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Central - WCE Wae wan year ahint us we look tae
Central - AYR Wae this durty.
Central - SEC wae fresh faced acne. But as we w
Central - GLA Wae the money in ma possession, a
Orkney - ORK Wae ken hid is a trachle that com
Ulster - GUL Wae a flash o gowd,
Orkney - ORK Wae the kettleens in the barn.
Central - SEC Wae the colour fae Craig's puss q
Central - GLA Wae your snapchat, backchat, wrap
Central - SEC Wae the look ae surprise splatter
Orkney - ORK wae me bruck
Orkney - ORK Wae poosack sittan here.
Ulster - CUL Wae maun hae the trial; Fur reall
Ulster - WUL Wae mony on the same erran' as me
Ulster - WUL Wae the fire burnin' bricht.
Ulster - WUL Wae a smile hae wil recal' some v
Orkney - ORK Wae aal the bonny words that tumm
Ulster - DUL wae cardomon
Central - LAL Wae wonder she says that now all
Ulster - WUL Wae an oxygen mask on haes face:
Ulster - WUL Wae a load on haes bak' no unlik'
Ulster - WUL Wae mae ash plant unner mae oxter
Ulster - WUL Wae mae ash plant unner mae oxter
Ulster - WUL Wae want naebody sittin on the si
Ulster - WUL Wae a female yince agaen,
Ulster - WUL Wae a lock o' money in han',
Central - GLA Wae ya go, ya mug, before I plug
Central - SEC Wae the last word ae the monologu
Ulster - BUL Wae the hurry o rinnin watter,
Ulster - BUL Wae nae soon, or
Ulster - BUL Wae the watter.
Ulster - BUL Wae nether tent nor sicht
Ulster - BUL Wae yer readin o a thing.'
Central - LAL Wae every gasp a hud inside the b
Central - LAL Wae makeup on ma puss,
Doric - DOR Wae aa at in mind, am still swith
Doric - DOR wae soonds blarin oot the ghettob
Orkney - ORK wae fear in thir eyes
Orkney - ORK Wae honey sweet, a baleful brew,
Orkney - ORK wae a bit o a breeze
Ulster - BUL Wae the wecht o seed an enless ra
Ulster - BUL Wae blid-wat seggan bled an het e
Ulster - BUL Wae hir tae the bricht bell
Ulster - BUL Wae blid an shit.
Ulster - BUL Wae glesses on neb an a poke at h
Orkney - ORK wae a cattie-face, a snek an a hu
Central - SEC Wae that, he excuses himself. Bef
Ulster - BUL Wae the deein licht:
Ulster - BUL Wae only noo an then a minin ee:
Ulster - BUL Wae getherin poor, gien ye
Ulster - BUL Wae naw a sowl tae cry hir ain,
Ulster - BUL Wae stoonin screch he'd tak tae f
Ulster - BUL Wae cantie lilties flippin by:
Orkney - ORK wae sarkeen an gangwey planks -
Orkney - ORK Wae these dragons' eggs
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Ulster - GUL Wae things ye shouldnae say.
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Central - LAL Wae's me! The weemin o Ireland ar
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Orkney - ORK Wae fancy cooked breakfasts and l
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Orkney - ORK Wae a one-eyed pink rabbit and Ma
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Ulster - GUL Wae a hemmer, tryin tae get oot.
Central - EDN wae for Alba!
Central - GLA Wae a snort ay hot, steamy breath
Ulster - GUL Wae wull rin an tell the king.”
Central - SWE Wae three meenits tae go, A spot
Central - GLA Wae the three ay us starin at the
Central - SEC wae too many taunts
Central - LAL Wae aa his say-awa roond his heid
Central - LAL Wae's me for the radical rats!
Ulster - GUL Wae photies o me ain the cludgie!
Ulster - GUL Wae photies o burdies an bees,
Ulster - GUL Wae Geordie, an the Rorys,
Ulster - GUL Wae it's endless tae an fro.
Doric - DOR Wae wan, droothy, thristin for li
Orkney - ORK wae your antics as king o the yer
Orkney - ORK wae wan thing on me mind
Orkney - ORK wae splashes o red in sunrises, s
Orkney - ORK wae an exaggerated blink, frowned
Orkney - ORK Wae her bairns at her side
Orkney - ORK Wae a bit o a breeze
Orkney - ORK Wae hid no caer tae git aboot an
Orkney - ORK wae the film possters oan Noah's
Orkney - ORK wae pennies fae his pocket.
Orkney - ORK wae cult-like smiles, trestle tab
Orkney - ORK Wae the Religion worman in
Orkney - ORK wae ivy-like wires, markers, swit
Orkney - ORK wae a school compass, dipped
Orkney - ORK wae a custom-made widden cover, d
Orkney - ORK Wae a wattrin mooth
Orkney - ORK wae'll waether wir storms taegith
Orkney - ORK wae stooped keel
Orkney - ORK Wae soon came tae Papay, brecks s
Orkney - ORK Wae wur both
Orkney - ORK wae wurkin the land, fur fermers
Orkney - ORK Wae their hurtan, half trooths
Orkney - ORK Wae the snow lyan thick under a p
Orkney - ORK wae butter
Orkney - ORK Wae hiv all the waethur
Orkney - ORK wae the push an pul
Orkney - ORK wae yur maudlin love soang
Orkney - ORK Wae turn fur home
Central - GLA Wae smuist maks beek the kivers a
Central - LAL Wae too many weans and
Central - EDN Wae this there wis nae "Well done
Central - SECwae the exception o a good m8 who
Ulster - CUL porpoise, 'Keep baak, please! Wae dinnae want yae wi iz!'"
Orkney - ORK s. Bit wan wis still misseen! Wae eventually fund it inside the
Central - LAL@Loggy29Lorraine Oh er Braw! Wae a wee tate salt!!
Central - GLA "Wae extras?" asked the Mock Turtl
Ulster - CUL "Wae'll hae tae burn the hoose doo
Central - GLA "Wae you it ts the same," said the
Ulster - CUL on yin knee whin hae spoke, "wae wur tryin - "
Orkney - ORK pply comes fae," he gaed on. "Wae hae a big square o blocks bui
Ulster - CUL Mock Turtle tae the Gryphon. "Wae can dae wi'oot lobsters, yae
Ulster - CUL ae help that," said the Cat. "Wae'r aal mad here. A'm mad. Yae'
Ulster - CUL t weel shae had offendet it. "Wae'll taak nae mair aboot it, if
Ulster - CUL ful. "Naw mae!" hae answert. "Wae argy't last March-jest afore
Central - GLA wis your table," said Alice; "Wae aw these settins an only yous
Orkney - ORK since they opened the artic" wae never understood whit shae me
Ulster - CUL eacht ower the thimel, sayin "Wae beg that yae tak this nice we
Ulster - CUL ower the verses tae himsel: "'Wae know it tae bae true' that's
Central - LALcht his 'bairn beating stick' wae him. Very Dickensian ah must
Ulster - WUL "It's the Eleventh nicht an' wae cannae lay the toon,
Central - GLA I'm busy instabammin' wae ma dinner - It's a fritter
Central - GLA (wae Alice's luve).
Ulster - CUL (Wae know it true tae bae):
Ulster - GUL wull rin. ) Wae wull rin an tell the king.”
Ulster - BUL s (whun we had oany Ds or Es) wae wer twarthy coppers an, afore
Orkney - ORKd be sometheen like 'pleece' ,wae yin dominant 'o' taen oot aal
Orkney - ORK d, the tang wis a needfu job, wae whit could be got, and the ri
Central - GLA in again?" the Duchess asked, wae anither dig ae her sharp wee
Central - GLA ’s staunin, airms croassed, wae wan ay they big bubble jayket
Central - SEC rds never lie, mate" he said, wae a grin.
Central - GLA e, ah huvtae," the King said, wae a melancholy air, an, efter f
Central - AYR sustained by the Word o God, wae praise Him in the Psalms, the
Ulster - CUL ye, if ye luk roon tha globe, wae aa hae a hale lock mair than
Central - GLA a big daft smile on his face, wae a Mayfair cigarette in the co
Central - GLA e suddenly tae an open place, wae a wee hoose in it aboot fower
Central - GLA air aff aw its feet at wance, wae a yelp ae delight, an rushed
Central - EDN h love yae’’ ah annoonce, wae ma airms wide open.
Orkney - ORK ndo near-be-gaan wey o' life, wae no miny comfirts tae enjoy bi
Orkney - ORK ae see him when I wis peedie, wae me faether.
Central - LAL Blacht as green crowdie, wae an gruein-blate
Central - GLA een an white Lacoste trackie, wae a pair ay matchin green an wh
Orkney - ORK Bit Jeannie, wae wir near the crags that night
Central - GLA le fight ootside the chippie, wae the wummin screamin at her ma
Central - GLA n fun in it a totey wee cake, wae the wirds "EAT ME" wrote oan
Central - GLA yince, in a big circle, wae the Moose in the middle. Alic
Central - GLA me, wae the promise ay gien him a scr
Orkney - ORK ome piece in the summer time, wae the folk gaan back an fore wa
Central - SEC ir. And certainly, no fur me, wae nae burd. But fuck it, eh? Ah
Ulster - BUL It's ill tae mine, wae a'
Central - GLA the wee table, the envelope, wae the money still inside, sits
Ulster - BUL Yit here, wae a', this watter rins
Central - GLA throne when they goat there, wae a huge crowd mobbed aw aroon
Central - SWE w ready frae the night afore, wae wur cheese-chits an stove an
Central - GLA just as proud in ma stature, wae ma airm roon John’s shooder
Central - GLA Bit ye feeneesht the goose, wae the bones an the beak - Like
Orkney - ORK though I wirno for much use, wae managed atween is tae git her
Orkney - ORK Aye, wae kent
Central - GLA r; some antique lookin thing, wae a dullness at the edge where
Orkney - ORK the best o' fish, wae plenty o' fire under it tae k
Central - SEC at Deil speid the leears! Ai, wae's me for him at gart me lauch
Central - GLA ah keep there ay Jeanie an I, wae John, Stephanie an young Dani
Central - LAL ??. ????. “A take it black, wae honey hen” ??. “Geez a shou
Central - SEC ‘’Want yin?’’ ah ask, wae a smile. Before stuffin the p
Central - GLA he boattle wis a paper label, wae the wirds "DRINK ME" printit
Central - LAL 0 denier mustard tights girl, wae the heavy patterned shoe. Thi
Central - EDN u jist say?’’ ah ask him, wae murder in ma eyes.
Orkney - ORK he evenin wis clear and calm, wae the sea juist like a millpond
Central - GLA urtle recovert his voice, an, wae tears runnin doon his cheeks,
Orkney - ORK and the Guidmife o' Linn, an, wae mair o' them tae come, thir t
Orkney - ORK Goad Kens whut happened than, wae don't!
Ulster - CUL gentle dacent quate wee man, wae thrupp’ny bits for wains,
Central - GLA at last in the bonny gairden, wae the bright flooer-beds an the
Orkney - ORK At an early meeteen, wae lukked at Ernest Marwick's tr
Orkney - ORK hoo beuy can thoo grip a hen, wae need ane for the pot!"
Central - WCEken hoo brilliant yae ur hen, wae everyhing yae dae! Staun up a
Central - EDN ‘’Again, wae the dyin hing? It’s aw in y
Central - LALhem doon kickin and screamin, wae the fact, “Whit goes roon co
Orkney - ORK t geed weel intae the evenin, wae the grimlins comin doon, hid
Central - GLA An welcome little fishes in, Wae gently smilin jaws!"
Orkney - ORK ae see whit the sea wis duin, wae ebbin an flowin, and tae the
Ulster - WUL e scored goals bae the dizin, wae'd al'seen enuch.
Central - GLA ‘Naw. It’s Coln, wae nae i. He’s wan ay ma assoc
Ulster - CUL "Come on, wae'll hae some fun noo!" thocht
Orkney - ORK tae horse on, wae the binder.
Central - SWE ’s lik a Spaghetti Western, wae antsy cooboys stewin awae in
Ulster - BUL Graipin the strippit grun, wae
Orkney - ORK on BBC Alba a few month ago, wae its beautiful Gaelic voice ow
Central - SWE et war jist thirty year ago, wae nae clue where am gaun. Guid.
Orkney - ORK So off wae go, wae - leisure
Central - SEC ae ever walk this earth, who, wae jist the mere mention ae her
Central - LAL Noo, wae tae tell, the shield ring wis
Orkney - ORK sh bein on the grund, an noo, wae the set wather, the fishermen
Central - GLA cent green Kappa trackie tap, wae mare pin holes in it than yer
Central - GLA Ah wake up, wae a gasp, shiverin in the tepid
Central - GLA heir ain gairden to the rear, wae the lower wans huvin wan at t
Orkney - ORK n for maist o' the next year, wae whit they had gathered taeget
Ulster - BUL n then the wheengin schullar, wae his schoolbahg,
Central - GLA irdners, flat an rectangular, wae their hauns an feet at the co
Ulster - BUL wat days, a wheen wud gether, wae iz wuntherin (baith wies, whi
Orkney - ORK d a go and see if, taegither, wae can hint up and organise the
Ulster - GUL the grass is lukkin greener, wae the bit o het an rain.
Central - GLA dscreen and explodes mid-air, wae an almighty fuckin bang. The
Central - GLA sir, Wae
Ulster - BUL For, wae the dark creepin, quait
Central - EDN at soon, eh?’’ ah murmur, wae ma eyes wide open.
Central - GLA age ye ur.’ McDade replies, wae some authority an that’s ex
Ulster - BUL Aheid, he whiles, wae a', wud chak
Central - GLA t denims, mare like leggings, wae hunners ay prints ay Marilyn
Central - GLA ae fuckin stab me’ he sais, wae a vacant look oan his face.
Central - GLA get the train in.’ ah sais, wae remarkable conviction.
Central - GLA ‘A bird?’ ah sais, wae derision an he draps the subj
Central - GLA e in her early thirties sais, wae a scowl.
Orkney - ORK erent again! A denser haggis, wae cheust the right balance o cl
Orkney - ORK n exceptionally light haggis, wae a very high oatmeal content
Central - SEC ongrats, mate" Craig squeals, wae genuine excitement.
Orkney - ORK s kep in a kruil in his hans, wae jalouse),
Central - GLA Fir baith oor oars, wae bitty skill Bi bitty erms are
Central - GLA unner her erm, mair or less, wae its legs hingin doon, bit oft
Ulster - BUL e (stannin yit, mair or less, wae the ither yin ower the road,
Central - SEC , its you, Aldo" she asserts, wae a half herted smile.
Central - GLA they take us up an throw us, wae the lobsters, oot tae sea!"
Central - SEC ‘’Aldo’’ he says, wae his hands white knuckled oan
Ulster - CUL think at Krisamas noo-a-deys, wae hae kinnae forgot tha rale me
Central - GLA ewards us, drenched in sweat, wae a chemically enhanced grin oa
Orkney - ORK th the strae shopping basket, wae a warning tae buy nothing tha
Orkney - ORK . But lyan in bed that night, wae only the light o the moon tae
Orkney - ORK . But lyan in bed that night, wae only the light o the moon tae
Orkney - ORK Lone sentinel upright, wae reed hat on?
Orkney - ORK ey wis thin an blonde-heidit, wae gey near twice the right amou
Central - GLA git on a red puffer jakit, wae ripped, faded jeans. Hur face
Central - SWE GPO stamped oan it, wae a special zipped poackit tae
Central - GLA omatically, at Damo’s pint, wae barely a drink oot it. Ah gra
Orkney - ORK a Sabbath cot, wae a belt an flared skirt,
Central - WCE wis feart. He wis dumfoonert, wae shoack.
Orkney - ORK Hoo dis a buddy liv, wae sich remorse?
