| Central - SEC |
Fuck me, | cunt | 's goat a point, ah thoat. And |
| Central - GLA |
th-mode n start creepin, some- | cunt | wid let oot a nervous fart n |
| Central - GLA |
estly, yer better aff workin. | Cunt | 's are oan yer case 24/7, Need |
| Central - SEC |
s fuckin scumbag, though, eh? | cunt | is clearly brimmin wae a sens |
| Central - GLA |
A | cunt | that’s been loiterin aboot |
| Central - GLA |
re but it wisnae like this. A | cunt | wis dishin it oot at a hoose |
| Central - GLA |
Naw, A've actually heard ae a | cunt | called Jamesy that git slashe |
| Central - GLA |
s best mate. Big bruiser ae a | cunt | , easy six fit two n aboot fou |
| Central - GLA |
t is. This hing could slice a | cunt | in hawf nae bother. Mah aunti |
| Orkney - ORK |
'You caalan me a | cunt | ?' |
| Central - GLA |
e close, ah windae opens an a | cunt | wearin some fuckin hideous lo |
| Central - LAL | come fae, that's cried bein a | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
, Time fur phase two; makin a | cunt | ae Huey an gettin the manager |
| Central - LAL | his gubbins. We aa ken he's a | cunt | a'ready. |
| Central - GLA |
walkin back oot. There’s a | cunt | at the urinal that gies us a |
| Central - GLA |
in a sweepin brush aboot at a | cunt | an Joe’s pullin him back. I |
| Central - SEC |
unity spirit? Or is he just a | cunt | ?" |
| Central - DUN |
Whut a | cunt | an a half ei wiz |
| Central - GLA |
Ah wondered how a | cunt | like McNulty hud cunts like t |
| Central - GLA |
askin fur that in Ireland, ya | cunt | . Here, John! Gies another can |
| Central - GLA |
or. Yer his spittin image, ya | cunt | .’ |
| Central - GLA |
tae evade him. ‘Goat ye, ya | cunt | .’ he sais an lands a dig ta |
| Central - GLA |
mate, yir only seventeen, ya | cunt | , A think n don't say. Am fuck |
| Central - GLA |
arrange itsel intae lines, ya | cunt | .’ he pours the gram oot oan |
| Central - GLA |
in glutton fur punishment, ya | cunt | .’ Scanlon sais, sittin doon |
| Central - GLA |
‘C’MERE YA | CUNT | , WHIT YE DAIN HIDIN BEHIND HI |
| Central - GLA |
‘Fuckin pure Scotch beef ya | cunt | .’ he sais, an Pearcey spits |
| Central - GLA |
‘Away ye go ya | cunt | , ye’ll get wan back. Fuckin |
| Central - GLA |
‘Whit’s that ya | cunt | ? If ye’ve goat somethin tae |
| Central - GLA |
‘FUCKIN SHUT IT YA | CUNT | , YE!’ a voice comes fae beh |
| Central - SEC |
me. Ah wis expectin an ex KGB | cunt | cawed Ivan the Terrible or su |
| Central - SEC |
et ahint the ears. Right dumb | cunt | . Well, dumb is whit dumb gets |
| Central - GLA |
ambulance came, the paramedic | cunt | asked me wit happened. Ah sai |
| Central - GLA |
ard. ‘Happy birthday ya mad | cunt | , ye.’ Ah try tae hide ma re |
| Central - GLA |
in an overweight, middle aged | cunt | oot. He’s aw flushed lookin |
| Central - GLA |
as a soulless, black hearted | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
?’ he sais, the slack jawed | cunt | . |
| Doric - SNO |
th hauns tae his neck. Stupid | cunt | , as if that’d make the bloo |
| Central - EDN |
plans tae oot me as a stupid | cunt | hud somehow backfired. Cos he |
| Central - SEC | istorymaker aye bit ur a guid | cunt | brother lol |
| Central - GLA |
w pishin theirsels at the eld | cunt | . A walk up by him. He's on th |
| Central - GLA |
junkie just called me an auld | cunt | , an fur whit?’ Tam and Alec |
| Central - GLA |
Cheers fur nuttin, ya nauld | cunt | ’ he sais an walks oan, cari |
| Central - GLA |
n ye croak it though ya nauld | cunt | .’ he sais, laughin wae his |
| Central - GLA |
'Fuckin auld | cunt | , Broonie says. |
| Central - GLA |
rst place. Ah mean, this auld | cunt | , struttin oan the stage noo w |
| Central - GLA |
are peerin through this auld | cunt | 's caravan windae seein if he' |
| Central - GLA |
'Sneaky auld | cunt | ,' Parker laughs. First ah've |
| Central - EDN |
