| Central - LAL | We played | jigsaws | at oor detractors |
| Central - LAL | speyquine Vice at Jane an dae | jigsaws | dinna expect services nor vee |
| Ulster - BUL | A million | jigsaws | ale dumped oot, |
| Shetland - SHD | see fokk completing a heap o | jigsaws | in lockdoon an yun also maks |