - | cos | ma isobel isnae happy its aff |
| Doric - ABN |
so the hale shop can hear - | cos | aabody aboot here kens ma sto |
| Central - SEC | r games and vantage points - | cos | i am m8 |
| Central - SEC | get a shuftie at this guys - | cos | if a dinnae ma pal mr p will |
| Central - SEC | e is all sweetness n light - | cos | of the independence carrot sh |
| Central - SEC |
walk oot ah'm fuckin stunned. | Cos | , above the door starin back a |
| Central - EDN |
d cunt hud somehow backfired. | Cos | he wis sat there lookin aw mi |
| Central - SEC |
is, of course, shoart lived. | Cos | as ah git tae the boattom ae |
| Central - LAL |
everybody being dead relaxed. | Cos | , like, we were undefeated in |
| Central - SEC |
oot the power ae faitherhood. | Cos | it changes a man, so it does. |
| Doric - ABN |
e best o't - an be thunkfae. | Cos | for some peer vratches nae sk |
| Doric - DOR |
the list in the furst place. | Cos | it disna tak a pintle tae haa |
| Central - SEC |
immerse ma self in the game. | Cos | after aw, ma teachers knew ah |
| Central - EDN |
ly be the strong silent type. | Cos | if no then ah might end up bu |
| Central - SEC |
hat's why ah wanted tae here. | Cos | ken what. This daft cunt jump |
| Central - SEC |
fuck that nuttin kicks oaff. | Cos | ah widnae miss this match fur |
| Doric - DOR |
ng. And a name is everything. | Cos | , aye, a rose would maybe smel |
| Doric - ABN |
fan it comes tae shoplifting. | Cos | it’s nae gan tae get ony be |
| Central - SEC |
e be the best ae a bad bunch. | Cos | they’ve at least displayed |
| Central - SEC |
kiddy porn oot ae Edinburgh. | Cos | if ah git a whiff ae yur cavi |
| Central - EDN |
ah really gee a fuck, though. | Cos | obviously ah’ve goat bigger |
| Central - SEC |
joy is shoart lastin, though. | Cos | ootae naewhere ah feel somebo |
| Central - SEC |
appearances fool yae though. | Cos | growin up ah heard stories ab |
| Central - EDN |
ter doesnae last long though. | Cos | suddenly he looks as loast an |
| Central - SEC |
him a walk oan his new leash. | Cos | ever since he cloacked the hi |
| Central - SEC |
puss hud done jist the trick. | Cos | ah could see in his eyes and |
| Central - SEC |
dnae really take it personal. | Cos | anyboady who's unfortunate en |
| Southern - SWE | st skecked yon in online DSL. | Cos | it streetches itsneck? |
| Central - SEC |
ever, Aldo" ah plead wae him. | Cos | ah wisnae sure whether tae la |
| Central - SEC |
a therapeutic effect oan him. | Cos | aw ae a sudden he’s drivin, |
| Central - SEC |
heat who jist left the room. | Cos | ah will find yaise. And belie |
| Central - EDN |
lin me tae turn the boax oan. | Cos | it’s comin up fur teatime a |
| Central - SEC |
that this wis aw ma ain dain. | Cos | , ken? there wis nae mention a |
| Central - SEC |
termined tae keep us guessin. | Cos | anytime me and Dougie questio |
| Central - SEC |
ous power which is education. | Cos | simply sittin back and idling |
| Central - SEC |
ae really hud it against her. | Cos | , lits be real. We kent as man |
| Doric - MNA | t o being a personal shopper. | Cos | I probably could di wi a man |
| Central - SEC |
t in the hoose since furever. | Cos | , usually ah'm oot and aboot w |
| Central - SEC |
nity tae knoack again, likes. | Cos | before Danny kens it ah’m s |
| Central - SEC |
ntre row. Handy timin, likes. | Cos | as soon as ah plant ma erse o |
| Central - EDN |
furget ma past indiscretions. | Cos | they aw slammed the phone doo |
| Central - SEC |
