| Central - LAL | ! Post yer Scots sang, rhyme, | joke | or riddle oan yer social medi |
| Central - LAL | t yer very best #Scots story, | joke | , poem or sang wi #guidguisin |
| Central - GLA |
awright tae huv a laugh and a | joke | cause they've done the sad bi |
| Central - WCE |
said, Haha zis your idea ae a | joke | anaw well it's no funny. He s |
| Doric - MNA |
tee. Usually Dandy wid hsae a | joke | or a lauch wi her, or Meg mic |
| Central - WCE |
'If it's meant tae be a | joke | , Miss Trunchbull, ah dinnae t |
| Central - LAL | i ginger. There yist tae be a | joke | aboot a Gers player bein aske |
| Central - WCE |
air, ah said tryin tae make a | joke | ae it, Get it … peel me aff |
| Central - SEC |
Craig tries tae make a | joke | aboot the situation by indire |
| Central - SEC |
They think the legends are a | joke | , Their walth's in the sea. |
| Central - WCE |
Rab, “it’s no sae much a | joke | as a sad story consairnin a p |
| Doric - MNB |
ma plate. He tried tae mak a | joke | saying that creepy crawlies c |
| Central - DUN |
air nor a few, she cuid tak a | joke | . |
| Central - LAL |
wurd here an there tae tell a | joke | ? Thir are twa lang-staunin st |
| Central - GLA |
h like ah’d just telt him a | joke | . Starin at me - starin right |
| Central - SEC |
in him awa wi this, spylin ma | joke | . "Hiv ye ever soukit a wumman |
| Central - LAL | e's viewed as a has-been an a | joke | tae the current scientific co |
| Doric - MNA |
A magical man lik this, widna | joke | . |
| Central - DUN |
i the heich heid yins haein a | joke | amang theirsels it isnae that |
| Doric - MNA |
jaicket. "It's aricht haein a | joke | , bit ye jist nivver gie's a m |
| Central - LAL |
y are when somebody' tellin a | joke | . |
| Central - LAL |
'I dinna | joke | ,' she said. 'Clockers are mib |
| Doric - MNA |
airret. "Is ess your idea o a | joke | ?" he demandit, is neck an lug |
| Central - LAL |
he'd jist telt a brammer o a | joke | . |
| Doric - MNA |
this started aff as a bit o a | joke | in front o my pals but as I g |
| Central - LAL |
somebody hid jist tellt er a | joke | . She wis the kind o wummin th |
| Doric - DOR |
pit on by i'quinie fir a | joke | . |
| Central - EDN |
Whit’s that?” Jist fir a | joke | A picked it up an’ ate it w |
| Central - SEC |
"Ach, this is nae time for a | joke | , dear. |
| Central - SEC |
f what ah said wis meant as a | joke | . But it wisnae. It wis nuttin |
| Central - SEC | ll brother - last year was a | joke | n kelty got the nod - but th |
| Central - SEC | @Michael_Moffat laddies a | joke | m8 - hees no even worth 8 gr |
| Central - LAL |
story, but the neist ane is a | joke | o the non-politically correck |
| Doric - DOR | dinna even ken will run is a | joke | . And in Thistles case its |
| Central - SEC | ms in the dark like this is a | joke | m8 |
| Central - SEC | friendlies with out fans is a | joke | and an insult to all the peop |
| Central - SEC | n wae 10 seconds tae go wis a | joke | - keep hoping but its jist n |
| Central - LAL |
As fur eatin weel that wis a | joke | . |
| Doric - MNA |
An made for hame - oh what a | joke | He thocht his fish he wid tra |
| Central - GLA |
s this afore, never! S'past a | joke | , this!" |
| Central - WCE |
rieda. She said it wis jist a | joke | . Ah thougty she wis jist shit |
| Central - WCE |
ist sake Claire it wis jist a | joke | , he said, Ah mean c'mon it's |
| Doric - ABN |
said Jock. ‘It wis jist a | joke | . An it could a been a hale lo |
| Central - WCE |
That yon wee sign wis juist a | joke | |
