| Doric - DOR | day. Woke up wee fuzzy heed, | gout | 's flared up again & throat sa |
| Central - SWE |
The patron saint o spinsters, | gout | , fishmongers, singers, maids, |
| Doric - DOR | ly a'the wye! Think it wis ma | gout | cream it smelt, blooming mutt |
| Doric - DOR | a wik due tae ma ever growing | gout | on ma fit. Bit gasping so can |
| Doric - DOR | get tae the Fittie Bar! This | gout | hid tae flare up again! ???? |
| Doric - DOR | cht as canna wak far wee this | gout | ! But Jess oot so sneaky wee b |
| Doric - DOR | Ma bloody | gout | has made an appearance again |
| Doric - DOR | Michty me, this bloody | gout | his made a comeback. Feet fee |
| Doric - DOR | e the best o news the day, my | gout | is back! I've tried ma best t |
| Doric - DOR | , fed Bobby (the dug) then my | gout | flares up |
| Doric - DOR | Pork Scratchings will help my | gout | ! Fits gan on |