Central - GLA in the pool, an the big haw, wae the gless table an the totey
Central - GLA bright-eyed terrier, ye know, wae awfy long curly broon hair! A
Ulster - CUL "Ay, wae went tae schuil, but yae mich
Central - GLA say never n aw that!' A say, wae Monica catchin ma eye. She lo
Central - GLA wine n twenty Mayfair, A say, wae a wee bit extra force than us
Orkney - ORK s especially moist and mealy, wae powerful aromas o gravy and c
Central - GLA Who could blame them really, wae a name like that?
Central - GLA said the Mock Turtle finally, wae a deep sigh, "Aw wis a real T
Central - GLA ed them aer, verra carefully, wae wan fit.
Central - GLA n it stares at me, forlornly, wae its big wide eyes peerin stra
Central - LAL Presently, wae's me, hauf gane tae wrack, an
Central - SWE in this pairt o’ the city, wae nae obvious direction tae hei
Central - GLA in this rare moment ae unity, wae troops n snaggies n healthy b
Ulster - GUL — “Wae wull rin. - Wae wull rin an tell the king”
Orkney - ORK ll basically the sæm wurd - wae the sæm origins. At wan time
Doric - MNA said "Peer loon ye're gey pae-wae Com on an gie's a bozy"
Central - SECther - am aways available - wae the talent going about in the
Central - SECussy folk huv put us there - wae eer pandemic - tut tut lol
Central - SECip flask n a wee doggy bag - wae ur steak n gravy pies - eer
Central - SECt minister is treatin folk - wae there big brother attitudes -
Central - SECt tae lift a scotland team - wae a manager that stands like a
Central - SECng men goin aboot nooadays - wae there fake tans/applyin moist
Central - SECa wee cracker at fisherrow - wae pencaitland runnin oot 4-2 wi
Central - LAL broon rather than pure MDMA. Wae love fae the street doctor. G
Central - SEC n efterthoat ae a bygone era. Wae aw the wonders oan this plane
Central - SEC rty table it wid seem tae be. Wae a mixture ae uppers and doone
Central - SEC arted like a typical cup tie. Wae baith teams playin cautious.
Ulster - GUL wull rin. Wae wull rin intae mae den, An A
Central - SEC the commotion much attention. Wae oor dead pan expressions it s
Central - WCE She followt it doun. Wae ery thump more dread ran thro
Orkney - ORK d by on some errand or ither. Wae hid been spaekan aboot some p
Central - SEC e again, a fuckin born loser. Wae Paul distractin Aldo fur a bi
Central - SEC mily cat, clawin at the door. Wae Ailsa’s evenin adventures,
Central - SEC me back tae Saughton, likes. Wae it's run doon appearance and
Central - EDN r picture ae power thesedays. Wae his muscular boady and meaty
Central - SEC h didnae ken whit that meant. Wae these metal bars aw aroon us,
Central - SEC well pit a ring oan his paw. Wae any luck he'll be someboady e
Central - SEC Moira: Wae's me, but A'm lanesum the-day
Central - LAL he week, the month, the year: wae worth thaim aa,
Central - LAL O waur than fruit; wae cam sin this
Central - SEC O waur than fruit; wae cam sin this
Central - LAL O waur than fruit; wae cam sin this
Central - LALC Haw! Kin We keep a tab ???? wae yous for when the game is eve
Central - LALgoat smacked on the napper ?? wae wan of they carrying handles
Doric - DOR h. Feels lik aa hae a golf ba wae razor blades stickin oot o it
Central - GLA chin the gemme. Ah left ma da wae his mates an ah came hame mas
Central - SEC n an Miss Marjoribanks gied a wae
Orkney - ORK at wis settin oot for the sea wae twa men in hid.
Orkney - ORK Ah'm gaan fur me tea wae a gruffalo."
Central - SWE eenits tae go, A spot a fella wae a bricht label stuck tae his
Orkney - ORK n doon in the ebb, an wak awa wae hid ower the slidy ebb steens
Ulster - GUL An tha dish rin awa wae tha spoon.
Orkney - ORK n it someen ether wid run awa wae hid fae thum.
Central - SECystal maze too - laddies awa wae it brother lol
Central - LALll and this gobshite gets awa wae this. Time tae brek oot the g
Central - SWE r, A’ve managed tae get awa wae it…
Central - SWE leave me peent against the wa wae her furry pal…
Central - LALEnglandshire and hae a confab wae yer brither and yer freins wh
Central - LALGonnae be daein a wee colab wae a wee Etsy shoap! Wee Steve/w
Orkney - ORK banks an than doon in the ebb wae a gully or sumin o' that kind
Central - SEC iety induced boady feels numb wae increasin nerves. But the lau
Central - SECrickharvie anybody gets a job wae the snp - jist ask the fm n
Central - SEC sad tae c such a great club wae a great tradition in fitbaw i
Doric - DOR Ah fill the tub wae bylin watter and luikit aroon
Central - GLA a good laugh, huvin the craic wae the two ay them oan the train
Central - GLA aff it, just huvin the craic wae them an sippin the beer, nurs
Central - GLA h, it disnae look hauf as bad wae its morning frost coverin.
Central - GLA ed option. No that gaun ahead wae the cunt would’ve been any
Central - GLA appearance ay us — two, mad wae it bawbags oan the prowl fur
Central - GLA erin inebriation. Oan the mad wae it scale - where wan is say,
Central - SEC nd even though ah'm still mad wae him the fact he's carryin a t
Central - GLA oot in a poly bag. Fuckin mad wae it, they ur.
Central - GLA the birthday boay. He’s mad wae the ectos.’ Scanlon sais.
Central - SEC ears ready tae shoot his load wae his announcement, "Working at
Central - GLA eferred the life oan the road wae bands, he’s goat bills tae
Central - GLA r swings roon fae London Road wae it’s siren an lights gaun.
Central - SEC hat. Tae hink ah shared a bed wae her. It jist sickens me."
Central - SEC e place will be fuckin mobbed wae aw the desperados who huv eag
Central - GLA e pool wis gittin awfy mobbed wae aw the birds an animals that'
Central - GLA rself oot n A skulked tae bed wae nae proverbial supper. It hud
Central - SECisobel hus fecked aff tae bed wae a wee goodnight kiss - she g
Central - SEC 4.32am. She went back tae bed wae damp hair, hopin she widnae c
Ulster - GUL Went tae bed wae his breeks oan
Central - SEC . Straight awey we’re faced wae a stocky Russian, complete wa
Central - SEC or swings open and ah'm faced wae some gremlin lookin bastard w
Central - SEC comin fae ah'm faced wae a monster ae a boay. Aldo mus
Central - SEC ah answer the door ah'm faced wae the steroid induced psycho th
Central - GLA Turning roon, ah’m faced wae a lassie ay similar age tae m
Central - SEC demon. Insteed, ah wis faced wae a dour faced auld hag who loo
Central - SEC ah turned aroond ah wis faced wae Matty Johnson who we hud nick
Central - SEC but sure as shit ah wis faced wae this gleeful Postman Pat. Hon
Central - LALwid oppose him being replaced wae Sunak. He's been fun oot tae
Central - GLA The smell ay pish is replaced wae the aromatic smells ay spices
Central - GLA e jinglin ay boatles latticed wae a murmur ay drunken sniggers
Central - GLA ved sides n both ears pierced wae gold hoops in. A'd say A'm gi
Central - SEC elp ease the pain. Ah pleaded wae her tae see sense, likes. Tae
Central - SEC ill feelin a bit light heided wae and bewildered by his revelat
Central - GLA fae me, efter huvin collided wae an assortment ay Barr’s gin
Orkney - ORK when I near-aboot collided wae the man himsael:
Central - GLA n display, is too blind-sided wae the sudden appearance ay us
Central - SEC since then ah've been flooded wae memories ae that day. Which a
Ulster - BUL gaen, wee fiels weel guerded wae fait stane dakes rinnin bak t
Central - EDN there the streets are crowded wae busy shoppers, hustlin and bu
Central - SECrgh hut the nail oan the heed wae that statement btw - but its
Central - GLA lk tae them; get up tae speed wae the lingo an that an they’l
Central - SECu got a reliant robin insteed wae the go faster stripes lol
Orkney - ORK Chuffed wae themsels for a few lives less
Central - SEC ther hings and ah’m chuffed wae the ootcome. Bruce is bein pa
Central - GLA gests he’s none too chuffed wae ma gentle ribbin ay Damo —
Central - GLA ide. He turns roon aw chuffed wae himsel ‘Aye Coyle, whit wis
Orkney - ORK ing the haggis can be fluffed wae a fork. The colour is light,
Ulster - GUL An changed wae yin anither.
Central - LALddie fae Ayrshire wis charged wae hamesucken. Jings.
Central - GLA ud gied me, each wan launched wae venom intae the back ay the v
Central - GLA an tellin him he’s finished wae him. McDade’s maw is greeti
Central - GLA looks at me, his face ruddied wae a lifetime ay swallyin an eye
Central - EDN goat his diagnosis wrong died wae yin search oan google. Ah’v
Central - GLA times until ah’m satisfied wae its positionin afore gettin t
Central - SEC Not satisfied wae jist gittin his approval. The
Orkney - ORK adorn the waals, accompanied wae biographical information that
Central - EDN a minds still too preoccupied wae ma ain fast approachin demise
Orkney - ORK o miracluous; merried wae twa young bairns an a new
Central - SEC5 exactly - fitbaw is fecked wae oot fans n the game is suffer
Central - GLA A untied the leash and walked wae Clyde and Jim up tae the stad
Central - GLA They walked wae me tae the school, nippin ma
Central - GLA , in a voice sometimes choked wae sobs, tae sing:
Central - SEC She's clearly marked wae bruises and there's blood tri
Central - SECaye exactly - afore a worked wae the cooncil - a worked in th
Central - SEC lmon sandwiches. Ah'm riddled wae anxiety. Sae unsure ae massel
Central - SEC ys aboot it, eh? Ah'm riddled wae guilt. Hence ma offer tae pey
Central - SEC sk him tae ken he wis riddled wae the same self doots that wur
Central - GLA a medium is no tae be trifled wae. It’s how it should be list
Ulster - WUL Forebodin', filled wae gloom,
Orkney - ORK gs. The pot wid noo be filled wae the best o' fish, wae plenty
Central - SEC me. Probably be a room filled wae knoacked oaff tellys or phone
Orkney - ORK e pail then lowered an filled wae cool sweet watter.
Central - EDN eh? crusin in an ocean filled wae defenceless tuna fish. And if
Central - LAL Taks mair than dubs aw filled wae pish
Orkney - ORKsky bit o hill pasture rolled wae young teeick, shalders and wh
Central - EDN surgery. Ah’m still rattled wae the news fae the doac and ah
Central - SECking lot - a wis overwhelmed wae the reponse lol
Central - SEC me in ma operatin gear. Armed wae maire tools than a carpenter.
Central - SEC Everyone wis consumed wae shock fae his words. Ah could
Central - GLA ash, ready tae be enlightened wae whitever spiel he’s goat li
Central - SEC probably be explained wae the fact that the mornin pape
Ulster - BUL Yin, uprisin, new-lined wae age
Central - LALoo? Why has your party joined wae the Tories or abstained oan e
Central - WCE hackit faces bit is a scanned wae ma blurry eyes a saw wan thit
Central - SEC066 am jist shocked n stunned wae thae tweets fae 2 burra lads
Central - LAL hoose. Mak it auld fashioned wae dookin fir aipples, treacle s
Central - LAL hoose. Mak it auld fashioned wae dookin fir aipples, treacle s
Central - GLA momentary ecstasy, concerned wae only wan thing. The worries a
Central - SEC Jist as the teacher returned wae a bunch ae papers in hand.
Orkney - ORK Sheu turned wae the wind, slowly
Central - GLA nut where he’s been crowned wae a boattle or skelped wae a ha
Central - SWE n lang rollin summits crowned wae firs, anen stoaped wher the m
Central - GLA a boattle or skelped wae a hauf brick oer the years. A
Central - SEC auld rusty railings is tapped wae a nasty-looking spike. Ah’m
Central - SEC auld rusty railins is tapped wae a nasty-lookin spike, okay?
Central - SEC go anywhere n no get stopped wae the auld bill fir gaun doon t
Central - SECay so incase they get stopped wae the polis - whits wrang huv
Ulster - BUL O twa, new-grupped wae iver-risin thochts
Central - LAL guaranteed it wid be smeared wae yon shite Marmite
Central - GLA Dade but couldnae be bothered wae the in-depth explanation it w
Central - LALugh negligee, mooth plastered wae red lipstick. Asked for some
Central - SEC the shoap flair wis littered wae a dozen or so scrunched up be
Orkney - ORK Luk at me - A'm covered wae embroidered roses
Central - GLA ae spew but this wis answered wae another crack tae the mooth.
Central - LAL then scored wae the heid
Central - LAL Ae thing that can be cured wae things like nature walks and
Central - GLA ckin clown is further assured wae each additional sentence ah a
Central - GLA s aw sanctimonious an pleased wae himsel like he’s just disco
Central - GLA ais, lookin aw fuckin pleased wae himsel.
Central - GLA e exclaims, evidently pleased wae his quick thinkin.
Central - LALt We’ve, @ClydeFC huv raised wae yeez? ??????????
Central - WCEma friend have been unionised wae their propaganda! Mair fool y
Central - EDN n aw. Though ah wis surprised wae the absence ae the fuckin Lab
Central - GLA It snarls again interspersed wae barkin, only louder this time
Central - GLA springy heather interspersed wae loose escarpment. Gravity aid
Central - LAL supposed tae dae when blessed wae sic a sight,
Central - LALt I am a Scot. A Celt blessed wae baith Irish and Scottish bloo
Central - GLA s this?’ ah sais, impressed wae ma self-control.
Central - GLA his heid, clearly unimpressed wae ma buoyant enthusiasm but ges
Central - SECthat laddie - defo impressed wae him m8
Central - EDN rr bastard goat that obsessed wae googlin his ain symptoms that
Orkney - ORK Lizzie's been blissed wae three
Central - SWE cene fae Blade Runner crossed wae the bog bit in Trainspotting.
Orkney - ORK d words or phrases associated wae hid and add whativir they can
Central - SEC is magic - a wis captivated wae that performance lol
Central - LAL wis Covid 19 really infected wae Donald Trump? Looks unlikely.
Central - SECb oan tae every one connected wae the club
Central - SECae darren n awbuddy connected wae the mighty sandys - go for i
Central - GLA ay the buildin is constructed wae red facing brick wae stane co
Central - EDN ae ma surprise ah’m greeted wae silence fae him. And when ah
Central - EDN oart lived. As ah’m greeted wae the same depressin rugged aul
Central - LAL threat level huz skyrocketed wae past what they’re trained fu
Central - LALppie in Linlithgow. Delighted wae ma purchase. Hooever, I remai
Central - GLA in him tae dae whit he wanted wae it; a wee earner fur his trou
Orkney - ORK ill yur cheust aboot demented wae it.
Central - SEC eh? expectin tae be presented wae some three heided fire
Central - SEC social Only tae be presented wae twinty quid as if it wis the
Central - SEC memories ur painted wae mischief. Am
Central - GLA ction, that bein reacquainted wae a recently departed fifteen p
Central - GLA ally angry, jist disappointed wae us. “You promised you’d e
Central - SEC rough gritted teeth ah parted wae the money. Aw humble n full a
Central - GLA et at me, their faces twisted wae rage but he puts his airms oo
Central - GLA man? We're gonnae git busted wae this dope!' Wee Kenzie says,
Central - EDN en poonds lighter and plagued wae even maire irrational thoats
Central - GLA fur it through bein involved wae music an that. Aw aye, by Eas
Central - SEC b it fae me tae get involved wae a scandal likes lol
Central - SECManiac a keep gettin followed wae awe these drop deed gawjuss b
Central - LAL Mouths whisky vexed wae excuses
Central - SEC 2nd that n a lad that played wae livvy wis ma man o the match
Orkney - ORK de. Mistress Linklater stayed wae me. She's good at the births.