than a grannies wrinkly auld | cunt | . And ma stomach is back tae p |
| Central - GLA |
wnin at the door, the kind ae | cunt | that strikes fear intae mah v |
| Central - GLA |
s ma wee brur n his pals, nae | cunt | , n A mean nae cunt, gees them |
| Central - GLA |
he wans in the wrang tae. Nae | cunt | 's perfect. |
| Central - GLA |
loitation an subjugation. Nae | cunt | ’s really free. |
| Central - GLA |
in that boay’s oan you. Nae | cunt | asked ye tae. Where did ye ge |
| Central - GLA |
aiy here fur nuttin like? Nae | cunt | ’s goane come an pap us oot |
| Central - SEC |
r daughter, Katie, is it? Nae | cunt | imagines their wee lassie wil |
| Central - GLA |
stuff since it seems like nae | cunt | cin relax while ahm playin wi |
| Central - GLA |
'Ahm no movin fur nae | cunt | ,' the lassie says. Her wee gl |
| Central - GLA |
l misfits. The miscreants nae | cunt | wants, nor needs, cast asunde |
| Central - SEC |
e local bully. And the sortae | cunt | who preyed oan boays like us. |
| Central - GLA |
how ye get ahead in life. Wee | cunt | looks feart ae me noo when jo |
| Central - GLA |
tae say. 'You try it, ya wee | cunt | ... nAlll.,. rip yi fae ear ta |
| Central - GLA |
s been actin weird, the wee | cunt | . No been aboot much. His gran |
| Central - GLA |
spark. Fair play tae the wee | cunt | . Just whit’s required man, |
| Central - GLA |
ly gawn right through the wee | cunt | 's fit. The wean shites himsel |
| Central - EDN |
And that fuckin absolute wee | cunt | ae a Labrador is the worst. T |
| Central - EDN |
enough tae even make that wee | cunt | Gretna Thunberg demand a big |
| Central - GLA |
tae eat. He wis a scruffy wee | cunt | , aw skint knees an snotters b |
| Central - GLA |
n there fur, eh ya sneaky wee | cunt | ? Ah’d huv caved yer heid in |
| Central - LAL |
hing tae do that only a radge | cunt | like me woulda done. (Couldna |
| Central - GLA |
The | cunt | at the rear: fat tadger wae a |
| Central - SEC |
The | cunt | 's supposed tae be maire skint |
| Central - GLA |
The | cunt | walks by. He’s goat a tammy |
| Central - GLA |
The | cunt | barely flinches, insteid draw |
| Central - GLA |
The | cunt | 's goat us there, ah've goat t |
| Central - GLA |
mair funny than anyhin,' The | cunt | joost looks pure stunned. 'Le |
| Central - SEC |
e 'psychotic tendencies', The | cunt | actually hus it in writin he' |
| Central - GLA |
near you. Fuckin loaded, the | cunt | an likes a sniff an aw, ah’ |
| Central - EDN |
ah look up at ‘is face, the | cunt | ’s staring intensely at me. |
| Central - GLA |
Sharp as a fuckin circle, the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
ner. Must be fuckin deif, the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
gonnae lay a fuckin egg, the | cunt | . Finnegan's laughin his heed |
| Doric - MNA |
f a beautiful friendship, the | cunt | . His maw widna let him speak |
| Central - GLA |
as ah belatedly remember, the | cunt | ’s no goat wan solitary hair |
| Central - GLA |
ch ur like fuckin spades, the | cunt | . Rough as saunpaper an aw. |
| Central - GLA |
d if mah da likes thum - the | cunt | disnae like anyhin. Aw he eat |
| Central - GLA |
'Boays .. . the | cunt | is fuckin mental.' |
| Central - EDN |
th sentence fae the doac. The | cunt | didnae even pause fur breath |
| Central - GLA |
fae her wee sparkly case. The | cunt | starts playin a daft game oan |
| Central - GLA |
he's slappin at himself. The | cunt | 's huvin a heart attack! |
| Central - EDN |
ain, though? Did he fuck. The | cunt | wis a pillar ae strength and |
| Central - GLA |
ye fae?’ he sais again. The | cunt | turns roon. ‘Parkheid.’ h |
| Central - GLA |
ns oan his heid pulsatin. The | cunt | ’s mad vibes seem tae envelo |
| Central - GLA |
oth fulla penny sweeties. The | cunt | wis always pocket munchin a f |
| Central - SEC |
layin in the snow aw day. The | cunt | 's nose wis leakin like a burs |