is warnin fell oan deef ears. | Cos | , withoot warnin, Aldo produce |
| Central - WCE |
of vertue and of gentilness. | Cos | it spake tae me; it kindy wen |
| Central - GLA |
believe and repeat tae cunts. | Cos | the grapevine is thick n fast |
| Central - SEC |
Ah Strayed awey fae the pact. | Cos | ah'm someboady who doesnae be |
| Central - LAL | rk yer caur weel oot o sicht. | Cos | if they catch ye in the back |
| Central - EDN |
n poacket withoot realisn it. | Cos | ah kin feel the test tube sta |
| Central - SEC |
ask me this is aw her fault. | Cos | the mere suggestion ae shared |
| Central - EDN |
ts ma emotions oan red alert. | Cos | , ah’m hit wae a worried loo |
| Central - SEC |
nse ae euphoria doesnae last. | Cos | then ah remind masel that ah' |
| Central - EDN |
a horrible bastard, efteraw. | Cos | yae kin bet yur grannies pens |
| Central - SEC | t time ee cracked the whip m8 | cos | eamonn had a smoke afore the |
| Central - SEC | r1986 al answer that later m8 | cos | half the gadgies noo a days t |
| Central - SEC | @Ryanflanagan97 | cos | there fake m8 - n erse licke |
| Southern - SEA |
eet's merked 'poison' or no"; | cos | she hed read loads o bonnie w |
| Southern - SEA | think anything oot these, ?? | cos | ahm pished atm! https://t.co/ |
| Central - LAL | n are you haein yir toy sale? | Cos | you'll no hae anytime fir PS |
| Central - SEC |
n tae borderline suicide, ah? | Cos | even Danny’s littin oaff wa |
| Central - SEC |
bed. Ah mean, ah hud tae, eh? | Cos | anytime ah left him oan his a |
| Central - SEC |
ease explain this tae me, eh? | Cos | what's nixt? Is ma water supp |
| Central - EDN |
eyes deceive yae though, eh? | cos | underneath aw ae that brawny |
| Central - EDN |
Too late though, eh? | cos | in a hertbeat ah’ve grabbed |
| Central - EDN |
pal. Nuttin else matters, eh? | cos | if he gits a whiff that ah’ |
| Central - SEC |
rroundins. It's strange, ken? | Cos | it wis ootside this shoap, at |
| Central - SEC |
rtae missed thum n that, ken? | Cos | fur the past two months Justi |
| Central - GLA |
n wis that, five minutes ago? | Cos | ye look like ye’ve just cra |
| Central - SEC |
you go up and check oan her? | Cos | ah'm worried fur her and the |
| Central - GLA |
‘Whit fur? | Cos | that’s whit ye dae - - ye b |
| Central - SEC |
arrassment?' ah laugh. "What? | cos | ah want a better life fur mas |
| Central - EDN |
s me, aye. What dae yae want? | Cos | whatever yur sellin ah’m no |
| Southern - SEA | hrow that intae the North Sea | cos | once ye got in, ye cannae git |
| Doric - DOR |
in. Aa kin see them judgin ma | cos | am wearin a suit. Am sae gled |
| Doric - MNB |
aen tae have twa keekers an a | cos | the ba hid gein him sic a wal |
| Doric - ABN |
eep ti begin wi. But it wisna | cos | Ah wis feart. Ah wis thinkin, |
| Doric - MNB |
y and nae get too carried awa | cos | a hid tae mind that a hid tae |
| Central - SEC | @FattusPrickus @OfficialQosFC | cos | hees a legend big man |
| Central - SEC |
An am sad | cos | I'll miss aw ma chums |
| Doric - MNB |
te aboot gaen back tea ma bed | cos | it looked ower caul oot there |
| Central - SEC |
cunts who kept gittin bashed | cos | their parents wur too piss po |
| Central - SEC |
n kill him" ah says. "He died | cos | he hud an allergy tae peanuts |
| Central - WCE |
tae me. Ah wis pure mortified | cos | Laura an Charlene wur wi me a |
| Central - SEC |
maire aboot what hud happened | cos | ma curiosity goat the better |
| Central - LAL | ones told to stay garrisoned | cos | he couldnae trust them tae st |