Central - GLA e ay swallyin an eyes, glazed wae the pain ay regret.
Central - GLA an rooftops, his eyes glazed wae salt watter, silent. His prid
Central - AYR He said wae naeb’dy there,
Orkney - ORK 'Weel buey,' he said wae a big smile
Central - SWE tea. Mrs McClymont Josie said wae a tip o his cap, and as he ma
Central - GLA ae him," the Mock Turtle said wae a sigh. "He taught Laughin an
Central - GLA ll, that explains whit he did wae the tarts, onywey-"
Central - SEC roond last summer than ah did wae ma writing!"
Central - LAL being battered ower the heid wae a tea biscuit.
Central - SEC nnae really need some Eggheid wae ink tae come tae that conclus
Orkney - ORK Or he'll hit yir heid wae a pig's shin bone.
Central - SEC propaganda they fill yur heid wae. Ken, tae gee some much neede
Central - GLA ludgeonin the singer’s heid wae an Epiphone Les Paul oer some
Central - GLA ’m jammin the cunt’s heid wae the door so that it’s splut
Ulster - GUL A wus stanin thair rigid wae fear!!
Orkney - ORK Sheu'll no can tak hid wae har.
Central - GLA in a line, offerin me the lid wae a neatly chopped Patsy oan it
Central - GLA The Queen turnt rid wae fury, an, efter glarin at her
Central - LALesca) but ma grandmither stid wae us and she wis fae the Lothia
Central - LAL Ken A'm no guid wae details, but ye burnt lit the
Orkney - ORK In fae the guttery field wae a neep an twathree tatties fu
Central - SECk it wis the end oh the world wae awe the doom n gloom gadgies
Central - SEC @ShaunMcC4llion 45 year auld wae a playstation says it awe tae
Orkney - ORK Weemin should grow owld wae grace
Orkney - ORK and wae'll tell you some stories
Central - SWE gap syne the first twae, and wae Jock ay away. Some o them poi
Orkney - ORK emely confident in voice, and wae an extensive range o importan
Central - SEC Ma credit ratin's fucked. And wae your missus bein a teacher? w
Central - EDN ae money tae keep a dug. And wae her promotion we kin afford i
Central - EDN ind me lyin nixt tae him. And wae him oaff tae dreamland ah dec
Central - EDN e small flight ae stairs. And wae each passin step ah keep remi
Central - SEC n" ah says, reassuringly. And wae that Bruce enters his new hai
Central - SEC " he says. Aw bright eyed and wae whiskey drippin doon his weas
Central - EDN white bunkers go hand in hand wae the stainless-steel appliance
Central - LALe poorest families in England wae some recipes tae show how thi
Central - SECr holidays tae fantasy island wae the happy people lol
Central - EDN actually wis prepared fur and wae the cauld air snappin at my h
Central - GLA some weans diggin in the sand wae widden spades, a row ae lodgi
Central - SEC e. Ah goat the hoover oot and wae a bit ae hard graft ah actual
Orkney - ORK tae stand wae the ould fokk
Central - LALso seein, an near empty stand wae big white lettering, CLYDE-??
Central - SEC d time tae commence’’ and wae that ah gee him a rocket ae a
Central - GLA the YT n the Toi tae contend wae. Any wan ae these wanderin on
Central - LAL Make up a mind wae makeup oan,
Central - GLA an helps create a deeper bond wae yer partner an that, an the o
Central - GLA is aboot huvin a deeper bond wae yersel. Shaggin or wankin if
Orkney - ORK o a ting! This eens no foond wae you though I doot
Central - EDN Ah respond wae an approvin noad and he begin
Central - GLA rabs ma hand n shakes it hard wae his big paw. The two groups m
Central - GLA in, but ah’m right on board wae it. Ah don’t go in fur aw t
Central - GLA She said the last wird wae sich foree that Alice nearly
Central - EDN ‘’Kin ah huv a quick word wae Doactur Hill?’’
Central - GLA The wee burd wae the wean’s staunin oot in t
Central - GLA he stair, dae ye?’ the burd wae the wean sais.
Central - SECkeMoyes1108 al b huvin a wurd wae u aboot this when the fitbaw
Ulster - CUL "Shud wae try anither figure o the Lobs
Central - LALgrySalmond Well, ah could dae wae the £150 000 if yer offerin
Central - GLA ead back in, eh? Ah could dae wae another hauf.’ he sais.
Central - SECin tuesday nicht n a cood dae wae a wee hurl up tae wick - whi
Central - GLA 'Fuck you gonnae dae wae that, wee man?' A swing the b
Central - GLA l ye. ‘Whit ur we gonae dae wae you, eh?’ ah sais tae him,
Central - GLA ‘Whit ye gonae dae wae that wee man?’ wan ay them
Central - LAL Whit's a bodie tae dae wae the bodie they've got,
Central - LAL Whit's a bodie tae dae wae the bodie they've got,
Central - EDN ly wants nuttin maire tae dae wae me. No even been afforded the
Central - SEC either. It wis maire tae dae wae what he wis wearin. The cheek
Orkney - ORK pect tae hiv anything tae dae wae anything unkan or queer, beki
Orkney - ORK … it wis sometheen tae dae wae … you ken … her eens.’
Ulster - GUL Fur it's naethin tae dae wae political tripe,
Central - GLA ght have had somethin tae dae wae it.
Central - SEC "Suttin tae dae wae his HO,HO,HO bein too festive
Central - SEC detail. It wis suttin tae dae wae a boays teeth. If anyboady wo
Central - LALMcDonald93 think it's tae dae wae no wanting to give them his c
Central - LAL@Clare_Scotland It’s tae dae wae PPE.
Central - GLA s only right. Fuck aw tae dae wae him, ah’d brought the grief
Central - GLA t it’s goat fuck aw tae dae wae the place – Hackney, ah mea
Central - GLA The taxis – fuck aw tae dae wae it. It came fae the French wo
Central - GLA ‘Ah’ll need tae make dae wae listenin tae it oan the trann
Central - GLA on the stair. Whit wid ye dae wae that wee hing wae the short s
Central - GLA as tae just brush the windae wae them. Just enough fur a wee t
Ulster - WUL Why dae wae go on in the same oul wiy?
Ulster - CUL anguage tae tha fore. Why dae wae naw spake it mair instead o t
Ulster - CUL n aboot it, ir indeed why dae wae naw start scrievin in it inst
Ulster - CUL mair nir proud o, but why dae wae naw pit wur language tae tha
Central - SECid tae watch forfar n lithgae wae no commentary - naw am no in
Central - GLA paigns. Tried tae appease mae wae throwin dough at it. It’s a
Ulster - CUL gither. Mann they scunner mae wae thaur gran words o hollow sup
Central - LAL od grant her some relief frae wae.
Central - SEC an sauf frae wae an herm.
Central - WCE eid the day, juist Plain, Sae wae a nod tae Rabbie,
Ulster - CUL etin shud bae postpone't, tae wae hae adoptet mair energitic re
Central - SEC he's enjoyin the music tae wae the wey he's noaddin his heid
Ulster - CUL gs A use't tae know. Wait tae wae see: Fower fives ir twalve, a
Ulster - WUL Ah'Il lee yae wae a broken heart.
Central - EDN de that ‘’Ah kin cure yae wae ma eyes shut’’ vibe and t
Central - GLA r minute then, ah want tae be wae her again fur a minute.’ he
Central - SEC ere and in nae time you'll be wae yur new family. They'll gee y
Central - EDN e, though. Ah’ve made peace wae the fact ah’ll git royally
Central - GLA over the fence n hide ma face wae ma tracky tap. "There's nae p
Central - SEC standin alone. Face tae face wae Aldo. Yae ken tell right awey
Central - GLA bly afore comin face tae face wae the beast that’s clawin the
Orkney - ORK Dae they brak the surface wae mighty roars
Central - EDN tae find sanctuary in a place wae four wahs and a roof. People
Central - LAL ma sketchbook - maisterpiece wae the lines coloured in.
Central - GLA s openin a boatle ay Bud Ice wae his teeth that he gies us afo
Central - GLA n check, an tae break the ice wae Damo an the rest ay the troop
Central - GLA ted oan the waw, ShITE OFFICE wae an arra pointin taewards a st
Ulster - CUL n this second edition o Alice wae hae correctet a number o erro
Central - GLA id the Dodo, pointin at Alice wae wan finger; an the hale pairt
Orkney - ORK I want tae dance wae you,
Ulster - WUL she wants him, in accordance wae hir plan,
Central - SECthe laddie hus been freelance wae the tiers m8 - the only yin
Central - SEC greater purpose and assurance wae every step.
Central - SEC auf ae her grew in confidence wae every wurd and symbol carved
Ulster - CUL st important piece o evidence wae hae hear't yit," said the Kin
Central - LAL aboot ma ain lack o patience wae fowk compared tae Nicola Stur
Central - WCEn shoud'nae stairt a sentence wae "and", tha's nae "proper quee
Central - GLA han ma Friday Feelin ~a force wae almost supernatural powers. M
Central - GLA ’ he sais. He rushes McDade wae the blade, drawin his airm ba
Central - LALleasing an album tae coincide wae his 80th birthday. Get tae .
Central - LAL LABOUR Party wha either side wae the Tories or abstain fae eve
Central - SECa roadblock on the ither side wae the polis lol
Central - GLA eur ay the Necropolis ootside wae the drizzled rooftops ay the
Central - SECtesers at the top but a agree wae bountys at the bottom - coco
Central - GLA assumption made that ah agree wae everythin he sais. Ah don’t
Central - GLA mindin me ay that day in Fife wae Scanlon; the day the motor fu
Central - GLA ah sais. He’s goat his wife wae him, she’s aw done up, pris
Central - SECe a c - no sure if ad manage wae oot a rest lol
Central - LAL tae the paper, fill the page wae the words that A choose,
Orkney - ORK nters use thur local language wae a full, crisp, confident voic
Central - GLA an broke aff a bit o the edge wae each haun.
Central - SECecor thats efter a wee selfie wae u afore the nxt match brother
Central - WCE an flushed it doon th cludgie wae nae mercy at aw! No wan bit,
Central - SECat you been causin a stooshie wae ma freends fae the rose - er
Central - WCE Carol stays in Killie wae her new dug Brian ‘n a wee
Central - GLA An keepie-uppie wae their fitba's.
Orkney - ORKxcuse tae hiv a peedie coorie wae the bairn an smell the tap o
Central - SEC re, as well. She's the lassie wae the animal print ootfit. Look
Orkney - ORK boat in Rousay, 'Tell Bessie wae ken she's no witch, no child
Central - LAL has jist sent me this photie wae a message sayin: "Went doon t
Ulster - BUL Late' (word tae stie wae ye).
Orkney - ORKnklin Post a photo o a Bonxie wae a random seabird as prey and
Central - GLA Ah wake wae a start, ma neck stiff an sor
Orkney - ORKwinder..whit wid we been like wae yin culture here. I can see i
Central - SEC ubber, sinking doon the spike wae a gentle hiss. Whenever that
Central - SEC rubber, sinkin doon the spike wae a gentle hiss. Whenever that
Central - SECnMusselburgh theres nae smoke wae oot fire but theres plenty da
Central - SEC y light oan the waw. She woke wae a clear heid, the sharp pain
Central - SWE iet in aside me suddenly woke wae a stert fur only the second t
Orkney - ORK A drystone dyke wae a gressy ditch
Central - GLA he strides back tae the table wae the drinks, confident an assu
Central - SEC r Craig returns tae the table wae three pints. As he places the
Central - SEC- al leave this on the table wae the turkey n awe the trimming
Orkney - ORK sheu wisna comfortable wae the questions,
Central - GLA ye’d be wrang. The trouble wae cunts like him is they put to
Central - GLA lastic chairs oot in a circle wae a table ae .snacks in the mid
Orkney - ORK@bluekirkhope Dinna middle wae a gös
Orkney - ORK nipe, in particular, struggle wae the frozen grunnd, and appear
Orkney - ORK and organise the rich jummle wae hiv cast on this page. Noo I
Central - LALnroots Looks like an arsehole wae dentures
Central - EDN ah dinnae need some ersehole wae a PHD tae tell me that ah’m
Central - EDN hud pulled through his battle wae Covid. God only kens how he
Central - SECors - ran the show at a game wae tranent - class
Central - SECam wet tae but ontae nxt game wae the umbrella - last 2 games
Ulster - CUL An hame wae steer, a merry crew,
Central - GLA he park evidently hittin hame wae him.
Central - SEC way - it will no b the same wae oot the big man lol
Central - GLA Scanlon’s staunin behind me wae a bag ay cans, laughin at ma
Central - GLA t behind me ready tae gore me wae they fuckin antlers.
Orkney - ORK Dinna daeve me wae thee speiran, bern.
Central - GLA But thay ding me wae haimers, the makars that made
Central - SEC get it. He's comin back haime wae me. Where he belongs."
Central - SEC66 get oot there in xtra time wae fire in eer bellies lads n b
Ulster - GUL Tae spend time wae the folk whan they're leevin,
Central - SEC way to being fecked big time wae her and her husband in name i
Central - EDN nce tae spend some alain time wae the wee man and hopefully gee
Central - EDN set oan huvin a smashin time wae Bruce despite no bein able ta
Central - GLA re sharin this moment in time wae him. Ah’d be oan ma waiy ta
Central - EDN spendin some yin oan yin time wae him and never huv ah needed t
Ulster - GUL Or whut aboot time wae yer Granny nor Granda?
Central - GLA acqueline an the weans, an me wae Stephanie an young Daniel, aw
Ulster - GUL . Stuart, ye lit a fire in me wae yer Poatry workshap an hae bi
Central - GLA as ah pass it by, startlin me wae the pronounced metallic doubl
Central - SEC dae. Pure lust. Undressin me wae her eyes, n that."
Central - GLA e empty tracksuits, leavin me wae the other two an their appare
Central - EDN he flight ae stairs leavin me wae ma heid spinnin and unable ta
Central - GLA pment!’ he sais, sprayin me wae the words. Nae danger man.
Central - GLA sel. Huv a line. Stevie, come wae me.’ Zander sais, comin fae
Central - LALr buy a tele that disnae come wae BBC built in. If we want the
Central - GLA Gesturin fur me tae come wae him, ah foallie him oot the r
Central - WCE st pals begged Livvy tae come wae them that night. Tae Bellshil
Central - EDN the maire she became overcome wae hysteria, the maire you wante
Central - LAL Unchancie brings its lanesome wae,
Central - WCE@Lenniesaurus Tha's me wae ma EDS!
Central - SEC he tells me wae a warm smile and a herty hand
Orkney - ORK face in batter? That fills me wae dreid!
Central - EDN d before ah ken it he hits me wae the results ‘’That’s no
Central - SEC She glares back at me wae a twinkle ae hope in her eyes
Central - GLA of her. She looks again at me wae a burnin contempt an continue
Central - EDN k as ah um, he gawps up at me wae unconditional love and gees a
Central - GLA She looks at me wae smoky, sultry eyes. She disna
Central - GLA oat a joab.’ He looks at me wae an intrinsic understaunin an
Central - SWE and beams a big smile et me wae aa six ae his teeth.
Central - SWE et, and he mimes Cheers et me wae a golden tin ae Ožujsko—Cr
Central - EDN ‘’Jist hit me wae it’’ ah tell him.’’ A
Orkney - ORK the West Mainland, present me wae a dilemma.
Central - LALHaggerty Ah'll awa an hae ane wae ye. Here's tae Dad ??
