| Central - LAL | boot, thrawin up bonnie hoose- | fronts | an dressin as peasants, wavin |
| Doric - MNA | ppit Gertie. "Dinna get yer y- | fronts | in a twist - jist thank yer |
| Orkney - ORK | He lukk'd at Y- | fronts | , thermal wans, bright-coloure |
| Central - DUN | it attack on the SNP on three | fronts | indyref, eddication an health |