| Central - GLA |
's faces. Ah had nae idea the | cunt | could talk Spanish. But heari |
| Central - GLA |
ah felt as if ah touched the | cunt | 's brain. |
| Central - EDN |
ah’ll git ye there, and the | cunt | winks at me as though ah’m |
| Central - GLA |
Some ascend the | cunt | wae ease, happily elbowin oth |
| Central - GLA |
Some ascend the | cunt | wae ease, happily elbowin oth |
| Central - GLA |
ur?’ ah sais, ‘ah hud the | cunt | oan the back fit.’ |
| Central - SEC |
ter whilst takin stock ae the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
h other. Ah listen in tae the | cunt | in the neighbourin cubicle pl |
| Central - GLA |
rs!’ McDade wails intae the | cunt | ’s blood spattered dial, rai |
| Central - GLA |
‘Just haun it in tae the | cunt | , he’ll rip the stub aff an |
| Central - GLA |
ver answered the door tae the | cunt | this mornin an ah’m thinkin |
| Central - GLA |
' - so ah joost says tae the | cunt | , 'Hawl, bawbag, get oan yer f |
| Central - GLA |
L MA MAN!’ ah shout tae the | cunt | . ‘Gien it fuckin laldy in |
| Central - GLA |
n. No that gaun ahead wae the | cunt | would’ve been any less sham |
| Central - SEC |
a seat as ma patience wae the | cunt | is finally exhausted. But jus |
| Central - SEC |
gure oot what's wrong wae the | cunt | ." |
| Central - GLA |
h as ah scuffle aboot wae the | cunt | . Ah’m fuckin bootin an elbo |
| Central - SEC |
Ah gee the | cunt | a sincere death stare. But, t |
| Central - GLA |
ah’ve ever been tae see the | cunt | , McDade’s maw still seared |
| Central - GLA |
no here fur yies tae take the | cunt | oot ay. Ah’ll just head bac |
| Central - GLA |
pen tae them if they came the | cunt | . |
| Central - LAL | rang wi folk?! ?? Ah hope the | cunt | wha did this gets trampled ta |
| Central - SEC |
ly Star. Fuck knows where the | cunt | goat it fae, likes. But he ev |
| Central - SEC |
there a bit early in case the | cunt | wid see me sharpish. Ah've go |
| Central - GLA |
again, tryin tae placate the | cunt | wae ma free haun outstretched |
| Central - GLA |
hard concrete tae aerate the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
xt wis premeditated or if the | cunt | just chainged his mind but he |
| Central - SEC |
Starin right through the | cunt | ah imagined how gid a 1001b A |
| Central - GLA |
lly tae make oor move oan the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
s pishin oan his shoes an the | cunt | looks doon afore lookin forwa |
| Central - EDN |
. But then aw ae a sudden the | cunt | starts gittin specific, and p |
| Central - GLA |
ndustry.’ ah sais, gien the | cunt | a history lesson. He disnae s |
| Central - SEC |
Well, ah’ll start takin the | cunt | seriously when he kin actuall |
| Central - GLA |
he flair an ah’m jammin the | cunt | ’s heid wae the door so that |
| Central - GLA |
those in the know. Rammin the | cunt | full tae the brim, he burns i |
| Central - GLA |
it wis wan ay them comin the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
ke fur the slope, ignorin the | cunt | . Ma diversionary tactic seems |
| Central - GLA |
blame her? Ah’ve known the | cunt | fur years an ah’m the same. |
| Central - GLA |
ood lad. That should keep the | cunt | occupied. |
| Central - GLA |
‘Is this the | cunt | that knocked yer brur’s bik |
| Central - GLA |
That shuts the | cunt | up. |
| Central - SEC |
ma rights tae demand that the | cunt | pulls oor, fast. If fur nutti |
| Central - SEC |
walk oor tae the bag that the | cunt | wis sae eager tae git rid ae. |
| Central - GLA |
e fuckin big man noo that the | cunt | ’s oot the gemme, an sinks t |
| Central - SEC |
p but be fixated oan what the | cunt | hud meant. |
| Central - GLA |
e bring masel tae look at the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
ate back, gesticulatin at the | cunt | an shoutin, tellin him tae le |
