| Southern - SEA | meet th real Mary Ann, an b' | turfed | oot o th hoose afore she hed |
| Central - LAL | In the end He | turfed | us oot o Eden, an set some fl |
| Central - LAL | In the end He | turfed | us oot o Eden, an set some fl |
| Southern - SEA | as bedlam, gettin th Dormoose | turfed | oot, an, b' th time they hae |
| Ulster - PUL | a ither side o tha hairth, an | turfed | a wheen wee sticks on tha tap |
| Central - GLA | Somebody's | turfed | their saunnies |
| Doric - DOR | tterheed. Cannae believe they | turfed | us |