| Central - SEC | pittin new hauf doors on the | soomin | pool cubicles but he's no sha |
| Central - SEA | says ti her, “Ir oo aa gaun | soomin | at the Skerrs the morn’s mo |
| Southern - SEA | t o this pool? Ah'm gie sic o | soomin | aboot here, O Moose!" (Ahlice |
| Ulster - PUL | Folk droond in Farage's | soomin | wave |
| Southern - SEA | d eet agin!" Fur th Moose was | soomin | awa frae hur as hard as eet c |
| Ulster - PUL | ha heather an whins an gowans | soomin | |
| Central - LAL | pit frae the ship an stairtit | soomin | awa, but maist o thaim haed m |