| Central - WCE | the scruif aff yer | scaup | |
| Central - WCE | y tak aw yer hair aff! Is yer | scaup | stertin tae burn, darlin?' |
| Central - WCE | finished shavin, he gied his | scaup | a richt guid rub wi OIL O VIO |
| Central - WCE | ck tae his desk, massagin his | scaup | wi baith haunds. 'The Trunchb |