| Central - SWE | Ye'll hae a | laff | , think Ah'm daft |
| Central - GLA | e place - or sumdy's havin a | laff | . |
| Central - LAL | eat a wee Prosecco and a guid | laff | ?????? |
| Central - LAL | yin tae get hees follyers tae | laff | it ma stuff! RESULT! :D fank |
| Central - LAL | it evy yeer noo an its a wee | laff | tae read oot tae weans an pal |
| Doric - MNB | .pelted feck oot them...great | laff | |
| Central - SEC | C aye the noo he is - n dont | laff | - his names shep lol |