Central - GLA lked away, leavin Alice alane wae the Gryphon. Alice didnae muc
Central - SEC ldo and the borderline insane wae the wey he's turned oot. Ah'v
Central - GLA "Ye fine wae it the noo?" said the Caterpi
Central - LAL. Whit guid could ye hae done wae yon £12 billion ye squandere
Central - LAL ??. Oan sayin that,well done wae makin it a twofur fur the fam
Orkney - ORK @macleod_rpm Are you no done wae that bloody hoose yet!??
Central - GLA esay, whit ir your shoes done wae?" said the Gryphon. "Ah mean,
Central - LAL“Gone Wae The Wind” has Whit? ??. Gone
Central - LAL77650 Cowboys. Big John Wayne wae a' the wee laddies . Brillian
Orkney - ORK escape wae her life
Central - LALk already strugglin' tae cope wae this pandemic? Dis he ken he'
Central - GLA wardrobe. The broon envelope wae the money ah’d gied Tam’s
Central - GLA arpet underfoot is threadbare wae folds an tears in it exposin
Central - LAL A should share wae you aw ma thochts oan a year
Central - WCE A should share wae yous aw ma thoughts oan a yea
Shetland - SHD Na, what are wae?
Central - SEC everyboady that comes in here wae their compassionless eyes. Th
Central - GLA Ah headed doon here wae ma bass guitar, a bag ay clae
Central - GLA nah! Ah wish ye wir doon here wae me! There's nae mice in the a
Central - GLA eh? Ah used tae come up here wae ma da an ma uncle Jim fishin
Central - GLA bloody place an get oer here wae they drinks.’ ah sais tae h
Central - LALd their holidays tae be there wae us. Aye had a braw time. Geor
Central - SECseen a scottish cup tie there wae meadowbank n aberdeen - o ha
Central - GLA gettin me gaun a wee bit here wae the stern schoolmistress rout
Central - EDN hile ah’ve hud tae sit here wae the patience ae a fuckin sain
Central - GLA ts. ‘That cunt - him there wae the Fred Perry polo shirt -
Central - SEC Jim Spence is standin there wae Aldo. Who's aw but booncin as
Central - GLA 'Wit wur yi dain in there wae that cunt anyways?'
Central - LALauf look stupid staunin there wae that tuxedo and white tie".
Central - LALauf look stupid staunin there wae that tuxedo and white tie".
Central - GLA hat Derek prick, sittin there wae his floppy fringe, tappin his
Central - SECobertmdaws aye a wis up there wae the best brother!
Central - SEC guys - plenty pitches there wae a guid view lol
Orkney - ORKye, I hid many daeleens there wae some very fine folk o the Sto
Central - SEC a decent couch. Ah sit there wae ma bowl ae Coco Pops whilst a
Central - GLA tae dae anyhin bit sit there wae its mooth open, gazin up at t
Central - GLA fuck ye dain runnin oot there wae yer scarf oan? Ah wis just st
Central - SECnae pressure - get oot there wae fire in your bellys - n dae
Central - LALy. Is there onybody oot there wae their lugs oan?
Central - SEC its gonna b heevin thru here wae oor brothers fae the west -
Central - SEC awe - a kin get in anywhere wae the richt heedgear lol
Central - GLA land. Christ, Arthur, ye were wae me maist ay the time.’
Central - SECwhits the score wae this lockdoon fae awe oor bro
Central - SECdinburghpaper whits the score wae the stock cars big man? your
Orkney - ORK fe haed sheu fixed Dumbledore wae such a piercan stare as sheu
Orkney - ORK the folk gaan back an fore wae the kelp wark an the fishin.
Orkney - ORK or some boats hed come ashore wae big haals o' codlins and hadd
Central - GLA batter intae the joab centre wae minutes tae spare. The securi
Central - SEC nd scratched in her signature wae a final flourish. But efter a
Central - GLA ‘Aye it fuckin is, you’re wae the rest ay they bead rattlin
Central - GLA them up. It fails in any case wae McDade seemingly resolutely s
Orkney - ORKing, it's "as common as Geese wae bare feet" in the hills aroun
Central - LALsMcEleny Ah'll be haein these wae ma pineapple and cheese pizza
Central - GLA bubble where he’ll moralise wae other middle class wankers. T
Central - GLA ar. If St. Johnstone equalise wae us noo, an it ends that waiy,
Orkney - ORK d is heavy, acidic, and dense wae clay. It’s weet and cowld,
Central - SEC ickin time bomb. Ah kin sense wae the tension fillin up in the
Central - SEC sel practically nose tae nose wae this stylishly dressed woman
Central - GLA ipe the blood aff ma ain nose wae ma sleeve n take a drink ae m
Central - GLA came up tae a neat wee hoose wae a bright brass plate oan the
Central - GLA s it for us. We had the hoose wae oor ain gairden and we were h
Central - WCE picked up, houndin the hoose wae ery creak, followt by a crack
Central - SEC en that ah came tae yur hoose wae the best ae intentions. But s
Central - SEC re prospect ae wipin his erse wae oor dreams and aspirations ae
Central - LALae see a face tae face debate wae him and Nicola. He'd need tae
Central - EDN etty sure ah’ve goat a date wae a boax ae Kleenex this Saturd
Central - GLA ngs; a leccy bill ah wis late wae an ah gave Jacquie fifty quid
Central - SEC a stocky Russian, complete wae the build ae a boaxer. He doe
Central - GLA n under ten minutes, complete wae said rucksack full ay hauf-in
Central - GLA mountaineer's jakit, complete wae storm flaps, a map pocket n G
Central - GLA e scoopin his pal - complete wae egg shaped lump on his heid -
Central - GLA hey’re tryin the same shite wae his auld man an ye just need
Central - SECacey lookin forrit tae 2 nite wae the crazy crew - bring it on
Central - SECjust in and what a nite wae big john/brandon/graham fae n
Ulster - BUL ff Bab’s hokin doag a snite wae the blakthoarn. (Weetchils’
Central - SECagain - defo a big favourite wae the motherwell fans
Central - GLA high an low, he hid tae write wae wan finger fir the rest ae th
Central - GLA treet an walkin aboot ma site wae nae Peeeeee Peeeeee Eeeeeeee,
Orkney - ORK@shonamain Yaas! Vote wae thee feet!
Orkney - ORKh’m cheust seen #RebelTongue wae @Historic_Ally. Thowt hid wis
Central - GLA "Cannae argue wae that," said the Duchess: "fla
Central - EDN fact! cunts yae cannae argue wae.’’
Central - GLA wey aw these creatures argue wae ye. It'd drive ye aff yer hei
Central - GLA Alice couldnae really argue wae this, so she tried anither ta
Central - GLA suppose. Cannae really argue wae that. ‘Who wis the big fell
Orkney - ORK wark wis noo set tae continue wae the guid wather that they hop
Central - LALso he had something tae leave wae
Central - LALs must be birlin in his grave wae the knowledge that he's deid
Central - GLA place aroon her beeame alive wae the stringe creatures o her w
Central - GLA in sunlight, vibrant an alive wae the Saturday mornin bustle ay
Central - GLA appens, ye’ve goat tae live wae it. That’s aw ye kin dae.
Central - LALr says "Wid YOU want tae live wae somebody wha sits aboot in th
Orkney - ORK Of coorse wha I live wae his likely influenced me musi
Central - GLA hat a pub should be expansive wae lots ay room for patrons tae
Central - SEC l tae even remain competitive wae the bookie when it's suttin c
Orkney - ORK An you Ah'll love wae aa me haert
Doric - DOR wis, aye wis loving, in love wae you......
Central - SEC And they're too much in love wae thumselves tae even notice wh
Central - LALk o the same sex bein in love wae each ither. HELLOOOOO ITS 202
Central - LAL inks Ah’m awh ready in love wae her, n whit’s a boy tae do?
Central - SEC ou wur in fact deeply in love wae someboady. But it's too late,
Orkney - ORK ye, Olivebank butchers! Serve wae mashed tatties and a dram o O
Orkney - ORK the ideal introduction. Serve wae clapshot, and pair wae Scapa
Orkney - ORK Whit tae serve wae such a glorious dish
Ulster - CUL I milk’t kye wae a sister o’ mine,
Ulster - CUL He had a wye wae bastes an’ things, but ye n
Ulster - CUL e on noo, stan up for tha wye wae taak an let tha wurl see that
Central - WCE s an ah ayeways woke up froze wae fricht, efter it whispered ta
Central - GLA is stampin aboot shoutin "Oaf wae his heid!" or "Oaf wae her he
Central - GLA 'He's murderin the time! Aff wae his heid!'"
Central - GLA Suppress him! Pinch him! Aff wae his whiskers!"
Central - GLA ty," said the Queen: "so, aff wae-"
Central - SECnyrigg - just get pissed aff wae awe the attention kelty get -
Central - SEC ammies. She dried herself aff wae a towel as she couldnae risk
Central - WCE ae git ma heid tain clean aff wae ma wife. A wiz really gutted
Orkney - ORKeed. Thoo could mibbe wun aff wae caain it 'research'
Central - EDN oaffice again. Wur facin oaff wae yin another, yin final time.
Doric - DOR Surely he wid be better aff wae a sail
Central - GLA t Doc. She’ll be better aff wae me anywaiy, Ah’ll look efte
Ulster - GUL Fur A set aff wae Digger the dug here,
Central - GLA ot. Cuttin a corner ay it aff wae his penknife that’s lyin oa
Central - WCE Tim wis froze stiff wae shoack. He wis horrified.
Central - SEClot brother n a feenished off wae the camelon game 2 night - n
Central - SECry one else to get ripped off wae the polis - the fm n the tor
Central - SECywalker_10 totally pissed off wae it noo m8 - any recommendati
Central - GLA sais tae him afore fuckin off wae it, laughin tae themsels whil
Orkney - ORK "If wae go tae id right awey, no whin
Ulster - CUL wi'oot attendin tae hir, "if wae had the dorr baetween is, fur
Central - SEC in tae swing oantae the shelf wae aw its bein, but still it cou
Central - SEC huv yae no?" She shat herself wae that, ah swear. Thoat some di
Central - SEC ae no?’’ she shat herself wae that, ah swear. Thoat some di
Central - SWE an ee pulled oot a kerry-bag wae somehin in it an goes:
Central - SWE up and tane his big IKEA bag wae him and made straight fur a c
Central - GLA , haundin him the freezer bag wae his gear.
Central - SEC do, that boay's comin" ah beg wae him.
Ulster - GUL arl an a lovely big ducks egg wae a mug o tae an got stuck in..
Orkney - ORK They set an they jig wae thir pertners an ithers,
Orkney - ORK They set an they jig wae thir partners an ithers -
Central - GLA ilyn Munro aw oer thum, alang wae a leather jayket. She’s goa
Central - GLA The warmth ay the tea alang wae the heat fae the fire helps m
Central - GLA groan goes roon the pub alang wae subsequent mumblins aboot the
Central - GLA who’s shakin her heid alang wae her pal, tryin tae protest.
Central - GLA owl doon in front ay me alang wae the tea, ‘Another three bow
Central - GLA s up the bottle ay wine alang wae his bag. ‘Awright troops! G
Central - LALor maist o' ma research alang wae auld church records and info
Central - GLA d intae the room, laugh alang wae him; wan ay they sycophantic
Central - GLA , so ah startit laughin alang wae him, ye know, nervously.
Central - GLA lingin it oan the flair alang wae the rest ay shite lyin aboot
Central - GLA hosen field.’ he nods alang wae me in complete agreement. ‘
Central - SEC are feet. Her heid still rang wae the eerie sound ae thur whist
Ulster - CUL e English. What wud bae wrang wae spakin English in tha clessro
Ulster - CUL ans, thaur wus somethin wrang wae ye.
Ulster - CUL l him there wus onythin wrang wae daein it. An nether there wus
Doric - DOR summin's wrang wae us if we dinnae hae it,
Central - GLA hit the bloody hell’s wrang wae ye these days? Yer no lookin
Central - GLA kin copper. An whit’s wrang wae Pebbles?’ Ged sais, genuine
Orkney - ORK Fingers numbing wae the sinking sun
Central - GLA that wee hing wae the short skirt an the broon
Central - SEC ath stares. That wis the hing wae ae him. He wis too unpredicta
Orkney - ORK Wan thing wae can be sure o noo whin kye go
Central - GLA g though. A huge fuckin thing wae antlers an that, an it charge
Central - GLA ma legs were still trembling wae the nerves. Da sent me oot an
Central - LALwid advise onybody struggling wae depression and/or anxiety dis
Central - LAL it an woke up in the morning wae ma han stuck tae ma hair. Tae
Central - GLA Hardly in keeping wae Tindal’s vision for the mod
Central - SECe employees r vehicle sharing wae nae masks on lol get oot n en
Central - LALeople alone. Your interfering wae their highly complex death an
Orkney - ORKnd o the day family gathering wae tea, bere bunno, fancies. Hid
Central - LAL refugee bairns fae reuniting wae their parents and families. G
Central - LALhuggin and kissing and mixing wae each ither every chance they
Central - LALe plan that awe changed.Along wae Oor 12th Man We’re gonna wi
Central - SEC pencil case oot ma bag. Along wae a jotter that ah quickly scri
Central - SEC he coffee table, likes. Along wae a see-through bag ae green. T
Central - AYR made the trio terrified along wae many ither wurds. Suddenly wa
Central - EDN fur a dug his size. And along wae his beautiful smooth black an
Central - LALbig fan an wid hae thum along wae a tattie waffle. Food o the g
Central - EDN dless chicken stutterin along wae nae sense ae direction.
Central - SEC and he comes swagerrin along wae a welcomin sight ae three cau
Central - EDN picnic and cauld drinks along wae a new baw fur me and Brucie t
Central - SEC it big time and is now along wae the former dentist - a compl
Central - SEC@OfficialQosFC fuck all wrong wae the big man m8 lol
Central - EDN ‘’There’s nuttin wrong wae that!’’
Central - SEC n tae figure oot what's wrong wae the cunt."
Orkney - ORK Whit's wrong wae hopan?
Central - EDN oot. So, what dae hinks wrong wae me, then?’’
Central - EDN wey, what dae yae hinks wrong wae me?’’
Central - SECere playable - n whits wrong wae playin oan a waterlogged astr
Central - EDN ‘’What’s wrong wae you?’’ ah ask
Central - WCEther team. Guid luck tae yeah wae neil findlay.
Central - GLA "Each wae a lobster as a pairtner!" cri
Central - GLA eavy an a hauf ay Glenfiddich wae watter fur me. Tam’s usual
Central - AYR Made his erse cheeks clench wae fear;
Central - SWE e clouds. Ther wis a big loch wae widded islands
Central - SEC The big match wae Bonnyrigg Rose hus seemed tae
Central - LALTell ye’s folks, won a watch wae ma new gaff. No paying for a
Central - EDN me and Brucie tae play fetch wae. Now we’re loacked and load
Central - SECie btw - cannae beet a pitch wae a sea breeze - need a say ma
Central - SECayin oan a snow covered pitch wae an orange baw - aye its a sa
Central - SEC called aff a wet astro pitch wae a few puddles ffs lol
Central - SEC no available - get in touch wae jake moyes n danny howie - t
Central - SECe gyms r shut - get in touch wae the appropriate people who ma
Central - GLA wer this end, an come through wae ye. Right?’
Central - SEC "Oh wae is me" the staggie said
Central - LAL Git me up tae high doh wae yer bullshit that's, tae
Central - LALt the beach at @VisitPortrush wae Ma daughter and grandson.ende
Central - GLA bag that tied up at the mooth wae strings: intae this they pit
Central - EDN shes, as she covers her mooth wae her hand. ‘’We do expect
Central - SWE e, near cawin the heid aff mi wae his muckle big body bag. He s
Central - GLA win blood fae McDade’s beak wae a retaliatory blow. They stru
Central - GLA mooth enough fir it tae speak wae.