| Central - EDN |
bitually angry and frustrated | cos | she husnae won fuck aw in yea |
| Doric - MNB |
tal. A wis a bit disappointed | cos | it didna look a that scary ef |
| Central - SEC | eet on the stv news - gutted | cos | a never got interviewed - a |
| Central - LAL | hey richt? Has Scots survived | cos | its speakers are thrawn? http |
| Central - SEC | ey @cathedral_sport aye a did | cos | a forgot the bit about the su |
| Central - LAL | wty dae that, cany be too gid | cos | am that cool al brek masel ta |
| Central - SEC | n team that plays at seafield | cos | if it is av seen thae lads - |
| Central - SEC | tion n stormin aff at the end | cos | the hame |
| Central - GLA |
e n Addison ir trailin behind | cos | Am chargin ahead, on a missio |
| Central - SEC |
e shut the fuckin door behind | cos | it's sae baltic. Enterin the |
| Central - GLA |
s they walk tae second period | cos | we're famous as fuck noo. The |
| Central - LAL | ic A wanna enter! But a canae | cos | im no at hame the day........ |
| Central - GLA |
, nae danger. Well, ah widnae | cos | it’s Joe’s wife but ah st |
| Central - EDN |
place well kept. Gid joab tae | cos | ah’ve goat oor tea tae make |
| Central - SEC | rian_Pacey a herd ur gaun tae | cos | ee dinnae need tae self isola |
| Central - WCE |
tae the school if ah huv tae | cos | ah’m no gettin papped next |
| Doric - MNB |
d and put a cascade cone tube | cos | the river wis high and there |
| Central - EDN |
t wi a bitty a hidden grimace | cos | his back wiz aching fae crouc |
| Central - SEC | uck1965 a drive a rolls royce | cos | its good for ma voice but you |
| Central - WCE |
n’ raither awfy guid inside | Cos | afore a met ‘ur a wis Despe |
| Central - GLA |
fuckin barkin that stuff. See | cos | the can's metal, right, it li |
| Central - SEC |
ew ah couldny get far in life | cos | eh ma test results they were |
| Central - GLA |
He sais he found that strange | cos | he’s been lookin oot fur me |
| Central - SEC | @Liam2TLR bhoys went leadsie | cos | the gyms r shut doon - tut t |
| Central - SEC |
Ah hud tae take a double take | cos | a couldnae believe the nerve |
| Central - WCE |
boys apart fae Simple Semple | cos | they aw came intae school wea |
| Central - GLA |
His massive face turns purple | cos | he's so ragin. |
| Central - SEC | l - hope he enjoyed the game | cos | i did - there will b no reso |
| Doric - MNB |
mindin him he hid tae be hame | cos | his grannie wis comin tae see |
| Doric - MNB |
It wis a bit o a shame | cos | nane o us felt affa hungry ai |
| Central - SWE |
A cannie, A'm needit at hame | cos | A'm a new mannie. |
| Central - SEC |
Ah refuse tae gee him a name | cos | if ah dae that then ah might |
| Central - SEC |
ve much thoat tae at the time | cos | ah wis jist a bairn masel. Yi |
| Central - WCE |
ae pause the tape aw the time | cos | the words aw jist soundet lik |
| Central - LAL | VK1972 Hold oot tae full time | cos | av got 4-1 Bayern! ?? |
| Doric - MNB |
ind a hotel fir November time | cos | if a wintit tae go ower ther |
| Central - LAL |
en better than the first time | cos | ah knew whit tae dae wi them. |
| Central - SEC |
y. He wis obviously phonin me | cos | Mikey's heavies wur oan his t |
| Central - SEC | pootin a guid word in for me | cos | am ur pal lol |
| Central - GLA |
r. The two lassies look at me | cos | they know it's ma pal. A hand |
| Central - GLA |
ae it. We aw git para in here | cos | yi cannae see fuck aw ootside |
| Central - SEC |
