| Doric - DOR | cattered My wife & bairns are | Englandshire | natives, all bairns want to l |
| Central - LAL | able tae gang intae a pub in | Englandshire | and hae a confab wae yer brit |
| Central - WCE | oo moany numpties there ur in | Englandshire | who actually think Scotland i |
| Central - LAL | winnin whisky distilleries in | Englandshire | ?????? |
| Doric - DOR | mpted tae think, like many in | englandshire | , he thought the SPFL was a pu |