Central - SECluvin awe the flak wae ma posts about gyms gettin cl
Ulster - BUL e the oonfirmin he could crak wae a' kines, creeds an colours.
Orkney - ORK Come a wak wae me
Central - GLA n, bi the time he'd come back wae the Duchess, it'd disappeared
Orkney - ORK Wan more back wae thum, afore sheu could mind o
Ulster - GUL straight oot again...an back wae tha Sally rod...ye wee blirt
Central - GLA the flat ends up oan his back wae the couch oan tap ay him, wed
Central - GLA his da wavin a Union Jack wae an image ay Brian Laudrup pri
Orkney - ORK a shiny black wae a snowy white seam.
Central - GLA ed the interior ay a rucksack wae tin foil, then later, fae acr
Central - EDN t ready tae hae a hert attack wae the wey he clutches at his ch
Central - SECr puma brother - neck n neck wae adidas
Central - GLA e ay chipboard hoardin, thick wae layers ay illegible graffiti
Central - GLA hick heather an bracken slick wae mornin dew. It sucks an slurp
Central - GLA red facing brick wae stane copin.
Central - GLA dable enemies but A wid stick wae the mighty lion any day as op
Central - GLA any, he’s just gonae stick wae his wine. ‘Yous watch whit
Central - GLA ah wis even born. Dis a duck wae wan leg swim in circles?
Central - GLA heir heid. A licence tae fuck wae aw an sundry in the name ay e
Central - SEC y. Aldo's masterplan tae fuck wae Bonnyrigg's keeper hus proved
Central - GLA en light tae mercilessly fuck wae the subject, rampin up the an
Central - LAL of the barrel...Best of luck wae whoever yeez go fur...cept th
Central - SECweer jist about up shit creek wae oot a paddle - kin wee nikki
Central - WCE e wintertime may yer lum reek wae somebody else's coal
Central - SWE We fun a bank wae some burras above a wee burn,
Ulster - CUL re noo-a-deys. Whiles A think wae ir mair in tha road nir onyth
Orkney - ORK the back o his neck. "I think wae'll hae tae knock her right oo
Orkney - ORK ? Bes kens. This week I think wae should try and gaether up som
Doric - DOR an wis mair like an ice rink wae aa the water splooshin aboot
Orkney - ORK A treveleen trunk wae aal wir things
Central - LALAye if a cannae see em, am ok wae em!
Orkney - ORK hich noo usually means a book wae contributions fae different w
Central - GLA A signin in book wae a biro cellotaped tae a bit a
Central - SEComg it wis a chinook wae 2 big swirling blades - dae
Central - GLA walk in. The hallway’s dark wae red an black striped wallpape
Central - SEC happened. Aldo zapped Mark wae the taser which sent him fitt
Central - SECstance well away fae the park wae ma mask oan n a stick tae the
Central - SEC oan a stroll through the park wae Brucie, ken? yin ae they'm wh
Central - LAL tell wan of the wumen A work wae @belfastairport .She knew nex
Central - LALuttering obscenities tae fowk wae nae mask and they dinnae ken
Ulster - GUL An tae treat ither fowk wae love an guid grace.
Ulster - BUL Whun a' bes ower, tae fang'l wae;
Doric - DOR an me, hysterical wae yer death-rattle-hum
Central - SEC we were aboot tae dae a deal wae Sotheby's. Insteed ah find oo
Central - LALman, they don't want tae deal wae him, he's already ragin the h
Central - GLA ickin yer oar in. Ah kin deal wae this ma ain waiy.’ he sais,
Central - EDN ‘’We aw deal wae grief in different weys, eh?
Central - GLA im. Better aff bein congenial wae the swine, rather than tell h
Central - SEC w player, ah even hud a trial wae the mighty Hibees. Aye, in an
Orkney - ORK ince and gravy is traditional wae haggis!) and pair wae Laphroa
Central - SWE Ma gumsy pal wae the beer’s workt oot quick
Central - SEC tammy oan n tickle ma isobel wae the pom pom in bed - nite ni
Orkney - ORK anted tae get some fish. Weel wae cunno be everywhar, they thow
Central - SECtorm m8 - its served me weel wae awe the fitbaw a go tae lol
Central - SWE s hauf five. A smother masel wae a pilla, but there’s nae po
Central - SWE the nines. Ye carried yersel wae a confidence that marked ye o
Central - LALBest that ye integrate yersel wae the locals and dae yer utmost
Central - LALBest that ye integrate yersel wae the locals and dae yer utmost
Central - GLA coil as it gags, chokin itsel wae its collar in its attempt tae
Central - GLA okin doon at the Moose's tail wae wunner; "bit how's it sad?" A
Central - GLA yin her hair intae a ponytail wae her free haun an jammin the d
Central - LALlondon tae enjoy the football wae ma pals, it’s all I could’v
Central - GLA sed bit ae ground, a wee wall wae a muddy puddle on it. Everycu
Orkney - ORKwhite fat on them and to hell wae the diet!!??????
Central - GLA d say. It’s hard tae tell wae these cunts right enough.
Central - GLA ething tells me aw is no well wae him. Ah’ll leave it fur the
Central - LALight jist afore ah became ill wae the covid. When they telt me
Central - EDN freezes up and his eyes fill wae water. Then his boattom lip s
Central - GLA me. The wee man’s eyes fill wae salt watter an ah imagine the
Central - LALthe first time fae ah wis ill wae the dreaded covid. Despite ma
Central - GLA . Ah wish ma Jeanie wis still wae me, then we’d huv moved awa
Central - GLA it goes, smashin Tam’s bool wae a glancing blow, sendin it fl
Central - GLA maw, Angela, went tae school wae his maw, Alice. The two ae th
Central - SEC unt Mario. He went tae school wae her. His family own a chain a
Central - LALe fella sitting oan the stool wae a box o' bluebell matches. #h
Central - SEC Fareweel, ma freens! A'm wae tae grieve ye,
Central - SEC I'm wae on the banes o aa the plain f
Orkney - ORK And noo, here I am wae you, Bessie, in God's hoose -
Orkney - ORK An noo, here I am wae you, Bessie, in God's hoose -
Central - GLA came up the road, bringin Tam wae me, wae the promise ay gien h
Central - GLA t runs doon ma back in tandem wae ma racin thoughts as tae whit
Central - LALp ps1’s for folk n load them wae games, there was always a ps1
Central - SWE ause there’s no yin ae them wae a guid enough aim!
Central - GLA aiy Jeanie used tae make them wae the good butcher’s steak li
Central - GLA aiy Jeanie used tae make them wae the good butcher's steak link
Central - SECthing al dae is make awe them wae the smarmy comments famous on
Orkney - ORK turned on them wae scorn
Central - LAL in. Aye happy tae shair them wae ma pals but kept the vinegary
Central - GLA ck Turtle, who looked at them wae big eyes full ae tears, bit s
Central - GLA m, stabbin an slashin at them wae the blade. A wummin an her we
Central - GLA n his knee, an lookin at them wae
Central - GLA ’d like tae see any ay them wae a big bloody reindeer chasin
Central - SECin noo that flushin ma system wae pints oh lager helps - burp
Central - GLA bitty nervous. A reassure him wae a friendly bit ae chat. 'Fanc
Central - EDN commotion. ‘’Look at him wae those rogue eyes. He has no s
Central - SEC er. It really does inject him wae an adrenaline rush. Attemptin
Central - EDN is still filled tae the brim wae a sense ae baith fear and par
Central - LALrent than a multi used condom wae a talking spunk bubble
Central - LALhoose spiders or be in a room wae wan!
Central - GLA . We're tucked intae the room wae nae windae, aw sittin roon a
Central - GLA the speaker, fillin the room wae mad exotic jungle sounds mess
Central - SEC d. Silence casts oor the room wae me and Craig gein him the mor
Orkney - ORK crashed towards the cloakroom wae a muckle safety preen
Central - GLA r that leads tae another room wae nae windae. We brought a few
Central - GLA m intae the court, erm-in-erm wae the Dormoose. "Fourteenth ae
Central - SWE ave fir a mental thunderstorm wae hail lik gowf baws and flash
Central - SEC e gid news is that here ah um wae ma very ain piece ae paper. B
Orkney - ORK theran in crops", an the sæm wae German "herbst". So ær we sp
Orkney - ORK An wae that they bawth tak a drink
Ulster - GUL An wae them they tuk a boul wheen o
Central - GLA d hiv a heid fir figures!" An wae that she stairtit nursin her
Central - GLA red effect, an emboldened, an wae renewed vigour, he’s away t
Ulster - CUL ud hae bin a rd rose-tree, an wae putt a white yin in bae mista
Central - GLA e! A bairnsang story take, An wae a gentle haun
Ulster - CUL dear! Come on baak agane, an wae'll taak nae mair aboot cats,
Central - GLA tures ay habit, Tam and I, an wae names like Coyle and O’Henr
Ulster - CUL a sigh: "it's aye tay-tim, an wae hae nae time tae waash the th
Central - GLA snae stuck in a time warp, an wae mare poncy, yuppie cunts, the
Orkney - ORK rcy thir wis a hose handy, an wae hid tae hose doon both man an
Orkney - ORK The Guidman keepit her gaan wae cuttit tang tae fill her cubb
Orkney - ORK Can wae ca um the Earl o hael Faether
Orkney - ORK flames dancan wae abandon
Orkney - ORK . Mr Dursley couldna be daean wae folk that dressed in queer cl
Doric - MNA k mowser. Puir Suzy. Dowie an wae, she treetled aff tae see Nel
Central - LAL wis feart he wad be dowie an wae whan she telt him thay haed c
Central - EDN er. Somethin vocal, female an wae wis whit he wintit. Some o Ma
Central - LAL sel, ay, an tuim's ma dule an wae
Central - LAL irdit me tae dree sic dule an wae.
Central - LAL ns, but maistly aboot dule an wae. Syne there are baloos for ba
Central - EDN Which leaves me sittin alian wae only ma increasingly deranged
Central - SEC . Gittin pumped by an Italian wae a huge cock, is she?"
Orkney - ORK The sky is tinglan wae stars;
Orkney - ORK Birlan wae th' wather
Orkney - ORK Keep on birlan wae the wather.
Central - SEC rugged n streetwise n a man wae a hert as big as the toon air
Orkney - ORK The Man Wae the Caulifloor Nose and the T
Ulster - CUL hing so much as an owl wumman wae a stray erse.
Ulster - CUL Hatter buttet in. "Come on an wae'll aal move on yin place."
Orkney - ORK Oan wae ye! Git gaan.
Central - LALCScotNine @jamesbundy Jog oan wae yer yella jumper.. “me, me,
Central - SECtae bring big andy caroll oan wae 10 seconds tae go wis a joke
Orkney - ORK - me father's tales, plooan wae Clydesdales - prood
Central - GLA ertin his gaze an kerries oan wae whit he wis sayin, ‘He sais
Central - SEC Aldo continues oan wae his tirade. "A couple's night
Central - GLA He just gets oan wae it; just lives his life; he j
Central - GLA h goat oot ay bed an goat oan wae makin the soup ah’d startit
Central - GLA y different. Ye just goat oan wae it.
Central - GLA ght think that ah’d get oan wae him then, another workin clas
Central - GLA n the other dafty tae get oan wae it.
Central - GLA How’d young Daniel get oan wae his joab he wis startin?’ T
Central - GLA he procrastination an get oan wae the overdue task at haun –
Central - GLA Ah’m awright. Just get oan wae it Coyle’ he answers a bit
Central - AYR The moarra ah’ll git oan wae work
Orkney - ORK gossipan wae the weeds.
Ulster - CUL is affen mair in oor heids an wae dinnae gie a thocht for cratu
Ulster - GUL Wae wounds an wae scars, that they'd niver get
Orkney - ORK A'm sittan wae me seween on me lap
Central - SEC a kind offer o a len o a van wae ladders n a pair o binoculars
Central - GLA an unprecedented season; wan wae the opportunity tae stoap the
Orkney - ORK anna baet a freshly baked wan wae a cup o tea and a read o the
Central - GLA re’s the other wan, the wan wae the eye?’ Tam sais.
Central - GLA aer the years, bit never wan wae a neck like that! Aw, naw! Ye
Central - GLA n. Get them up here. That wan wae the broon hair’ll take it a
Orkney - ORK for playan wae the fairies.
Central - LALidie in goat thur photie taen wae thur dug an thur wean. Did ye
Ulster - BUL The lang road's taen wae dream an doot
Central - LALneighbour’s son, nae the een wae the gammy leg, the ither een
Central - SWE e spy loves young dream, then wae a wink and a shrug o the shoo
Central - SECrley - he got a selfie taken wae her at the sky call centre at
Central - SEC dy is at the door. And ah ken wae the gentle tappin ae the lett
Central - GLA Ah wedge the hoardin open wae ma fit an squeeze masel throu
Central - GLA haun an jammin the door open wae her leg. Aw while directin tw
Central - GLA osed oer but the hasp is open wae nae padlock oan it. Ah climb
Central - GLA The door bursts open wae a boot fae the other side an
Central - EDN through what needs tae happen wae ma personal belongins and the
Central - LALat tell her wits gonny happen wae major storylines in programme
Central - EDN st tae git me doon here. Even wae that ah hud a nasty incident
Central - SEC ts geein her a batterin. Even wae crackin up the volume ae the
Central - GLA wi mer important matters wen wae met. A wiz watchin yae. Diges
Central - SWE wisnae: there’s a big sign wae ma bus company’s name on it
Central - WCE his manager ah'd hud a run-in wae
Central - SEC d now ah'm finally oan ma ain wae Justine. Ah decide tae throw
Central - GLA up the gear, ah could be dain wae a straightener if this cunt i
Central - GLA e tae watch whit ye were dain wae them.’
Central - EDN a ear drums are rattled again wae that same nippy bangin. Oddly
Central - LALhere we go again wae the 'scotland voted against i
Central - LALBack playing the soccer again wae a solid 40 mins in comeback n
Central - GLA draws them briskly shut again wae an air ay indignation. Bloody
Central - GLA up fae ma seat oan the train wae the rest ay them as the train
Ulster - BUL e heid bak, thrapple thrabbin wae
Central - SECir that yin so a kin blend in wae the greenerie lol
Central - GLA ss wis the Hatter. He came in wae a teacup in wan haun an a pie
Orkney - ORK nd noo, owre tae Jim McGuffin wae the waathir. Gaan tae be any
Central - GLA it nervous aboit it tae begin wae, the twa creatures goat that
Central - LALohnson's suit jaicket? Boggin wae dandruff and auld hairs. Luck
Central - SEC orners ae the planet. Bringin wae thum apples fae New Zealand o
Central - EDN times he’s left me cringin wae the wey he lits other dugs do
Central - GLA ore the full place is hoachin wae it. Market forces man.
Central - SWE e day, so the bit’s hoachin wae a fresh batch ae sightseers a
Central - GLA uld cunt.’ he sais, laughin wae his pal an pointin tae the pl
Central - GLA through the air afore smashin wae a crushin impact intae the si
Central - GLA ah’ve been staiyin. Crashin wae an auld mate, Damo.
Central - SWE ms foldit, and she says suhin wae a grin tae either me or the d
Orkney - ORK Whin wae wir kids doon on the ferm,
Ulster - CUL "Whin wae wur wee," the Mock Turtle sai
Orkney - ORK puir times right enouch, whin wae hear thir sayings that hid wi
Orkney - ORK ibbe a lot o' stoit, bit whin wae wir oot in the hairst an the
Central - SEC Barrens’’ ah say. Shakin wae laughter whilst takin stock a
Central - EDN iffle. ‘’They’re fuckin wae ma eyes’’
Central - SEC first ah thoat he wis fuckin wae me, but yince ah could see hi
Central - SEC "Ah'm jist fuckin wae yae. Any winners theday."