There's defo a boay up there | cos | yae kin hear his deep voice r |
| Doric - MNB |
tae be the journey ower there | cos | it wis gaunt ae tak me aboot |
| Central - SEC | or jury duty - are yous sure | cos | a dinnae come cheap lol |
| Central - SEC |
fridge he seems maire at ease | cos | he's littin me take a closer |
| Central - GLA |
ter me, an ah feel even worse | cos | that’s it: in his heid he |
| Central - GLA |
’s bike. Made us feel shite | cos | yer da’s still payin the pr |
| Central - SEC | y34766993 of course its shite | cos | the scottish fa r shite and t |
| Central - GLA |
Ahm feelin awrite | cos | in a matter ae hours, ah'll b |
| Central - GLA |
ckie when she wis just a tote | cos | ay aw the bevvyin an gamblin? |
| Central - GLA |
ckie when she wis just a tote | cos | ay aw the bevvyin an gamblin? |
| Central - SWE |
A 'burn' willnae burn ye | cos | |
| Central - GLA |
d that they take the hood aff | cos | ah thought ah wis gonae spew |
| Central - GLA |
n. Ah’m just takin ma scarf | cos | ye kin just take that aff an |
| Central - GLA |
ckie bottoms ah hud in ma bag | cos | the fuckin tube had neglected |
| Central - SEC |
Ah decide tae remove his gag | cos | ah’m interested tae hear wh |
| Central - GLA |
oard that he didnae open much | cos | all the kites and ribbons and |
| Central - GLA |
hey’d pull aff such-an-such | cos | he’s been woeful an how kee |
| Central - WCE |
ec, an’ it mak’s me laugh | cos | ah kinna hink he’s the clos |
| Central - GLA |
ct. Cunts won’t care though | cos | by that point they’ll be gr |
| Central - WCE |
way doon the corridor though | cos | he sprayed it right in his ey |
| Doric - MNB |
el he didna move quick enough | cos | the bac ought him smack bang |
| Ulster - EUL |
"I'm strong to the finish | cos | I eats my spinach!" Hughie pu |
| Doric - SNO |
y an me are haudin oor breath | cos | we ken whit’s comin. He com |
| Central - WCE |
l in case ah got another puni | cos | if yi got three in a row the |
| Central - SEC |
oks as if it's done the trick | cos | there's nae wey the boay shou |
| Central - SEC | n_Pacey mind eer walkin stick | cos | yule b a bit unsteddy - hae |
| Central - WCE |
hool fur the rest ae the week | cos | ah couldnae face gaun in. Sam |
| Central - GLA |
rds must like the scowly look | cos | he dis nae bad. His maw n da |
| Central - GLA |
the poor cunt aw oer the park | cos | you said he stole yer brur’ |
| Central - SEC | highball it oot the car park | cos | the parking warden appeared c |
| Central - SEC | al decision cannae multi task | cos | the super league thingy hus c |
| Central - GLA |
in a clean-sheet is essential | cos | it just takes United tae equa |
| Central - EDN |
y words are his Achilles heel | cos | he’ll no pass up an opportu |
| Central - GLA |
no stoppin on the steep hill | cos | ae the ice. It's git a wee pl |
| Central - GLA |
fied fir ma school track team | cos | a had fast wee legs. A hated |
| Central - GLA |
utsourcin the labour tae them | cos | it wis the only viable thing |
| Doric - DOR |
canna mind fit ye dee wi them | cos | yer bleezin" I'd argue wi her |
| Central - GLA |
hat elder boy hud smashed him | cos | he hud a face yi kin only git |
| Southern - SEA |
e guid for fishermen like him | cos | it was gei late in the season |
| Central - WCE |
ni in the second week ae term | cos | she thought ah wis bein wide |
| Central - SEC |
the telly in another room, an | cos | Ah couldnae distinguish the w |
| Doric - ABN |
dy in the close wis killt. An | cos | Ah wisna there, Ah'm here.' |
