| Central - LAL | rn ye, ye cruel, hertless wee | messan | !’ he cried, tae a yowl o pa |
| Doric - MNA | s, div ken aboot is when some | messan | sterts ficherin wi this burn. |
| Central - SEC | t her brither wis some kind o | messan | ... a wee runt wha wis ay forr |
| Southern - WCE | The Doctor's | Messan | set a Scottish paitren |
| Orkney - ORK | o wir shippeen ithoot | messan | wi fuckan |
| Central - WCE | got telt that it wis a manky | messan | : |