| Doric - DOR | Driest | January since 1797 says he. | |
| Shetland - SHD | , "Ir you aa ready? Dis is da | driest | thing at I ken. Wheesht wi yo |
| Ulster - CUL | Ir yae aa} ready? This is the | driest | thing A know. Quate aal aroon |
| Central - GLA | z aw ready? Cause this is the | driest | hing ah know. Button it, yous |
| Central - AYR | ? This English history is the | driest | thing I ken. Juist quaten dou |
| Doric - NNB | . "Are ee all ready? Iss is e | driest | thing A ken. Silence all roon |
| Southern - SEA | "Are ee aw ready? This is th | driest | hing Ah ken. Wheesht everybod |