| Southern - SEA | lookin fir a plaster or twa | relievin | those issues, tis irrelevan |
| Doric - MNA | ime o Jamie the Saxth – sae | relievin | twinty-first century fowk o c |
| Central - SEC | ssin pads fur him cos he's no | relievin | himsel oan ma glowin laminate |
| Central - EDN | hey heard the soon o somebody | relievin | thair blether. Efter a while, |