| Central - GLA |
Ah’ve goat the | cunt | noo, haudin him back against |
| Central - GLA |
. Come ahead!' A shout at the | cunt | . He sees me as justa wee guy, |
| Central - SEC |
e than a bookie. Jist lit the | cunt | enjoy his win." |
| Central - GLA |
s a wean, right. Know wit the | cunt | used tae dae ae me? Naw, nuhi |
| Central - GLA |
debate. ‘. . .an a telt the | cunt | , “if Jörg Albertz isnae th |
| Central - GLA |
McDade sais tae him but the | cunt | dinghies him, avoidin eye con |
| Central - GLA |
d years back. Didnae know the | cunt | n ma maw barely mentions him. |
| Central - GLA |
k, ah’ve goat a haud ay the | cunt | , gien him ten rapid tae the d |
| Central - GLA |
cratchin doon the back ay the | cunt | ’s jaicket as he ducks an we |
| Central - GLA |
d waeoot hide nor hair ay the | cunt | . Ah’d hauf furgoat aboot it |
| Central - SEC |
fur Craig ah'm gonnae pey the | cunt | oaff and jist leave it at tha |
| Central - SEC |
ws oan the telly. The wey the | cunt | goes oan, you'd hink he's a c |
| Central - GLA |
on sais, tryin tae pacify the | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
e heard him. FUCK OFF!’ the | cunt | , Monty sais, slammin the door |
| Central - GLA |
Brigton Derry, ya bam.’ the | cunt | sais an belts us, right squar |
| Central - GLA |
now whit ah’m sayin?’ the | cunt | looks like he’s gonae try a |
| Central - GLA |
e tae meet this fuckin Archie | cunt | again at his gaff, a flat jus |
| Central - EDN |
ewed meat oot this wee junkie | cunt | fur blowin a joint in her bai |
| Central - GLA |
‘Hurry up ya miserable | cunt | . This is borin the life oot u |
| Central - GLA |
kin telt yies –’ the same | cunt | , Monty, sais, peerin roon the |
| Central - LAL | ydeFC We wur winnin ffs! Some | cunt | takin the piss here ur whit! |
| Central - GLA |
kin fur a familiar face, some | cunt | - ANY CUNT - ah kin latch o |
| Central - SEC |
awey, and if yur lucky, some | cunt | like me will come along tae s |
| Central - GLA |
eon light in the windae. Some | cunt | ’s takin a backhander somewh |
| Central - GLA |
wis chargin ootside. Some | cunt | sais ma da thinks McShane wis |
| Central - GLA |
string sits oan a table. Some | cunt | ’s spray painted oan the waw |
| Central - GLA |
tae the idea eventually. Some | cunt | needs tae tell him that overt |
| Central - GLA |
eepin it safe fur Dolly. Some | cunt | 's pocketed it fur themselves. |
| Central - SEC |
ere fond ae pork, aw and some | cunt | |
| Central - GLA |
ly snow-dropped that aff some | cunt | ’s washin line an aw.’ he |
| Central - GLA |
oan London Road through some | cunt | he’d met in the toilet. He |
| Doric - SNO |
he wis plannin tae kill some | cunt | as like somebody that wis awr |
| Central - SEC |
y tae ma front door that some | cunt | , somewhere, is aboot tae make |
| Central - GLA |
Let go ay the door!’ some | cunt | shouts fae the other side. |
| Central - LAL | t a despicable, dispassionate | cunt | ! ?? https://t.co/AEiSFpCNst |
| Central - LAL |
Aye, ehs a unique | cunt | . Kens tons ay shite aboot Sea |
| Central - GLA |
me-fuckin-hing, the executive | cunt | fae Bothwell. He’d spraffed |
| Central - GLA |
e fuckin high-flyin executive | cunt | fae leafy, affluent Bothwell, |
| Central - GLA |
is almost unsettlin, the big | cunt | . 'So, ' let's do things a wee |
| Central - GLA |
rs an usherin me oot. The big | cunt | eyeballs me aw the waiy, thro |
| Central - GLA |
money yer carryin?’ the big | cunt | sais, fuckin starin me doon, |
| Central - GLA |
ae get oan. Whit’s that big | cunt | ’s problem in there?’ ah s |
| Central - EDN |
constitution. Gangly fucking | cunt | . Fuck.’ |
| Central - GLA |
s the matter wae ye? A young | cunt | like you should be ready tae |
| Central - SEC |
's a hunner grand ae any rich | cunt | 's money." |
| Central - SEC |
ilia'. She wis wae some flash | cunt | cawed, Mario." |
