| Doric - DOR | ySTV Wid be better if it wiz " | Santa | 's a Scotsman" by the Scottish |
| Central - LAL | want tae play next Christmas, | Santa | Never Buys Me A Banjo. Meanwh |
| Doric - DOR | @Iamacant @RogueCoder250 | Santa | spreading hoose to hoose bide |
| Central - GLA |
nished. ‘Who set it oan ye? | Santa | Claus?’ The table erupts ag |
| Central - LAL | tae be! Ther wis ay wan in ma | Santa | stocking?? |
| Central - SEC |
"Guid save us!" cried | Santa | , "Hoo big are yer rats? |
| Central - SEC |
"A moose!" shouted | Santa | , "an whit use is that? |
| Central - LAL | lovely time for ye all.. And | Santa | is good tae ye.. ?? |
| Central - SEC |
rns we're telt tae be gid and | Santa | Claus will bring us loatsae p |
| Central - GLA |
demise. Yi wid come back fae | Santa | Ponsa n he'd huv stuck a deep |
| Central - SEC | a cadburys selection box fae | santa | n rudolph gees ee a dose oh t |
| Central - LAL | @DeMcbot *rites note tae | santa | * |
| Central - SEC |
"Noo hearken tae | Santa | ," said Prancer. "He says he's |
| Central - SEC |
he did kick the shite oot ae | Santa | last year, eh?" |
| Central - WCE |
oo, ah said, A new letter tae | Santa | , she said, Ah forgot tae ask |
| Central - SEC |
rid she could probably guide | Santa | 's sleigh this year. The hale |
| Central - WCE |
cause ah thought ah might see | Santa | 's reindeer. Ah've got her wel |
| Central - SEC |
somethin like | Santa | Claus, bit bigger. |
| Orkney - ORK |
Her hoose is like | Santa | 's grotto |
| Central - LAL | ly have a lovely time... Hope | Santa | 's guid tae ye?... :) |
| Shetland - SHD |
to guard the secret of where | Santa | ’s village is.” |
| Central - LAL | ocht, A'all no get it in case | Santa | his seen it an aw... |
| Central - GLA |
windae, wearin a blue | Santa | hat wi a wee bell on the end |
| Central - WCE |
If | Santa | squeezes doon ma lum |
| Shetland - SHD |
Wunorse Openslae, designer of | Santa | ’s sleigh and reindeer keepe |
| Shetland - SHD |
the most secret department of | Santa | ’s village,” declared Pepp |
| Central - SEC | @Brian_Pacey @RyanMusselburgh | santa | is a lovely guy |
| Central - SEC |
ver make it. In the end, fuck | Santa | Claus. |
| Ulster - CUL |
t time becaase aff coorse aul | Santa | mann bae pyed. |
| Ulster - CUL |
they think they need frae oul | Santa | . |
| Ulster - CUL |
gh at tha minute, A think oul | Santa | wull hae a gie licht load roo |
| Ulster - CUL |
a wean maesel, an thocht oul | Santa | wus jest able tae work magic. |
| Central - EDN |
hud less chance ae dyin than | Santa | . There’s nae denyin that ah |
| Central - LAL |
a big kiss or Christmas when | Santa | came. Y wis for Yule Log, tha |
| Central - SEC |
ar auld who still believed in | Santa | Claus. Ah soon decided that s |
| Central - SEC |
gin | Santa | will promise us extras o lich |
| Central - WCE |
n's in the livin room watchin | Santa | Claus the shitey movie. |
| Central - LAL | Dear | Santa | , Aw Am wantin fir Yule is H |
| Central - EDN |
uits that A chose that year's | Santa | pressie. Callum had taen the |
| Central - AYR |
sivin fit tall and as roon as | Santa | Clause, the pie eater. Their |
| Orkney - ORK |
There's no sic a body as | Santa | . Hid me fantasies taen some f |
| Central - LAL |
To see what ferlies | Santa | Claus |
| Central - SEC |
Fair frantic wis | Santa | . "Och, whit can A dae |
| Central - SEC | leman that wood b the perfect | santa | wood b tom thornton - laddie |
| Central - EDN |
always used tae dae a Secret | Santa | at Christmas (A nivir underst |
| Central - EDN |
tt wis ma draw fir the Secret | Santa | , whit tae buy? Nae problem, P |
| Central - SEC | ways got the hump - chilloot | santa | is oan his way lol |
| Central - DUN |
rns start gittin excited, but | Santa | 's naewahr tih be seen |
| Ulster - BUL |
Thut | Santa | wuld skit ir theim, |
| Central - SEC | n brian - youd make a luvely | santa | xx |
| Central - DUN |
But hud on, hold it, how diz | Santa | git in yir hoose? |