| Doric - MNA | pinched the red armchair fae # | landward | an footered wi the theme tune |
| Central - LAL | in Heilan wi Lawland, toun wi | landward | , kirk wi state an Scotland wi |
| Orkney - ORK | hit aboot a bit more Scots on | Landward | or Countryfile? I widna be at |
| Shetland - SHD | klandcroft Fine ta see you on | Landward | da night. |
| Central - LAL | stert o the 20t century an it | landward | characters brawly an for aye. |