| Central - EDN |
m a fuckin coprse, ya selfish | cunt | .’’ |
| Central - SEC |
he purpose ae makin some posh | cunt | rich." |
| Central - DUN |
Hey you yi | cunt | , |
| Central - SEC |
four fuckin fingers, ya thick | cunt | !!" bawls Aldo in a blind rage |
| Central - GLA |
‘Oi oi, you Jock | cunt | ! You gettin the faackin drink |
| Doric - MNA |
greetin faced complainin aal | cunt | in the toon. How low can a ma |
| Central - SEC |
emained an annoyingly neutral | cunt | before. But no now. |
| Central - DUN |
ti thi hoose a rite mental | cunt | |
| Central - SWE |
'Him? He wis a total | cunt | , fuck off!' mair rarely as th |
| Central - SEC |
e ae tweetin what a vile evil | cunt | ah um. And when ah wis in the |
| Central - SEC |
e ae tweetin what a vile evil | cunt | ah um. And when ah wis in the |
| Central - DUN |
will sum | cunt | |
| Central - SEC |
oan the door and this Russian | cunt | doesnae even flinch. Ah dinna |
| Central - GLA |
in, face front again. Shitein | cunt | . Say whit ye want aboot McDad |
| Central - GLA |
between us. He's a tall thin | cunt | , always git a Lacoste tracky |
| Central - GLA |
e!’ ah wee five fit, nothin | cunt | sais, marchin taewards me, fu |
| Central - GLA |
ae see that comin, the fuckin | cunt | , eh? Did ye see the state ay |
| Central - GLA |
luted abomination. The fuckin | cunt | . Ah should’ve known when he |
| Central - GLA |
kerb. ‘Whit’s this fuckin | cunt | wantin?’ McDade sais. |
| Central - SEC |
le CJ fae the Eggheads lookin | cunt | ? But ah dinnae say that. Inst |
| Central - GLA |
the cadeverous, glakit lookin | cunt | . Lookin at him though, it’s |
| Central - GLA |
ed an the other stupit lookin | cunt | , Monty, sittin at the table, |
| Central - GLA |
me fur you makin a rip-roarin | cunt | ay it. Ah fuckin telt ye no t |
| Central - DUN |
a borin | cunt | that widna go amiss, |
| Central - SEC |
oon if ah find oot that Mario | cunt | really hus touched her. Then |
| Central - GLA |
estament tae the fact that no | cunt | gives a fuck aboot the place. |
| Central - GLA |
em sais, a big speccy, ginger | cunt | wae a Stone Island jayket oan |
| Central - SEC |
himself, 'What's this ginger | cunt | 's game?" |
| Central - SEC |
order tae prevent this ginger | cunt | fae scarpin oot the front doo |
| Central - GLA |
‘Here, look at that ginger | cunt | .’ he sais noddin tae Pearce |
| Doric - SNO |
ttin thrapples than ony ither | cunt | . Aye but does he no get himse |
| Doric - SNO |
richt doon tae grab the other | cunt | . An Christ s’that no when h |
| Central - GLA |
rst inlklin ay whit the other | cunt | ’s talkin aboot. It’s a we |
| Central - GLA |
re’s goat tae be some other | cunt | we kin get it aff.’ |
| Central - GLA |
Monty an another | cunt | , who’s just walked intae th |
| Central - LAL | FA, no Steve Clarke, no other | cunt | , different folk huv different |
| Central - GLA |
cNulty tae me, an every other | cunt | ah know. |
| Central - GLA |
oose. ‘GET THAT WEE TARRIER | CUNT | !’ ah hear fae behind me an |
| Central - GLA |
ur. That Derek, the computer | cunt | ’s bad enough but at least w |
| Central - GLA |
Chrysler, Peugot – whatever | cunt | it wiz then) glittered like w |
| Central - GLA |
hope fur is they'll kick yer | cunt | in an take everythin ye've go |
| Central - GLA |
ope fur is they’ll kick yer | cunt | in an take everythin ye’ve |
| Central - GLA |
h’ve tae meet this McGregor | cunt | who’s gonae show me whit’ |
| Central - GLA |
? He’s nae chance, the poor | cunt | . |
| Central - GLA |
warm - summertime. The poor | cunt | wis nibblin the remainin whit |
| Central - LAL | here some years ago. The poor | cunt | musta rued that seating plan |
| Central - GLA |
e, because we chased the poor | cunt | aw oer the park cos you said |
| Central - GLA |
e shouts, approachin the poor | cunt | , lyin sparkled, his eye close |