| Doric - MNB |
r a laugh we thocht to play a | joke | on the mannie in the shop. An |
| Central - GLA |
t Kilbride lassie. Probably a | joke | aboot roondaboots in there as |
| Doric - MNA |
Fuckin hell! It wiz a | joke | ! It wiz nivvir meant tae tae |
| Central - WCE |
Pits me in mind o’ a | joke | – it wis wan o’ ma favour |
| Doric - MNA | Spleet Doric | joke | aboot a pregnant wife tellin |
| Doric - MNA | New Doric | joke | added tae http://t.co/At0xFbV |
| Doric - MNA | New Doric | joke | added tae http://t.co/At0xFcc |
| Doric - MNA | New Doric | joke | about my visit to Cruden Bay |
| Southern - SEA |
Yin cheerie chiel did | joke | |
| Central - SEC |
alweys makes the same stupid | joke | anytime ah see him and as ah |
| Central - LAL |
as if he'd telt a richt guid | joke | . How wis he no cawin Klaus fo |
| Central - LAL | Just minded anither gey auld | joke | . Whit wis the favourite shoe |
| Southern - SWE | fyfe Ye'll hae had the island | joke | a thoosan times Ah jaloose! |
| Central - LAL | pooerhoose o this nation, nae | joke | |
| Central - GLA |
. "It's the fuckin polis, nae | joke | , nae fuckin joke: A whisper b |
| Central - LAL | drip his sweat over us... nae | joke | ?? https://t.co/4CmTNaoGS9 |
| Doric - DOR |
It's nae | joke | , since I awoke |
| Doric - DOR |
It's nae | joke | , iviry nicht is i' same |
| Central - DUN |
n Australia. Nou thon wis nae | joke | but compared wi dancin on the |
| Central - SEC |
n moonless nichts, it wis nae | joke | . |
| Central - SEC |
Awrite? But this boay is nae | joke | . Fuckin Russian fae doon sout |
| Doric - MNA |
. Noo, playin wi fire’s nae | joke | . I thocht sombdy wid try ti s |
| Ulster - PUL |
Fechtin Darth Vader’s nae | joke | |
| Central - LAL | why Wordsmithwomanship as ae | joke | ! |
| Doric - DOR |
Watchin i' fowk ye stert tae | joke | , noo hae a beer |
| Central - WCE |
en mannies). We started a wee | joke | cause you kane how abidy his |
| Central - LAL |
See whit ah did there? Ma wee | joke | . Och, that fair tickles me.) |
| Central - GLA |
t Dolly's joost said is a wee | joke | . Ah laugh anaw tae try an ass |
| Central - SEC |
that's gaun oan. Ay got a wee | joke | though. |
| Central - WCE |
Bit me, a didnae see the | joke | . |
| Orkney - ORK |
warse, Bella soon saa the the | joke | And sheu cheust couldna wait |
| Doric - MNA |
Eric jined in wi the | joke | , bit Winnie cud tell at he wi |
| Central - WCE |
e'd focht the Germans, an the | joke | goat told |
| Central - EDN |
tae. As if ah wis in oan the | joke | aw along. But, see, it wisnae |
| Doric - MNA |
e, "it's nae se funny fin the | joke | 's oan you." A queer kinna cal |
| Central - WCE |
tar. Gonnae let’s in on the | joke | ?” |
| Central - GLA |
dae wioot telling me wit the | joke | wis. |
| Central - SEC |
i his, "Aw, go'n, tell iz the | joke | , go'n, ai? Aw go'n. Go'n. Och |
| Central - WCE |
flair, ah said tryin tae make | joke | ae it, Get it... peel me aff |
| Central - GLA |
a. Introduce self. Wee humble | joke | . Introduce tunes, name drop f |
| Central - LAL |
They think awthin's a muckle | joke | ! Lowp intae the boat, aw o ye |
| Doric - MNA |
hooders: she'd heard the same | joke | a thoosan times an she wisna |
| Central - SEC |
Mr Gowanlock wes crackin some | joke | (tho ane at Jamie himsell nae |
| Central - SEC |
s playin some kindae perverse | joke | oan her. Which couldnae huv b |
| Central - SEC |
s playin some kindae perverse | joke | oan her. Which couldnae huv b |