Central - GLA tropical jungle. He's walkin wae his tail between his legs. Mc
Central - GLA There's only a granny walkin wae a wean in a pram n a taxi pic
Central - GLA t it’s splutterin an chokin wae the pressure oan its throat b
Central - SEC h ae they'm laughin and jokin wae an aulder couple ah assume, t
Central - GLA snae know who you’re workin wae. Think it would be for the be
Central - GLA at wis who he’s been workin wae but ah mind ay the boay noo.
Central - GLA somethin that involves workin wae yer hauns. No feart ay a bit
Central - GLA en hid only wan wey ae dealin wae difficulties, sreat or sma. "
Central - SEC raw this is Aldo we're dealin wae, and absolutely anyhing is po
Central - GLA p them waitin. We’re dealin wae a Coyle here. The fuckin seco
Central - SEC their dealin wae human beins and no jist anoth
Central - GLA n asked ye tae. Ah wis dealin wae it.’
Central - SEC ght ae the fact ah wis dealin wae a boay who cheered when Musta
Central - SEC Marvin ken that he’s dealin wae me, now.
Central - GLA Howdlin wae the stove, ah'll waucht ma wi
Central - GLA ess bastarts that ur wrestlin wae a three-piece suite, tryin ta
Central - EDN ingly the streets are bustlin wae shoappers. Some are busy bein
Central - GLA tside, the street’s bustlin wae folk headin hame fae work, pr
Central - AYR en thon blin man, cam rattlin wae his tin,
Central - EDN en charges at me, eh? Brimmin wae a new lease ae life. He soon
Central - SEC , eh? cunt is clearly brimmin wae a sense ae pride. Like a cat
Central - GLA me is. A wee waif like wummin wae long, silver hair that draps
Central - GLA ah've talked her intae comin wae me. We're hunkered doon in th
Central - GLA he lets it go. ‘Ye no comin wae me?’ ah sais, but there’s
Central - LALund oot whit’s been happenin wae awe the knocked aff farm equi
Orkney - ORK n at the fireside o' a evenin wae ony veesitor comin in an feel
Central - GLA urther up the slope diggin in wae ma heels fur traction.
Central - GLA t wantin a quiet wee efternin wae Tracey. Mibbe get somethin ta
Central - GLA ain at hauf six in the mornin wae only the alien sound ay somet
Central - GLA moment or two, afore returnin wae aplomb as ah break the surfac
Central - GLA hit happened. Ah mind staunin wae Scanlon an the boay, Danny Co
Central - SWE The wee wummin’s staunin wae her erms foldit, and she says
Central - SEC akin ma remark seriously goin wae the wey their aw laughin. But
Central - SEC . ‘Dae ye want tae sleep in wae us the nicht, sweethert?’
Central - GLA t weekends our area is jumpin wae polis, aw lookin tae bust yi.
Central - SWE up some rods an we hud a spin wae a Toby, an him an Da wheeched
Orkney - ORK s me palm wi silver an yir in wae a chance
Orkney - ORK s me palm wi silver an yir in wae a chance
Central - GLA ah’m dain here, fraternisin wae you, ya bint?
Ulster - GUL Then risin wae the birdsong,
Central - GLA d exotic jungle sounds messin wae ma buzz afore Breaking into H
Central - LAL... ??????. Nah hen, it’s in wae the rest of the frozen butche
Central - GLA . .’ he sais, gesticulatin wae the bottle ‘that’s oan me
Central - GLA son, died ye see. He goat in wae the wrang crowd an started me
Central - GLA Ah kin hear him remonstratin wae Pearcey who presumably has fo
Central - GLA p. There's trainers connectin wae ma face n body. A feel a Rock
Orkney - ORK A scabby owld tin wae worn flooers, wance a tea tin
Orkney - ORK tang, bit they dudno meet in wae her o' the evenin.
Central - SWE artit haein me. She's greetin wae the pain, an Da's haudin ur
Orkney - ORK min tae the shop, they met in wae a low o folk comin an gaan ba
Central - GLA fuck it off tae go shopliftin wae them oot the toon.
Central - LAL it's fechtin wae black dugs yer're wantin tae
Central - WCE it's fechtin wae black dugs ye're wantin tae w
Central - GLA ter us n noo A wis in-fightin wae our elder wans. A'm a sonar p
Central - GLA hat scheme maw ah wis fightin wae last night.
Central - SECma personal trainer is waitin wae the group fir oor session -
Central - GLA affoldin is wrapped in nettin wae signage oer it, Jamieson Cons
Central - EDN At this point ah’m sittin wae ma hands in ma puss. Ma soul
Central - LAL artie later – Ah’m sittin wae a Pomeranian called Petta on
Central - GLA s maw, Trisha. She’s sittin wae a group ay her pals an eviden
Central - SEC y, that hunger tae dae suttin wae yur life. Gee it time, fur it
Central - GLA e Queen never left oaf arguin wae the ither players, an shoutin
Central - SEC tride across the grass, movin wae greater purpose and assurance
Ulster - BUL Yin wae the foggy grun,
Central - LALannae make oot whit yer sayin wae a' that shite in yer mooth
Ulster - GUL Niver tak yin wae ye,
Central - WCE seein Jim’s deid boady lyin wae his hert on the grun. But she
Central - GLA his baw aff him an were toyin wae him, passin it aboot between
Central - GLA We wander up the lane, buzzin wae the Friday Feelin, a force wa
Orkney - ORK cumented difference o opinion wae his BBC bosses aboot the acce
Orkney - ORKe reasonable an accommodation wae them. If hid wis in me pooer
Central - SEC rope me intae a conversation wae um.
Central - GLA e try tae ignite conversation wae afore buggerin aff as soon as
Central - SEC Memories. Thoan conversation wae Matty talkin aboot the auld d
Central - GLA ced, high stress conversation wae some other poor cunt. ‘Sorr
Central - GLA de an Pearcey in a flirtation wae the underbelly ay society.
Central - GLA illed us in oan his situation wae McNulty; how he’d ran up fi
Central - SEC He seems tae huv a connection wae that character Tuco. Ken, the
Central - SEC even dignify that suggestion wae a thoat. Never mind a fuckin
Central - SECthey still there - al b doon wae sum black bags lol
Central - EDN me are busy bein weighed doon wae heavy lookin bags. While othe
Ulster - WUL Washed doon wae a bottle o' tay.
Central - LALe a field tae rin up and doon wae a wee flag and whistle.
Central - GLA at, an she tried tae lie doon wae wan elba gainst the door, an
Central - LAL so, coorie doon wae me, ma love, ma jo, ma greate
Central - GLA ore pullin the door back doon wae a screetch. ‘Ye want a drin
Central - EDN he drawers and wash thum doon wae a cup ae water. This bein ma
Central - SEC er whether it wis pishin doon wae rain and no even the sight ae
Central - GLA jumpin aff. Hie takes JP doon wae him. It's a fuckin free fur a
Central - GLA positions, fawin further doon wae each wrang step they take. Ma
Central - SEC ar. And if the cat comes doon wae anymaire Cornavirus symptoms
Central - GLA r said anyhin; she'd sat doon wae her face in her hauns, wunner
Central - EDN dy who’s aboot tae sit doon wae the doactur tae receive a dia
Central - GLA We sit doon wae oor drinks at the windae ay t
Central - GLA s stripped fae the waist doon wae his troosers tied roon his ne
Ulster - GUL A wus a wain A loved gan roon wae Mae Mither tae see mae wee gr
Central - LALrn oan CBeebies and watch yon wae yer grandweans. Its like yer
Central - GLA ey'd the sense they wir boarn wae, they'd take the roof oaf." E
Central - SWE ed. Six months in the Western wae a fractured skull. It's no ex
Central - SWE Jack he'd been cried, a bairn wae sic fiery a heid o hair the l
Ulster - CUL n thaur een, jest an oul girn wae very little schulin an o nae
Central - SECdoon as well - time the born wae a spoon in there mouth learne
Central - SEC hate. Someboady who wis born wae a silver cock in his mooth. T
Doric - DOR caress ma neck fan aa return wae empty nets, an
Central - SWE A hole in the grun wae a wee bit chanty roon it, but
Central - GLA the place, pepperin the grun wae a light coverin. A wee sparra
Central - SECn the banking enjoyin the sun wae ma best pal by ma side wis ba
Central - LAL Looks down wae sneering, scornfu view
Central - LAL O wae, for the bastle o the widland
Central - LAL O wae be tae the orders that mairch
Central - SEC "O wae's me on yer auld pow,
Central - LAL e mair I wis owercome wi unco wae. Yet I thocht tae speir ae th
Doric - DOR "Siccar, I'm unco wae," wes aa at Ailice cwid finn
Central - LAL people wandering aboot tesco wae nae mask, buying a carry oot
Central - LAL a tale o wae
Orkney - ORK But Ronnie Aim wid buy a go wae a Frys Chocolate Cream.
Central - GLA an she gestures fur me tae go wae her intae the flat. She’s w
Central - SEC ‘They want me tae go wae thum.’
Orkney - ORK Owld Pulteney – salt tae go wae the pepper
Central - GLA a time an ah might as well go wae them an dae a turn.
Orkney - ORK we still go wae horse an kert?
Doric - MNA y midnicht, a great skreich o wae an grue fulled the chaumer ti
Central - LAL er seen. Thare wisna a pick o wae or doul or hert-peitie ti tho
Central - GLA well, ye see? Ah couldnae, no wae whit’s been gaun oan, so ah
Central - GLA would just walk by yi, but no wae our two teams. "You that Azzy
Ulster - CUL Noo wae aa that aff mae chist, A wud
Central - SECm8 am virtually worldwide noo wae ma satellite receever a got a
Central - SEChere someone up there the noo wae a blowtorch thawing the senso
Central - SEC m8 am creesin masel the noo wae the responses - only a fifer
Central - SECey @stevie27boyo busy the noo wae stuff tae sort oot homewise m
Central - GLA the country’s regressin noo wae the resurgence ay the Labour
Central - LAL A jimp o wae aye lauchs,
Central - LAL The wecht o wae an grame it's warslin unner.
Central - LAL e wee prince. 'I am sair fu o wae.
Doric - DOR strang fur her and sae, fou o wae, she swam doon tae the den o
Central - EDN m entrustin either ae you two wae the only hing ah goat right i
Central - SECn the block tae dae the bizzo wae the rest o the silverware lol
Central - GLA hen ah get back fae the shoap wae the rolls (they two arseholes
Central - SEC ter and hurried oot the shoap wae his shiny silver cane in hand
Central - LALw hings fae ma wee pals shoap wae 50% aff ?? https://t.co/KrE6F
Central - GLA Alice; "an ah wish ye'd stoap wae aw the appearin an disappeari
Central - LAL! Bit a widnae like tae sleep wae at hing aboot..
Central - SECen jake wis joined at the hip wae dougie ross - ee live n lear
Central - SEC heday hus sent him oan a trip wae the fairies. Tae ma surprise,
Central - SWE tae pack fir a five-week trip wae jist a backpack fu o’ beach
Orkney - ORK ve seen and might also help wae makin searches a peedie bit a
Ulster - GUL "Ye may hit it a skelp wae the hemmer"
Central - GLA Up wae the birds, ah wis. Didnae sle
Central - GLA as he calls it, is boarded up wae steel shutterin, the windaes,
Central - LALa too slowly and feenished up wae a stiff neck
Central - GLA n ninety. That wis follied up wae a small European tour that ge
Central - EDN doors. The place is choked up wae folk like us, likes. Tae a ma
Central - GLA ay his NHS frames steamed up wae the strain ay his exertions.
Central - SECAFC @cdolan8 when u teemed up wae declan m8 ees were runnin rio
Orkney - ORK pumped up wae gret black drifts
Central - SEC it is - tbh youve popped up wae ur negativity richt in the mi
Central - SEC at the comment tbh - end up wae nae fitbaw at all - nae guid
Central - SEC d maist ae ma days tae end up wae fuck all. That's what aw thes
Central - GLA nother few boatles. Ah end up wae his an aw cos ah’m the only
Central - SEC .K Rowling. Who did ah end up wae? Some auld bam who made me re
Central - SEC pain caused Ailsa tae wake up wae a scream. Her fingernail had
Central - SEC e room they’d still wake up wae a start every time, but it be
Central - GLA hippy cunts ah think. Come up wae wheelbarras an that an dae an
Orkney - ORK hid even managed tae come up wae somtheen tae write.
Central - LALD a hud fun tryin tae come up wae fun wans!
Central - GLA eakin limbs unless ye come up wae their cash, daint ye?’
Central - GLA , eh?’ is aw ah kin come up wae an he fucks off, back oot int
Central - GLA wfy weary. "Kan ye no come up wae sumhin better tae dae," she s
Central - SECt a have no problem making up wae onybuddy - n shakin on it -
Central - SECl 2 nite for me - meeting up wae a good friend for a long over
Central - GLA . Ah’d managed tae catch up wae that burd, Tracey; the wan ah
Central - SECv alot oh fitbaw tae catch up wae - so it will jist b day trip
Orkney - ORK Afore the words even catch up wae ye.
Central - EDN ctivities eventually catch up wae the wee man and he zonks oot
Central - SECbig yin - hopefully catch up wae u sometime at a game fir sum
Central - LALms ever made, ye'd feenish up wae the Tory Party.
Central - SEC e, yer proponin I shid tak up wae my auld tutor, Buchanan, lang
Ulster - BUL sheets o roosted zinc, hel up wae binged sods an stanes, an tae
Orkney - ORK Tae eye them up wae a cocky glance
Central - GLA it first, then square him up wae the money at a later date. Ta
Ulster - GUL Or mebbe cum up wae a sang?
Orkney - ORK under metres or so, keepan up wae the tractor at twenty mile an
Orkney - ORK Wit er ye teen up wae him fur?
Central - GLA poun deal he's goat comin up wae some Korean computer chip out
Central - LALuv a look whit’s happenin Up wae The hammer chuckers ??. ??. ?
Central - GLA buggered if ah’m puttin up wae it! ‘See this man here, see
Central - SECo long moved there - gaun up wae a cuppla fish suppers fir a b
Central - GLA and said he couldnae keep up wae me in the park but wee Clyde
Orkney - ORK n that this year a'll keep up wae the gerdeen
Central - SEC couldnae help but no keep up wae the tradition. She wis fureve
Central - WCE ee them, she asked wit was up wae Livvy.
Central - GLA aw the claes. ‘Whit’s up wae ye pal? Yer no answerin yer p
Central - SEC ite band. A've been brocht up wae their tunes. A felt fair emot
Ulster - PUL a benefit o’ bein brocht up wae tha hamely tongue, thole mean
Central - LAL hud wan tae. Ah sooked it up wae thi hoovur.
Central - GLA an pivot it roon, linin it up wae the door ay the flat, ‘Righ
Central - LALland and Wales) gonnae pit up wae these Tories? Time for open r
Central - GLA ke tae be rude: so she pit up wae it as best she could.
Ulster - GUL l mate Diane. She haes pit up wae aa o mae nonsense an complain
Central - SWE ydebank Toon Haw wis fillt up wae evacuees. Da gote a haud a so
Central - GLA y gless. Ah sweep the rest up wae a dustpan an brush an pap it
Central - SWE ng what we’d had tae put up wae at hame, me and ma brithers.
Ulster - CUL n, big Darkie he catch’t up wae him an dunch’t him on the b
Central - GLA e.’ he sais, bangin the bar wae his haun, ‘ . . . two lager
Orkney - ORK been tae the toon in the car wae wir mither. She aalwis pat hi
Central - SEC re's a small cut near his ear wae some dried blood aroond it. T
Ulster - CUL "What metters it hoo far wae go?" haes scaaly freen replie
Central - SEC deny Aldo took hings too far wae the boays daughter but it loo
Central - GLA ile that ah’m mare familiar wae fae him an ah leave it there
Central - GLA "You!" said the Caterpillar wae contempt. "An who ir you?"