| Central - SEC |
edical attention fur the poor | cunt | he's jist done in. But ah do |
| Central - GLA |
w how there's always wan poor | cunt | in any group ae pals that tak |
| Central - GLA |
versation wae some other poor | cunt | . ‘Sorry aboot that.’ Joe |
| Central - SEC |
nestly, ah coulda punched his | cunt | in. Right there, and then." |
| Central - SEC |
nestly, ah coulda punched his | cunt | in. Right there, and then. |
| Central - GLA |
ear ago an McDade punched his | cunt | in, ever since he’s went in |
| Central - GLA |
Caaaandy aaaapppullls,' this | cunt | 's shouting as ah watch him st |
| Central - GLA |
‘Coyle!’ ah sais, this | cunt | ’s at it man. |
| Central - EDN |
tae naewhere it hits me. This | cunt | is lookin depressed or worrie |
| Central - GLA |
ate oot by Mount Vernon. This | cunt | - Zander’s his name - he |
| Central - GLA |
bank caird fae his gear. This | cunt | ’s no gien a fuck, so neithe |
| Central - SEC |
Ken, suttin? This | cunt | is actually makin sense fur y |
| Central - SEC |
yae look at the state ae this | cunt | . Jesus, ah look like a junkie |
| Central - GLA |
Bill apparently, tae this | cunt | . |
| Central - SEC |
e, God, dinnae lit it be this | cunt | " - but sure as shit ah wis f |
| Central - GLA |
b, ay aw places is where this | cunt | - some fuckin high-flyin exe |
| Central - GLA |
dae any better.' See if this | cunt | manages tae slice this tanger |
| Central - GLA |
in wae a straightener if this | cunt | is any barometer ay the waiy |
| Central - SEC |
there and then. Although this | cunt | still seemed unable tae accep |
| Central - SEC |
e goat an urge tae smash this | cunt | aboot the buildin. |
| Central - GLA |
in fae the other week an this | cunt | － this cunt here hud tae co |
| Central - GLA |
ak. Fuckin nae flies oan this | cunt | , know whit ah mean? A sleekit |
| Central - SEC |
e really is nae defendin this | cunt | sometimes. Ah mean, he really |
| Central - GLA |
agitated. ‘Ah’m doin this | cunt | .’ |
| Central - GLA |
‘Fuckin skelp this | cunt | Pearcey!’ McDade’s pleadi |
| Central - SEC |
h'm dreadin tae see what this | cunt | is like wae nae adults aboot. |
| Central - GLA |
Here, Ged, ye seen whit this | cunt | ’s dain tae yer dug?’ he s |
| Central - SEC |
man" ah assure him. "But this | cunt | oan the other hand?" And ah s |
| Central - GLA |
ike a two-bob rocket but this | cunt | is fast, legs gawn like Sonic |
| Central - GLA |
－ this | cunt | here hud tae come an save ye |
| Central - GLA |
ations as a claimant.’ This | cunt | is good. Goat me pinned again |
| Central - SEC |
a poem written aboot how his | cunt | ae a landlord hud turned oaff |
| Central - SEC |
probably jist a middle-class | cunt | wantin tae dip his taes intae |
| Central - SEC |
al experience he's a ruthless | cunt | when it comes tae turnin yae |
| Central - GLA |
e then they kin be a harmless | cunt | takin their pet Kitchen Devil |
| Central - SEC |
that baw harder ya fat usless | cunt | , git yur erse in gear!!" |
| Central - GLA |
You know something,' the boss | cunt | said, getting up fae behind h |
| Central - GLA |
is at the interview, the boss | cunt | wis like that, 'We're looking |
| Central - GLA |
he toilet, passin by the boss | cunt | oan the way. |
| Central - EDN |
Go jerk yeself oaf, ye doss | cunt | ! he sais, as if it’s the mo |
| Central - GLA |
somethin aboot the lecherous | cunt | makes ma skin crawl. Ah’ve |
| Doric - DOR | sAndrew7 aye i fuckin hate at | cunt | like. I dina even think hes a |
| Central - GLA |
. ‘Get aff us ya fuckin fat | cunt | . Much dae you weigh fur fuck |
| Doric - MNA |
at the coat – Christ! That | cunt | can scream! A goat tae ma fee |
| Central - GLA |
take an asthma attack. 'That | cunt | spent PE lessons smokin fags |
| Central - GLA |
Robertson? He’s sound, that | cunt | . Hud him a few times man - s |
| Central - GLA |