| Central - LAL | ayscot Ma faither's favourite | joke | : A man it the baker's says, ' |
| Central - SEC |
rano, is that meant tae be ag | joke | or suttin? ah'm talkin aboot |
| Central - LAL |
Chaumer is jist a muckle big | joke | , don't ye?' |
| Orkney - ORK |
. Hid's a kinda long standing | joke | . Brt it's no joke. |
| Central - SEC |
er Big Jessie (a gey Scottish | joke | !) an the audience clappin in |
| Doric - MNA | een. But I'm ragin! Fan did i | joke | factory close doon? I'm nae n |
| Central - LAL |
Cradlin for life's lest sick | joke | |
| Central - EDN |
ggestit. “Twisted practical | joke | ? Bit of both? Ah,” he sayed |
| Central - SEC |
s ower tae the near-universal | joke | ‘blah blah blah helicopter |
| Central - LAL |
jist playin some awfie, cruel | joke | on her and her brither and si |
| Central - LAL |
bull tae them an, as a cruel | joke | , had made oor mither faw in l |
| Central - WCE |
wa! Or even the odd wee ongan | joke | . |
| Central - SEC | @hornycol Fecken | joke | ! |
| Doric - MNA |
mmedien on eth staige crakken | joke | 's aboot Peterheed, an we roar |
| Central - LAL |
And dinnae tell that rotten | joke | again, |
| Doric - MNA |
he roart an leuch itt her ain | joke | afore addin, "Onyroads, aat w |
| Central - SEC |
ot life's jist yin big fuckin | joke | oan gadgies like us. |
| Central - SEC |
omic action. There the rinnin | joke | aboot Phil's studio that's a |
| Ulster - GUL | rt I toul Johnny Bellend thon | joke | after my world famous court a |
| Central - SEC |
an anti-Gaelic version o thon | joke | . Sic baurs tak nae accoont, o |
| Central - LAL | nitBikeNom A suid credit thon | joke | tae @turlygod wha yaised it ( |
| Central - SEC |
'The auld banes crack: their | joke | 's near done. Though ugsome be |
| Central - WCE |
But it wis a puir | joke | , an we couldnae |
| Central - LAL | ese yer #Scots rhyme, sang or | joke | on social media yaisin #guidg |
| Doric - MNA |
we weis lauchen eit thi lad's | joke | 's hid nay mair adee an jist e |
| Doric - MNA | body fa fell fur April Fool's | joke | (nae ah m nae really) As if o |
| Central - SEC |
ink it's jist their faither's | joke | . |
| Central - DUN |
lads, the whalers, an Peter's | joke | wis the stairt o a fine nicht |
| Central - SEC |
ae, "tell him the rubber baas | joke | ." |
| Doric - MNA |
andy een o her 'looks' as his | joke | fell flat an they suppit the |
| Doric - MNA | t sorry fur the April Fools | joke | ah played on Setterday aboot |
| Central - SEC |
. Mark ma words. He's yin fat | joke | awey fae re-enactin the Colum |
| Doric - DOR |
Conrad: Bruce, that | joke | wiz first cracked in 1206 by |
| Central - LAL |
Thomas says 'We'll tell that | joke | tae Auntie Mary cause it's a |
| Central - SEC |
"Ach it wis juist a bit | joke | , man!" Cherlie telt him, an Y |
| Central - SWE |
Spencer made a stupit | joke | an we aw shook wur heids but |
| Central - SEC | well out of order - biggest | joke | of a football decision i have |
| Central - LAL |
An’ the biggest | joke | o’ it a’ is this. While w |
| Central - LAL |
inkin it wis jist the brawest | joke | . |
| Central - LAL | Whits the first | joke | ye hae mind o? Mine had the q |
| Central - SEC |
Thinkin its aw a mirthfu | joke | |
| Central - SWE |
is a risky | joke | . That's how she went intae si |
| Central - LAL | @80_mcswan No a very funny | joke | though. Mair o a 'Dad Joke'. |
| Orkney - ORK |
trifle when she tells a dirty | joke | . |
| Central - SEC |
helicopter blah blah blah’ | joke | aw speak Latin. In fact, fir |