| Central - LAL | 'It's no a | puckin | slipway, Donald!' |
| Central - LAL | 'Dinnae | puckin | dare!' ah warn. |
| Central - GLA | ae realise that there’s nae | puckin | owl. Senga, the dosy cow. Ahâ |
| Central - LAL | and a marble carvin o the | puckin | Last Supper oan both sides, A |
| Central - GLA | Ah cough. Here we | puckin | go, ah hink The first symptom |
| Central - LAL | Jeannie, ye | puckin | numptie, whit did ye say that |
| Central - LAL | 'Ah | puckin | hope naw.' |
| Central - GLA | ‘Waste o | puckin | money!’ ah shout tae the si |
| Central - LAL | "Ye kin keep yer | puckin | sex!' |