| Central - WCE | An ins- | pi | -ra-tion-al story! |
| Central - SEC | s this fuckin lunatic hired a | PI | in the first place. |
| Doric - DOR | @mcbainne @air_ingy At wid | pi | in the Foons at Westhill |
| Ulster - WUL | Ah had'nae en'ught tae | pi | ' for it noo. |
| Central - WCE | at we dinnae expect bairns in | PI | tae be able tae read or spell |
| Central - LAL | @RealStephenKerr Mair Tory | pi | ** you're hardly a qualified E |
| Central - SEC | ‘ | Pi | -rip, pee-weep, |
| Central - SEC | ‘ | pi | -rip, pee-weep, |
| Central - SEC | ‘ | pi | -rip, pee-weeep.’ |