| Southern - SEA |
label, wi th words "DRINK IZ" | printed | bonnily oan eet in muckle let |
| Central - SEC |
notice actually hud 'come in' | printed | in red just above 'vandalise |
| Doric - ABN |
hid thocht o' providin' a wee | printed | message - jist a few words - |
| Shetland - SHD |
ween thoughts, speech and the | printed | words are mostly invisible.†|
| Central - LAL |
licity it's attracted fae the | printed | press an internet publication |
| Central - SEC |
ny effecks Caxton haed on the | printed | wird: the move fae Chaucer an |
| Central - SEC | lis - whits wrang huv ees no | printed | the yins for amateur fitbaw t |
| Central - GLA |
wae an image ay Brian Laudrup | printed | oan it an ah think aboot ma D |
| Central - LAL |
ywey, Manahan's had handsomer | printed | receipts than Allwullie's fir |
| Ulster - EUL |
l. PM CLOCKING IN AT HOME was | printed | above a Milk of Magnesia adve |
| Doric - NNB |
wi e words "DRINK ME" bonnily | printed | on id in beeg letters. |
| Doric - DOR |
an fit happened is firmly | printed | in my mind. Sometime I'll tel |