Central - GLA rin the best ae gear. Popular wae the lassies, hence the consta
Central - SEC e takers. Ah'd left ma number wae thum, likes. Efter they assur
Central - LALd going intae a double header wae Aberdeen without a gaffer. Fa
Central - SECa sensational dubble heeder wae nae fans - n quite rightly s
Central - GLA Sixty-three year auld Welder wae a gammy airm. Whit ah’m ah
Central - SEC So, ah took a dubious wander wae Aldo tae meet up wae Craigy a
Central - SECr fir ur news - snawed under wae hoosework here lol b oan
Central - SECular order - am snawed under wae games m8 - done 3 today ffs
Central - SEC citation better no interfeer wae ma fitbaw committments or a w
Central - AYR “1 in 4 folk suffer wae depression,
Central - GLA ke their eyes bright an eager wae mony a Stringe tale, mebbe ev
Central - SECu 2 n mines is a pint o lager wae a bacardi chaser - very apt
Central - GLA cunt at the rear: fat tadger wae a vintage, Rudi Voller styled
Central - GLA i Voller’s fat doppelganger wae the last ay the cutlery an ki
Central - GLA e, an seemed tae wink tae her wae wan ae its wee eyes, bit it n
Central - SEC game today and a wee blether wae an amatuer player at my other
Central - GLA k tae hiv anither wee blether wae her pal.
Central - EDN hat ah’ve ended her blether wae the other yin.
Central - LAL roukit bairns, held thegither wae duct tape an spite.
Central - WCE broukit bairns held thegither wae duct tape and spite
Ulster - BUL Pooin an pechin thegither wae a’ wer micht, we wun the sl
Ulster - BUL n brenches, tae rin thegither wae the lintmill’s tailrace bak
Central - LALdecided on whether tae bother wae a coupon the day or no
Central - SECye oor brian hus a bit bother wae his spelling at times - bles
Central - SECt whaes the cheeky wee fecker wae the checked shirt lol
Central - SEC ttacks huv been gittin darker wae each passin minute. It's pret
Orkney - ORK That's Nellie the tinkler wae haar pack
Central - GLA bein provided by Donna Summer wae I Feel Love.
Orkney - ORK Ah'm gaan fur me dinner wae a gruffalo."
Central - GLA oon the world three times oer wae the amount ay veins oan displ
Central - SECaddAth @keithburgess9 cheeper wae a campervan n park it doon at
Central - SECn you get a vegan fish supper wae vegan sauce n vinegar?
Central - SEC She wis walkin oan water wae his compliments, He hit aw th
Central - GLA tryin tae shield his lighter wae it, haudin it oot in front ay
Central - SEC lobster wae fine French wine. As fur the
Doric - DOR Efter Robert Seatter wae a nod tae Gertrude Stein for
Central - GLA ‘Whit’s the matter wae ye? A young cunt like you sho
Central - GLA ‘Whit’s the bloody matter wae you anywaiy?’ ah ask him.
Central - SEC@jackmoffat66 better wae jim reeves n frank sinatra m8
Central - SECrD_93 @chrisgordon1875 better wae a double decker jonny - dinn
Central - SEC@EamonnReynolds better wae dettel m8 its 99.9% effective
Central - LALblend! Brown chops, en cuvver wae sauce an simmer tae cooked! :
Central - SECllo - will a get pulled ower wae the polis - bring it oan psm
Ulster - CUL y non nucear. Jed's a widower wae yin daughter frae the union,
Central - SECkin lad n a big strong player wae a guid turn oh pace - double
Central - WCE@Lenniesaurus Yer wae tae young tae remember crysta
Central - SEC intae a blue widen airmchair wae his hands in his puss. Fae th
Central - GLA is runnin doon the danceflair wae yer tits oot an yer bra tied
Central - GLA . He’s sittin oan the flair wae his legs croassed, nae shirt
Central - GLA ae a wee gutter oan the flair wae a step in front, runnin the l
Ulster - CUL boot tha spellin for tha mair wae hae dictionaries an glossarie
Orkney - ORK haggis!) and pair wae Laphroaig for a bit o complem
Orkney - ORK clapshot, and pair wae Scapa the Orcadian single mal
Central - SWE ttie scone hingy fae a vendor wae a wee cairt on the main drag
Central - GLA -an rapped loodly at the door wae his knuckles. It wis opened b
Central - SEC y're better gittin fucked oor wae yin ae their ain than some to
Orkney - ORK gaes the tractor wae a roar and a
Central - SWE haw. It landit oan the flerr wae a mighty bang, landin exackly
Central - SECd so a doo noo - done a tour wae ma biker pals doon the area o
Doric - DOR f the boys, a scrawny craitur wae a permanent smirk oan his fac
Central - SEC ns tae the till. Mibbie she's wae on lattin on what scunnert sh
Doric - DOR As wae maist creative hings, iss pro
Orkney - ORK rived shortly eftir Christmas wae his Japanese digger tae dig o
Ulster - GUL orbye.Mae Mither wud shoot as wae went in tha dour...gaes tha b
Orkney - ORK But as wae aal ken, pride at times taks
Orkney - ORK Drivas wae hammer on anvil -
Central - SWE But Mr Gobbs wae the straightest face in the w
Central - SEC keiran - get oot there lads wae fire in eer bellys - its t
Central - WCE intae anywhere, or take kids wae them.
Orkney - ORK Stride through the fields wae aixes and wae swords.
Orkney - ORKgers were in the best o hands wae the Ranger service so Brian w
Orkney - ORK Spent lang enogh aboot hands wae Bonxies, but nivver been real
Central - GLA McGiver stands wae his back tae us, lookin oot t
Central - LALit by a bus". Neebur responds wae: "Ach weel . . looks arenae e
Central - GLA s as grim lookin as it sounds wae green streaks ay mossy stains
Central - GLA ind, ma heid joltin backwards wae the force as we walk doon the
Central - GLA ert oan the bank - the birds wae bedragglt feathers, the anima
Central - WCE's roothy, away tae the lords wae her ermine on?
Ulster - BUL Ower slunky words wae sure, licht fit
Central - SEComatic start al b huvin wurds wae rodderz lol
Central - GLA gin oan tae fragmented clouds wae great cinnabar fingers in a l
Orkney - ORK s. I felt like the bees knees wae me fancy hairdo. Thir wis lon
Central - SEC "He agrees wae me, by the wey" insists Aldo.
Central - GLA two cunts in the motor, ages wae us, Rangers scarfs adornin th
Central - GLA work an runnin doon the pages wae her gold ring laden, fingers.
Central - EDN ht be due tae ma many brushes wae lady law but ma policy hus al
Orkney - ORK sts delight in takkan selfies wae the arrow o the Twatt roadsig
Central - SECbtw - gotta luv thae gadgies wae the long dress n scarf n the
Central - EDN tae sit fit in paradise lies wae the kind herted Brucie. His s
Central - SEC ettin this boay’s debt lies wae Danny, and no me. Ah lay doon
Orkney - ORK Sheu lies wae the devil.
Orkney - ORK Sheu lies wae the devil.
Central - GLA huv tae take aw these stories wae a pinch ae fuckin salt. Most
Ulster - WUL ey've focht in mony countries wae al' thir Ulster guile,
Central - SEC men brother - there poosies wae padding lol
Central - LAL Clock they lassies wae the wee dugs? Westy says.
Central - EDN doon the park take liberties wae him. Naturally, of course, ah
Central - GLA wee tables wae decorative adornments oan the
Orkney - ORK And tak back the tangles wae'd gathered all winter?
Central - GLA min erupt in a fit ay cackles wae the exception ay Mary, who fl
Central - GLA s pupils ur huge; black holes wae their ain gravity pullin at m
Central - EDN kes. When his regular battles wae the cushions wis legendary ta
Central - EDN vivid memories ae his battles wae cancer wur plaguin ma mind. A
Central - SEC shuftie at auchinlecks games wae cumnock/pollok/beith etc - s
Ulster - GUL The times wae those ye miss,
Central - SEC Ah've been fucked maire times wae the bookie than a two quid ho
Central - GLA omfortin sensation that comes wae familiarity. Horizontal layer
Central - SEC need a say mair - same goes wae pie n bovril - folk said alo
Central - GLA anded a grass an aw that goes wae it, breeds apathy. Cunts ur r
Central - GLA He stares wae that blank expression oan his
Central - GLA ae ay shrapnel. It interferes wae the creative process, know wh
Central - LAL There's a lad lichtin fires wae matches he stole
Central - GLA oyant enthusiasm but gestures wae his fingers that he’ll be t
Central - SEC doon array ae cooncil hooses wae yur disposable Kodak. The sme
Central - SEC en hud a couple ae play dates wae that lassie Chrisitna and her
Central - SWE Pendicle Road, a set a gates wae gargoyles. Ee let Larsson an
Central - SWE we came tae these auld gates wae weird heids carved oan thum,
Central - SEC be honest. The place radiates wae a warm and welcomin vibe. Eac
Central - SEC ow ah shouldnae be best mates wae Aldo. Anytime his name came u
Orkney - ORK and pieces. First wan leaves wae a 'Cheerio'. The next wan it'
Ulster - GUL Maves wae it's nixt saison.
Central - LAL#taptip ye kno em bags wae a wee Mobile fone poacket oot
Ulster - GUL That brings wae it a skime o joy
Central - LAL ldnae be rough, and it brings wae it stuff that at present yer
Central - LAL lichts aff tae confuse laughs wae screams -
Orkney - ORK Is wae watch
Central - GLA ‘Thanks.’ she sais wae a smile afore turnin away, em
Central - GLA tes. You tae, bro!’ he sais wae the degree ay certainty only
Central - GLA ready a shitehole.’ he sais wae some perverse reverence.
Central - GLA n’s nearly done.’ he sais wae the sort ay impish smile that
Central - GLA uckin result mate.’ he sais wae a baleful grin, his eyes stil
Central - GLA s you, Mr. Coyle?’ he sais wae a smirk.
Central - GLA r the gaff, right?’ he sais wae some authority pointin tae th
Central - GLA oor company.’ Scanlon sais wae conviction.
Central - WCE rns she haes been bairnt, his wae kens nae boonds, an he waunne
Central - SEC e ae tune, likes. Ah ken this wae the wey he’s bobbin his hei
Central - WCE Wi aw this wae, it's hert-ruggin, tae, for t
Central - LALwil be so quick tae shower is wae fakery this time roon...
Central - LAL Cause there wasnae a crisis wae her,
Orkney - ORK Her laevan left is wae mixed feelings
Central - GLA the place; encrusted as it is wae two hunner years worth ay the
Central - GLA m tae the place, lit as it is wae festoons full ay dull lightbu
Central - AYR earit auld man, an my hert is wae... An thenk ye aa...' Thenks
Central - GLA v ye seen Pearcey yet? He wis wae us in the toilet. He hud a bi
Orkney - ORK "Oh aye he wis wae is for a couple o eer efter t
Central - SEC re ae toon 'Sicilia'. She wis wae some flash cunt cawed, Mario.
Central - WCE "Thought she wis wae you!" Liam and Lewis shouted
Central - LAL his face. Kate's faither wis wae for thair auld freind efterhi
Central - WCE The auld fellah that wis wae him,
Central - SEC ipin bastards that Aldo hinks wae his heid these days, no jist
Central - SEC d we’d marked oot his goals wae jaikets and bags. So, Robert
Central - SEClol look wee man pace eersels wae the pints then get oan the ni
Ulster - GUL She cut aff their tails wae a carvin knife
Central - WCEgmanay, we bring in the bells wae family. You might be tae warm
Orkney - ORK aboot Nixt Door’s problems wae thur dowter and hoo Dudley ha
Central - LAL I hope ye come tae terms wae whit yer conscience let ye do
Central - GLA enin it up an dabbin his gums wae it, chucklin tae himsel like
Central - GLA ight. He wis wan ae the weans wae their primary school uniform
Orkney - ORK n in the backhoose. He wakans wae a jolt is his wife comes up t
Central - GLA is a big substation, the wans wae the transformer n the DANGER
Central - GLA ‘Ah think that wans wae me.’ a voice comes fae behi
Central - LAL@RobertMiggins Wae a big dod o butter an some gr
Central - LAL Aw the big high heid yins wae the power tae mak laws
Central - SEC- its awrite for u yung yins wae eer ain teeth lol
Central - SEC Aldo then speedily returns wae the drinks and carries oan wh
Central - LALl He should really jine hauns wae Neil Oliver so ah can shout a
Central - AYR tae escape, taking their guns wae thaim. Thay bolted fur aboot
Central - GLA gittin proper cargos wae the troops. Everywan in schoo
Orkney - ORK Sleeps wae his glesses oan Under the bea
Central - SECtch eer ain fish n make chips wae tatties nicked fae a field lo
Doric - DOR oot fae the caul. Lockin lips wae ye wis sheer bliss, bit we wi
Central - SECcood aways huv sum boat trips wae ur pals lol
Central - LALeejits gaddin aboot the shops wae neither mask nor faceshield n
Central - EDN rs she’s bored me tae tears wae the same routine aboot choosi
Central - GLA noo. Ma mum's dabbin at tears wae a tissue n even Addison's maw
Central - SEC the Carousel huvin a few jars wae Dougie and Craigy. The bordom
Central - GLA opens another couple ay beers wae his teeth, Miller Genuine Dra
Orkney - ORK sake, they're weeked buggers wae drink
Central - GLA n’t think he really bothers wae it, he’s just at the noise
Central - EDN as if Bruce is helpin matters wae his overstated reaction every
Central - WCE ’ Ella Stuffed thur fizzers wae thon Paella An’ gote a dose
Ulster - GUL Several diffrent pairs wae me!!
Central - GLA ns oan the waiy up the stairs wae wee tables wae decorative ado
Central - GLA ah climbed up an doon stairs wae bags ay plaster an sheets ay
Orkney - ORK Foot wan or two o the neebors wae a bottle o whisky and a coupl
Central - SEC air ae large domineerin doors wae a sign oan they'm which reads
Central - GLA nd oot who she’s neighbours wae soon enough. She disnae need
Central - SECBrian_Pacey aye n dinnae mess wae ma toot toot!
Central - SWE ishman could stert a business wae logic lik yon…
Central - WCE An bides in the darkness wae me
Orkney - ORK The cross wae aal must bear
Orkney - ORK Sleekit puss wae his furry lugs
Central - SWE The only twae seats wae stickers on them, in fact. Th
Central - LAL oy lauchs nae, neither greets Wae.
Central - SECinter wonderland - 2 streets wae cars n a photo oh a tree - a
Doric - DOR an jaikets wae hoods that are cosy.
Orkney - ORK noo. We aye had good results wae Calabrese. A thinner crop, si
Central - SEC "Ah'm workin wae cunts wae disabilities" he says "Ken? t
Central - GLA r intae it the noo. The cunts wae money; corporate executives,
Central - GLA endies. Upwardly mobile cunts wae a few bob in their tail an ur
Central - GLA y stream ay fuckin daft cunts wae mare money than sense appeari
Orkney - ORK Coveran ots wae Quality Street rapurs.
Ulster - CUL naries an glossaries o soarts wae hae yit tae pit oot a standar
Central - GLA p that day. He in turn, parts wae a lump ay said cash every wee
Central - GLA hings-everythin that stairts wae an M-"
Central - SWE e auld boy stoatin up the bus wae his big IKEA shoppin bag. He
Central - SECelectorate up here shafted us wae the vote - aye its changed d
Central - SWE the bank risin higher, an us wae it, anen Da an Mr
Central - AYR Regalin us wae whit you wid hae duin,
Orkney - ORK n the back end wis synonymous wae autumn. In Norwegian "haust/h
Central - LAL So, A'll leave yous wae a warnin, fur the princesses
Central - WCE@Lenniesaurus Wae lashins ae bu'er...
