| Doric - DOR | dinburgh nooadays, bit Ah'm a | Defender | o' ih Doric forbye. Div ye ke |
| Central - SEC | Maguire93 a clueless overpaid | defender | defo - n thats the polite ve |
| Central - SEC | cross wi a burly Gurkha, the | defender | ’s heid caucht him full squa |
| Central - LAL | compulsorie borrowin frae the | defender | ; that is ti say, o uisin the |
| Doric - MNA | never wis ony ees at it, wis | Defender | in i Kintore Fish & Chicken B |