| Central - GLA |
it’s comin tae him? Ye mean | cos | ay yer brur’s bike an that? |
| Central - LAL | musta rued that seating plan | cos | he couldnae get oot. He hud m |
| Central - SWE |
happen | cos | we didnae |
| Central - GLA |
st have gone downstairs again | cos | the next time a heard him he |
| Central - LAL | oot the hoose the night again | cos | ye never got him in his favou |
| Central - GLA |
cGiver is sittin lookin ragin | cos | the only thing that's' missin |
| Doric - DOR | wee a Spanish lad phoning in | cos | he couldn't get here without |
| Central - SEC |
e church bells must be ringin | cos | Danny finally exercises his r |
| Central - LAL |
naebdy wis gonny say anythin | cos | it wis better than daein real |
| Central - SEC | rs/dipstick remarks? am askin | cos | ur ma freend lol |
| Central - WCE |
nitary Act. It wis dead borin | cos | it wis aw aboot water supply |
| Central - WCE |
work oot how tae dae that Sin | Cos | Tan stuff, but ma mind kept w |
| Central - LAL | n email? Jamie book a session | cos | we all have power tae move fo |
| Central - SEC | ksy @pieandbov got nae option | cos | top gear is shite! |
| Central - WCE |
vnae a Scooby wit’s gaun on | cos | she’s pit me right up the b |
| Doric - DOR | hese loons iwise calm me doon | cos | i Ken am up tae date we aw th |
| Doric - DOR | marches is becoming a kind o | cos | play cliche. I passionately w |
| Central - GLA |
y widnae’ve dared years ago | cos | they’d huv goat a bloody go |
| Central - LAL |
I geck at ye noo, no | cos | yer poor |
| Central - SEC | a slap noo if a asked n am no | cos | ma wimmins got twae bacon n e |
| Central - LAL | seriously ill! A hope he's no | cos | he luks a serious player if h |
| Central - SEC | rugglin tae get games the noo | cos | awe this - ouch lol |
| Central - EDN |
the luxury ae a wink ae sleep | cos | ah’ve been busy askin masse |
| Central - GLA |
But we didnae need their help | cos | ad worked it all oot fir us. |
| Central - LAL | hen this will be oan catch up | cos | currently missing on catch up |
| Central - SEC | c whit happens if a turn up | cos | theyll need a translater lol |
| Central - SWE |
she cannae staun up | cos | her fleece is owre-droukit. |
| Central - WCE |
; she’s went an split us up | cos | she said wur always talkin, a |
| Doric - DOR |
u tae the kitchen and tidy up | cos | ah ken Ma will be fair trachl |
| Southern - SEA |
salmon run was late this year | cos | the witter was that low. Hei |
| Doric - MNB |
Lewis. I got ca’d a pluffer | cos | am a deed shot wi ma pluffer. |
| Central - GLA |
rgers tae haud them thigither | cos | they’re that big. The man g |
| Doric - ABN |
od. Ah mention them particler | cos | Jock an me were fair smitten |
| Central - WCE |
t evrubdy aboot ma test paper | cos | he copied aff me (don’t kno |
| Central - GLA |
t wis the best breakfast ever | cos | a wis sick tae death of porri |
| Central - GLA |
t ma door. It seems only fair | cos | it wis aw inspired by me anyw |
| Central - LAL |
I'm comin in Igor | cos | I'm needin the mower!" |
| Central - SEC |
some tart greetin fur an hour | cos | she's loast her shoe". |
| Central - EDN |
y-five. He’s defo a doactur | cos | he’s been comin back and fo |
| Central - LAL | wan a each ae the Four Loo's | cos | ye never gave me any advice ? |
| Central - SEC |
"Well, it's | cos | he's goat four fuckin fingers |
| Doric - DOR |
ewis fechtin. Ah suppose it's | cos | they've been mairrit sae lang |
| Central - SEC | dinnae go runnin tae the docs | cos | a cut masel shavin lol |