ry. Just take it fae me, that | cunt | is a bad bastart an if he get |
| Central - GLA |
. "Ioo good tae be true, that | cunt | . Theivin basturt and he lives |
| Central - GLA |
. Fuckin intae everthin, that | cunt | ; charlie, smack, blues. . . y |
| Central - GLA |
don’t worry aboot it, that | cunt | ’s gonae get whit’s comin |
| Central - GLA |
an ah don’t want tae. That | cunt | is a loose cannon, he’s gon |
| Central - EDN |
is ma limited intellect. That | cunt | never did like me, yae see. H |
| Central - SEC |
uckin hell, how hard did that | cunt | hit me? |
| Central - GLA |
t, Ronnie! Fuck! Ah mind that | cunt | takin a swing fur me. The fuc |
| Central - GLA |
ee man an staiy away fae that | cunt | . He’s bad news.’ |
| Central - EDN |
The thoat ae that | cunt | Doactur Hill sitin in his fan |
| Central - SEC |
You've goat history wae that | cunt | , eh?" |
| Central - GLA |
'Did yi see that | cunt | Owen's fuckin face?' Danny sa |
| Central - GLA |
rner ae ma eye A kin see that | cunt | tryin tae kiss Monica, n hur |
| Central - GLA |
okin bull terriers; like that | cunt | oot ay Oliver Twist’s dug, |
| Central - SEC |
a matter ae time before that | cunt | fucked |
| Doric - DOR | describe how much i hate that | cunt | |
| Central - SEC |
"What if that | cunt | hus goat corona?" |
| Central - SEC |
ah tell him "but ah ken that | cunt | Mario. He went tae school wae |
| Central - SEC |
"You ken that | cunt | ?" ah ask. |
| Central - SEC |
mate. We've been cairyin that | cunt | since primary. He's alweys be |
| Central - GLA |
ked up. ‘Scanlon, keep that | cunt | away fae me or ah’ll no be |
| Central - SEC |
id needs noo is tae hear that | cunt | tellin me that he's invested |
| Central - SEC |
p fur an encore, The way that | cunt | hud been goin oan, we were ab |
| Central - SEC |
see Craig and especially that | cunt | Aldo like ah need tae witness |
| Central - GLA |
younger wans shouts, ‘that | cunt | ’s just slashed Clarky!’, |
| Central - GLA |
n held back by cunts. ‘That | cunt | - him there wae the Fred Per |
| Central - SEC |
the steerin wheel. ‘’That | cunt | is a piece ae shit. But it’ |
| Doric - DOR | @CallumC19 i put at | cunt | on ina |
| Central - SEC |
a couple ae weeks back, daft | cunt | ?" |
| Central - SEC |
ear, "What dae you hink, daft | cunt | ?" |
| Central - EDN |
Yae coulda killed me, ya daft | cunt | !’’ |
| Central - SEC |
snap in the Wildwest, ya daft | cunt | !" |
| Central - SEC |
n the horse. Ma god, the daft | cunt | hus tumbled under the hoarse |
| Central - SEC |
nny money aboot. And the daft | cunt | wis pumpin five grand worth a |
| Central - GLA |
ly ah’d go through the daft | cunt | fur batterin the vallies but |
| Central - SEC |
here. Cos ken what. This daft | cunt | jumps up and says 'snap'. Fuc |
| Central - GLA |
e wis aff his tits, that daft | cunt | . Should never huv goat they p |
| Central - LAL | earin. Twitter cin be a richt | cunt | like that. |
| Central - DUN |
thi hard neckit | cunt | , said |
| Doric - MNA |
hat day! Of coorse, schyoopit | cunt | that A am. A goes alang wi th |
| Doric - MNA |
’ll bet it is, ya schyoopit | cunt | ! Let’s hear it.” |
| Doric - MNA |
. He wiz richt, the schyoopit | cunt | hidnae backed it. Twa steps i |
| Doric - MNA |
yis credit it, the schyoopit | cunt | hiz left a wee windae open, r |
| Doric - MNA |
Then the schyoopit | cunt | starts screamin. “Oh my Gaw |
| Central - GLA |
rst oot laughin at the stupit | cunt | . |
| Central - SEC |
cloaked this stocky tracksuit | cunt | passin. He immediately starts |
| Central - EDN |
took tae blab tae the nearest | cunt | tae thum aboot patient record |
| Central - SEC |
tors hinkin he's the smartest | cunt | in the room. Only tae find a |
| Central - SEC |
t. Ah wanted tae be the first | cunt | tae tell him aw aboot oor gre |
| Central - LAL | mself anaw. The genuine worst | cunt | on earth. https://t.co/aQBUDs |