| Central - SEC |
here hate these wee bastards | cos | their presence obviously pits |
| Central - GLA |
git stuck intae the bastards | cos | A know A''m fuckin dyin tae. |
| Central - SEC | fag brek noo between replies | cos | your reely slowin doon - kin |
| Central - SEC | brash will b a problem likes | cos | efter awe it will be a big st |
| Central - SEC |
ver appealed. Fuck that likes | cos | efteraw it's hard-enough fur |
| Central - LAL | y anything come January sales | cos | we're skint! Ho ho ho! xxx ?? |
| Doric - ABN |
Nae sports centres | cos | we played ootside a' day |
| Central - SEC | ma frequent sickness absenses | cos | a wis a valuable employee lol |
| Central - SEC | e sawdust fae atween eer lugs | cos | theres nae grey matter in the |
| Central - LAL | s yir a GER, so open yir lugs | cos | when A gan tae Ibrox fir ony |
| Central - SEC | am retweetin this | cos | they bhoys r legends - dont |
| Central - EDN |
nnae even ken what time it is | cos | the blinds are closed and the |
| Doric - DOR | start oer better individuals | cos | they wid link better w |
| Central - GLA |
e two ae them shite theirsels | cos | ma shout n the fat wan faws o |
| Central - LAL | though! Richt orf tae sleeps | cos | as now older think need mare |
| Central - WCE |
n oot the concentration camps | cos | she’d tae got her hair aw s |
| Central - LAL |
t wis OK tae steal ooty shops | cos | they made such big profits th |
| Central - SEC |
tae huv fallen oan deaf ears | cos | he's jist turned his back tae |
| Southern - SEA | don. ?? This is utter madness | cos | its obsolete in any modern |
| Central - WCE |
a Kyle’s gettin moved seats | cos | she keeps talkin. She got tol |
| Central - GLA |
hree' It sounded weird tae us | cos | they went tae the Catholic sc |
| Central - SEC | g yin - mr p is jist jealous | cos | hees bald! |
| Central - WCE |
ny understaun a word she says | cos | she’s got a pure funny acce |
| Central - SEC | the moon if this happens guys | cos | lets b honest they were compl |
| Central - LAL |
t ah canny. Ah suppose it’s | cos | of ma ma and da, they’re de |
| Southern - SEA | ground! a dinnae believe that | cos | one of ma mates died instantl |
| Central - SEC | would like to comment on that | cos | a hud ma mask oan in the car |
| Central - GLA |
in it doon. Then he sais that | cos | another week will huv passed |
| Doric - DOR |
Ye dinna greet | cos | yer lachin it me |
| Central - SEC |
r. Ye was tryin nae tae greet | cos | the laddies was aw hangin abo |
| Central - SEC |
read Santa acroass the street | cos | he wis actin too festive, at |
| Central - SEC | pell brother - dinna b upset | cos | av nae pals lol |
| Doric - MNB |
This wid drive him fair daft | cos | he had nae sense o humour. We |
| Central - GLA |
e's sparkled but he's awright | cos | his sleeve is comin up tae wi |
| Central - LAL | @HippyRockChick Aw we hud it | cos | we dinnae huv mush! |
| Central - LAL | folk still feart tae yaise it | cos | of perceived prejudice. Folk |
| Central - WCE |
an ah never actually seen it | cos | it wis in the boys changin ro |
| Doric - DOR |
Ye'll ken it | cos | the sky sens a special licht |
| Central - WCE |
ubdy in oor class is sayin it | cos | he’s always pure scratchin |
| Central - GLA |
auld posh couple tae beat it | cos | they were sittin in oor seats |
| Doric - DOR |
at ye aye wore - aa kint it | cos | ye gied ma a lane o it een ti |
| Central - LAL | he wird 'propone' bi accident | cos | A'v aye thocht it wis Inglis, |