| Central - EDN |
as likely tae die as the nixt | cunt | . And ma determination tae exa |
| Southern - SEA | @ScottyW91 nay | cunt | would want a free rover #heep |
| Central - GLA |
snae strike ye as the sort ay | cunt | tae get embroiled in that sor |
| Central - GLA |
rt. You fuckin loast ya Micky | cunt | ?’ wan ay them sais, a big s |
| Central - GLA |
up's wee fat Mo, He's a cocky | cunt | , ah cin tell, so ah went tae |
| Central - SEC | cathedral_sport your a cheeky | cunt | btw n fine u ken it lol |
| Central - SEC |
"That's ma wife, yae cheeky | cunt | !" the boay snaps. |
| Central - GLA |
y the couch sais: A wee gawky | cunt | , the lenses ay his NHS frames |
| Central - LAL | un Dooley aye plays a weasely | cunt | . Ah kent he wis ahint the the |
| Central - GLA |
m no sure aboot that freckly | cunt | , mind.’ he sais, noddin tae |
| Central - SEC |
ddenly dawned oan me the only | cunt | that spoke tae me that day wi |
| Central - GLA |
his an aw cos ah’m the only | cunt | wae the fuckin sense tae be t |
| Central - EDN |
nd me that ah’m no the only | cunt | in Edinburgh walkin a tight r |
| Central - DUN |
Any | cunt | kin jump on a stage |
| Central - DUN |
nivir huv guessed, any | cunt | kens |
| Central - GLA |
- ANY | CUNT | - ah kin latch oan tae. ‘H |
| Central - GLA |
n right in, jabbin cunts; any | cunt | he kin get a haud ay while ah |
| Central - GLA |
ike tae, announcin - tae any | cunt | that gies a fuck - their arr |
| Central - DUN |
talkin shite ti any | cunt | |
| Central - GLA |
? Be honest, dae ye think any | cunt | will know ah’m oan the ecci |
| Central - GLA |
ah just wish it’d been any | cunt | but him. |
| Central - DUN |
Di yi ken any | cunt | that's got |
| Central - GLA |
No really knowin any | cunt | , we tag alang at the end ay t |
| Central - GLA |
s a bothy bro. It’s fur any | cunt | tae staiy in.’ McDade sais, |
| Central - GLA |
e forever, but it’s fur any | cunt | that’s oot here an needs sh |
| Central - GLA |
l later. Any ay yous know any | cunt | ?’ he sais, walkin back taew |
| Central - GLA |
Ah know just the wee skinny | cunt | who could get through it Paco |
| Central - GLA |
e fish entirely: He's a nippy | cunt | . Hair always gelled perfect n |
| Central - GLA |
gh in itsel. He’s a stroppy | cunt | when we get beat at the best |
| Central - SEC |
h ae resemblin that big scary | cunt | fae the Super Mario video gam |
| Central - GLA |
‘Good joab ye came, every | cunt | ’s like a burst couch in her |
| Central - GLA |
get nothin fur nothin, every | cunt | knows that.” he smiled agai |
| Central - GLA |
‘Nae cunt’s. . . every | cunt | ’s. Ye’ll see soon enough. |
| Central - SEC |
n oan air right noo and every | cunt | is chantin "Wur gonnae win th |
| Central - GLA |
ugh the kitchen tae see every | cunt | kerrien oan, music turnt up, |
| Central - SEC |
capital letters, as if every | cunt | in there must be blind. Still |
| Central - GLA |
matter ay time man, an every | cunt | an their granny’s gonae be |
| Central - GLA |
t that overstated groan every | cunt | oer the age ay fifty seems ta |
| Central - GLA |
in junkie. We’re dain every | cunt | a favour. Probably tans hoose |
| Central - GLA |
h effort intae remindin every | cunt | how loaded they ur. That Dere |
| Central - GLA |
s away laughin, coverin every | cunt | - me, two auld guys, an auld |
| Central - GLA |
like auld times, noisin every | cunt | up.’ |
| Central - GLA |
oat back fae the toilet every | cunt | wis chargin ootside. Some cun |
| Central - GLA |
e’d mare or less telt every | cunt | it wis a foregone conclusion, |
| Central - GLA |
the end ay the queue ay every | cunt | headin back inside. |
| Central - GLA |
ot me ya clown. Ah’m a wiry | cunt | , fuckin thoroughbred, me. Jus |
| Doric - MNA |
Thursday efternin this classy | cunt | goes oot. Hairdresser, wi her |