| Central - LAL |
But these pens were different | cos | the glue wis mixed in wi the |
| Central - LAL | aid not tae make aner account | cos | they'd ban it too. So a went |
| Central - GLA |
al justice’s been doled oot | cos | the guy’s a smackheid - hi |
| Central - SEC | caw canny big yin nwatch oot | cos | ee kin get the scurvy aff rat |
| Doric - MNA | r ma messages. Hid to run oot | cos | aa ah hidn left wis ivvry tat |
| Central - GLA |
hey're aw frozen tae the spot | cos | Big Kenzie's at the front bra |
| Central - WCE |
ah wis bein wide wi her, jist | cos | a pit ma haun up three times |
| Doric - ABN |
pty lemonade bottles ana jist | cos | ye can |
| Doric - ABN |
deen yesterday (and nae jist | cos | the lassie had tried tae char |
| Doric - DOR | lance are no iwise there jist | cos | they played igither. When the |
| Doric - DOR | t. Widnae gee her a pass jist | cos | she's a Quine ken. The boyz a |
| Central - SEC | ant tae pit oan the full list | cos | mr p only follows twae teams |
| Central - EDN |
me?” he demandit. “Juist | cos | Ah’m faceless demon, Ah’v |
| Doric - DOR | d ma honest criticism is just | cos | it's a Quine. I gee the loons |
| Central - SEC |
pt but it was mair like a faw | cos | a wis a wee bit feart. A wis |
| Central - GLA |
tles. Ah end up wae his an aw | cos | ah’m the only cunt wae the |
| Central - LAL | ! Ye cin see wee Steves paw | cos | he aw helps.. :D https://t.co |
| Central - SWE |
tastes better than braw | cos | it's locally smoked, |
| Central - SWE |
It's aw the mair braw | cos | it's locally smoked, |
| Central - SEC |
in what ah wis sayin efteraw | cos | he rushed oor tae where ah wi |
| Central - WCE |
ny believe your daein this aw | cos | ae him, ah said tae her. Laur |
| Central - LAL | ugh I've had a pj day awe day | cos | a had nae intentions o walkin |
| Central - SEC | n ryan enjoyed ur games today | cos | i enj |
| Central - WCE |
burd tae stert gerrin' ready | cos | shu'll be sittin' doon tae 'u |
| Central - SEC |
droom. Ah brush his airm awey | cos | ah dinnae want him breathin o |
| Central - WCE |
an ah wis gettin pure panicky | cos | ah didnae no wit wis gettin s |
| Central - SEC |
resence in the room. Probably | cos | they wur too distracted by th |
| Central - SEC | ftie noo n again - its funny | cos | theres sum right nosey fecker |
| Central - LAL | as fuck, but don't get grumpy | cos | av out pointed ye ?? |
| Central - SEC | o said nowt yet n am no happy | cos | a gave him a wee mention on t |
| Central - GLA |
ly take the moral superiority | cos | A'm no a daft virgin n A dae |
| Central - GLA |
obviously wi great difficulty | cos | there's fuckin shite oan the |
| Central - WCE |
at Sammy an callin him a spaz | cos | he only got five out of twent |
| Central - GLA |
r. This week is a fuckin buzz | cos | yi huv Halloween and Guy Fawk |
| Central - WCE |
‘ | Cos | a cannae afford tae buy ony c |
| Central - WCE |
r much they waant tae pyee ‘ | Cos | thur'd be mair e' ma face fur |
| Central - WCE |
thum wis wearin’ wellies ‘ | Cos | they ken't the rain wisnae fa |
| Central - LAL |
Mibbie ye can help me – ‘ | cos | I dinna ken!” We haed a ble |
| Central - WCE |
hat kid ca’ed the Brain?’ | cos | he didn’t ken why the Bairn |
| Central - SEC |
cots is a ‘real language’ | cos | as far as Ah’m concerned th |
| Central - GLA |
a in Govan in the morning, “ | cos | a student cannae afford that |
| Central - GLA |
nstead. I’ll tell yae how… | cos | they prefer peckin’ away at |