Central - GLA ass monkey walkin taewards us wae a multi-coloured Berghaus jai
Central - GLA olis motor drives taewards us wae a couple ay coppers in it. Ah
Central - SEC announces tae us. "He left us wae no a pot tae piss in. Ah hud
Central - SEC ed tae share the excitin news wae wee Brucie. Who wis busy enjo
Central - SEC@EastScotlandFA lad who plays wae westside amateurs normally -
Central - GLA aw. 'Cheers, wee man, he says wae a pure crocodile smile.
Central - GLA ere ever wis, Big Kenzie says wae his arms roon me n Broonie.
Central - GLA re right, mate, Finnegan says wae a nod.
Central - GLA ht up the arse; Finnegan says wae a toothy grin.
Central - GLA lways gelled perfect n always wae a fitbaw tracky on n a pair a
Ulster - PUL rin A’ll stap an lee ye’s wae a poem scrived by tha Coonty
Doric - DOR e the decision nae tae dae at wae iss buik. We felt consistency
Central - SWE e bus and flop doon in a seat wae a toty wee green dot o’ a s
Central - GLA t Chic an went an goat a seat wae The Racing Post, mindin ma ai
Central - SWE pse intae the unreserved seat wae the toty green sticker on it.
Central - LALbertMiggins Jings I read that wae a Neil Young sing song voice.
Central - WCEter @BBCOne Hope ye said that wae yer wee silver spin in yer mo
Orkney - ORK ce'. (Though I widna dae that wae 'face' tae avoid the plural!)
Ulster - CUL Noo, in these hard times that wae ir gane through at tha minute
Central - GLA n? A couple ay slices ay that wae butter wid be magic, he sais.
Central - GLA n? A couple ay slices ay that wae butter wid be magic.’ he sa
Central - SEC if he breathes too hard. What wae his shoulders bein as broad a
Central - EDN rough they pearly gates. What wae me bein Brucie’s faithur, n
Central - EDN his mojo back, awright. What wae the wey he bites doon oan the
Central - EDN fore heidin back tae the flat wae the very cure fur Brucies dee
Central - GLA n three accounts ah’ve goat wae different banks, two ay which
Central - LAL He sat wae me and helped me set ma phase
Orkney - ORK Mr Dursley always sat wae his back tae the window on th
Central - GLA n up five grand worth ay debt wae him an wis workin fur him noo
Central - LALs see if the newspapers react wae the same vitriol and racism t
Central - SEC n, Ailsa started tae interact wae mair hings too. Wan mornin, s
Central - GLA y as ma haw maws make contact wae the surface. Ah soak fur a wh
Central - GLA each oot, gettin some contact wae the gless an scuff ma haun do
Central - GLA is best tae avoid eye contact wae me.
Central - SWE rth ever gaun tae mak contact wae it.
Central - GLA bein. Ye know whit tae expect wae them at least.
Central - WCE of Us’’ had been smearedt wae Carol’s blood.
Orkney - ORK Turn up the haet wae 'whaur's
Orkney - ORK Ah'm gaan fur some maet wae a gruffalo."
Orkney - ORK e slices the upper foggy paet wae his tusker,
Central - GLA motor rolls alang the street wae aw that sash bashin shite bla
Central - SWE hooder, an auld canvas gadget wae GPO stamped oan it, wae a spe
Central - GLA lub needs tae progress an get wae the times, the grun’s never
Central - SECa wee seat n ma picnic basket wae me lol
Central - GLA n sense tae be takin a jayket wae me. Pearcey sais he’s no wa
Central - WCE . At’s when ma eyes wur met wae thon wee toatie baby speeder
Central - SEC as soon as he did he was met wae the sight ae Marks hand clutc
Central - SEC This wee segment is met wae silence. Nae maire laughter.
Central - LAL tears of saicret wae
Central - LAL So, ride intae yer sunset wae yer crown abune yer heid,
Central - GLA d the Cat. "Ye playin croquet wae the Queen the day?"
Central - GLA waiy tae another day ay graft wae Joe on the buildin site under
Central - GLA that, eh? How she up an left wae Jackie when she wis just a to
Central - WCE struck gowd when ah wis left wae bronze.
Central - SEC t in the makin. Yur jist left wae the paralysin thoat that keep
Central - LAL table we wid 'gie it a dicht wae a clo
Central - LALr gien the table a guid dicht wae a cloot' ??????
Central - LALs the last dance o' the nicht wae smoochin
Central - SECeen a rollercoaster the nicht wae yin thing n another - but th
Ulster - CUL An’ mony a happy nicht wae had, A dancin roon the floor
Central - SWE Whit if Britain wis the richt wae roond?
Central - LAL the empty suitcase ye brocht wae ye jist in case ??????
Ulster - GUL Dinnae get ower wrocht wae things ye're daein day tae da
Central - EDN that ah’m no bein straight wae him aboot what the doactur sa
Central - EDN nd tae be completely straight wae yae aboot it. Ah actually can
Central - GLA glistens in the mornin light wae wee beads ay moisture hingin
Orkney - ORKis o Caithness bein giy light wae the Gaelic that hid wis kindo
Central - GLA buzzin aboot our first night wae the troops.
Central - GLA g as the tobacco glows bright wae each inhalation. Ah broach th
Central - SEC nny. Suttin's no sittin right wae me aboot this. He looks dodgy
Central - GLA e talk tae her, ‘Ye awright wae us comin here, ah mean ah no
Central - GLA lap dugs McNulty hud brought wae him an wis frogmarched oot ay
Orkney - ORK Bit wae a beauty none the less
Central - GLA aw ae a sudden a White Rabbit wae pink eyes breenged right past
Orkney - ORK I sweetned it wae citris fruit and sun-dried gr
Orkney - ORK I sweetned it wae citris fruit and sun-dried gr
Central - SWE elt gin till they tethered it wae its thairm an let it dry fur
Central - GLA t a fatalistic element tae it wae some cunts. Predetermined; a
Central - GLA s a grand there. Just take it wae ye an go an see the bastart a
Central - GLA cept it; huv tae reconcile it wae hersel. Ah gave her a hard bl
Central - GLA hould be enough tae settle it wae Mullin. They're no gonnae let
Central - GLA hould be enough tae settle it wae McNulty. They’re no gonnae
Central - SEC uckin usual, he's overdone it wae his aftershave and hair gel.
Central - GLA elplessness. Cannae square it wae masel.
Ulster - WUL Gra'te it wae yir best smile o' wilcome
Central - WCE enjoy it hen, yae deserve it wae the sh!tè yae huv tae pit up
Central - GLA high-powered BMW tae rough it wae the lower classes fur ten min
Central - EDN an red alert. Cos, ah’m hit wae a worried lookin Brucie lyin
Central - GLA ye right! How’ma gettin hit wae the juvenile ticket. They’l
Central - GLA "Seems like Bill's gittin hit wae an awfy loat these days! Ah w
Orkney - ORK Whit wae hid, I am cleen flummoxed,
Central - GLA e mair'n a week ir so-an whit wae the breid-an-butter gittin th
Central - EDN t yin ae thum wis fatally hit wae a motor. At the very least it
Central - SECGK @stevie27boyo aye n tak it wae sum happy pills lol
Doric - MNA Ah shouted in his lug, walkit wae him tae the schule, jumpit oa
Central - GLA yersel up tae yer neck in it wae this swine, the bastarn money
Central - GLA yersel up tae yer neck in it wae this swine, the bastarn money
Central - GLA ntae ma haun, then claspin it wae his other wan fur just a bit
Central - LALionally.Why not even Cover it wae so
Central - WCEbit huv jist been gaun fur it wae wit a think is thu spellin, a
Central - GLA he bothy as Pearcey stokes it wae coal an log cuttins. Me an Mc
Central - GLA side ay her face. Whit is it wae these cunts? Fuckin public se
Central - LAL@ClydeFC Whit is it wae these games ffs! They're alwa
Orkney - ORKn the west side. Whit ails it wae you?
Central - GLA e the worst idea tae treat it wae respect.
Central - LAL@trangpang Aw a jus huv it wae nae butter!
Central - GLA wished ah’d done mare ay it wae Jeanie - ye know, helped her
Ulster - BUL naw a myowt ooty him, but yit wae a' the tellures abooy him an
Central - GLA ack. That prick’ll be dealt wae, ye fuckin better believe it!
Central - GLA n noticed that they wir fillt wae cupboards an book-shelves: no
Central - GLA om’s expansive an luxuriant wae French doors leadin oot tae a
Ulster - GUL Nor hid a carrant wae the weans?
Ulster - BUL he tak aff yince on a kerrant wae a nun hame frae the missions
Central - SEC maire confident wae his words than ah coulda poss
Central - LALCin ye get intae Kent wae a Irish passport? Am no gaun
Central - SEC . Danny boay is in agreement wae the choice ae tune, likes. Ah
Central - SEC ed' tae attend an appointment wae ma advisor doon at the Joabce
Central - LALae oor food chain. No content wae starvin us noo they want tae
Central - SEC ame tae invite yae fur a pint wae me and Craig themorra doon at
Central - GLA e. Big Kenzie is at the front wae an aluminium baseball bat. Th
Central - WCE an the field afore him, turnt wae richt speed, an luckt up et T
Central - GLA Some ascend the cunt wae ease, happily elbowin others
Central - GLA Some ascend the cunt wae ease, happily elbowin others
Central - GLA n, tryin tae placate the cunt wae ma free haun outstretched lik
Central - GLA is, a big speccy, ginger cunt wae a Stone Island jayket oan, an
Central - GLA n aw cos ah’m the only cunt wae the fuckin sense tae be takin
Central - GLA r again, gettin jostled aboot wae the dug.
Central - SEC e these signs plastered aboot wae aw these different wards. Yin
Orkney - ORK ' year, hid wis oot and aboot wae the lang daylight, gaan back
Central - GLA t ever since. We bounce aboot wae other crowds, as ye dae but i
Central - GLA ks though as ah scuffle aboot wae the cunt. Ah’m fuckin booti
Central - GLA n as Pearcey skelpt him aboot wae it, the big bullyin bastart f
Orkney - ORK e be a lock o folk gaan aboot wae unkan claes on. Folk in cloak
Central - GLA y a boay who’s hingin aboot wae his mates. The boay’s the a
Central - LALWalkin aboot wae wee Steve.. an whit dae we se
Central - SEC Which means ah'm walkin aboot wae a great big fuckin bullseye o
Central - GLA iy? Ah’ve been walkin aboot wae this caird fae ah goat here.
Central - GLA a shirt an tie, fumblin aboot wae the knot several times until
Central - GLA singin an ah’m jumpin aboot wae McDade an Pearcey’s bouncin
Central - GLA t his beermat, footerin aboot wae it, ‘ . . . thing is mate,
Central - GLA crowd an started messin aboot wae the drugs. Died because ay th
Central - GLA a fuckin liberty messin aboot wae a man ay ma age fur ma money.
Central - LAL him wen he wis stoatin aboot wae Jim murfy. It wis a insult ta
Central - LALe noo I’ve been cuttin aboot wae a stress ball on me at all ti
Central - GLA ay university tae piss aboot wae yer nae good waster pals.’
Central - GLA , ah’ll tell ye. Cuts aboot wae some dodgy types, know whit a
Central - GLA n ye get yer money sorted oot wae the social.” Ah sat there f
Central - GLA an ‘Paul’ could come oot wae us tae watch the gemme.
Central - GLA w could he hiv turnt them oot wae his nose, like?"
Central - GLA apparent. He’s reachin oot wae each stride, swipin and scrat
Central - SECgreat tae go oot wae a bang the nicht wae the amat
Central - GLA grandfaither cannae help oot wae the grandwean’s needs noo a
Southern - SEA watter o life that hauds oot wae,
Central - SEC ae yorkie pups she takes oot wae him look up tae him as a fait
Central - GLA cartoons), ma Ma sorts us oot wae some breakfast an ah get a sh
Central - GLA ay a wankier line tae hit oot wae?
Central - GLA tae reverse.’ ah shout oot wae confidence, projectin ma open
Central - EDN er medal which ah’ll accept wae gratitude. In what is this ma
Central - GLA 'Wit's the script wae him?' Finnegan says fae behin
Central - GLA y, every day, willin tae part wae their cash, ready tae be enli
Central - GLA n. Mibbe help him get a start wae things. Put a deposit doon oa
Central - GLA n. Mibbe help him get a start wae things. Put a deposit doon oa
Orkney - ORK the West, eh? Well I'd start wae a sunrise walk around the Rin
Orkney - ORK Tae start wae yu'll need
Orkney - ORK Tae start wae yu'll need
Central - GLA "No tae start wae, mebbe," said the Hatter: "bi
Central - LAL Noo A'm scunnert wae stories, we're no longer wean
Central - LAL A ken ye're giy scunnert wae ma constant moanin;
Central - GLA Stert wae the infants, tak as lang as y
Central - SWE he bus fae Dumfries tae stert wae, ay when there wis a dance up
Central - GLA r mooths-an they're aw covert wae crumbs."
Central - SWE can exchange them, so a pairt wae a €5 Euro note while gritti
Central - GLA A barraful'll dae, tae stairt wae."
Central - SECat the roundabout at the fort wae the polis - saw the blue lig
Central - GLA t’s bad enough but at least wae the middle classes, they oste
Orkney - ORK crop. Serve this noble baest wae clapshot, mince and gravy (ye
Orkney - ORK But whar's this baest wae long tusks an coorse paas
Central - SECn effort m8 - n awe the best wae the remaining 9.1km - b oan
Central - GLA masel the noo, tae be honest wae ye-ah mean, ah know who ah us
Central - SEC room. In fact, tae be honest wae yae. Ah've no seen this many
Central - EDN ’Ah’ve goat tae be honest wae yae doac’’ ah tell him.
Central - WCE oak, tae be completely honest wae ye.
Central - GLA ot sayin. Ah brought the rest wae me tae keep the auld nerves i
Central - LAL "a richt guid PUMPKIN?" Jist wae it bein Hallowe'en an aw
Central - SEC . But he kens suttins up jist wae the glances ah've been gittin
Central - SEC Why dae ye Hielanders persist wae yer Erse? Huv ye not the sens
Central - GLA the tendons in his neck taut wae anger. ‘The thing is, she
Central - GLA weat, he says lookin gem, but wae a wee nervous glance towards
Central - GLA r women wid be envious ay but wae aged, sun beaten skin that’
Ulster - BUL ie carry, the lade begun, cut wae spade an sweet tae cairry dri
Central - GLA h. It’ll be danced oer, cut wae anythin cunts kin get their h
Orkney - ORK d soonds around me so I thowt wae could mibbe try gaetheran a f
Ulster - CUL hae mine o’ ginger mix’t wae stuff an’ doses geen tae co
Orkney - ORK ney words and phrases tae deu wae leisure - games, sports, mus
Orkney - ORK anks in skurtfu efter skurtfu wae nee bother ower the flat bank
Central - GLA her, you an me. Apart fae you wae Jacqueline an the weans, an m
Central - SECthe big man when he came thru wae bonnyrigg - it wis priceless
Central - GLA ear enough nae toays tae plav wae, an och, that mony lessons st
Central - SEC eyebaw tae eyebaw wae ma yin. Though mines somchow
Central - SEC Starin eyebaw tae eyebaw wae the shite hole that is The Ca
Central - GLA big bastarn chib doon his jaw wae a gless eye. Anywaiy, he sais
Central - GLA thing aff him an slap his jaw wae it, cause that’s the thing
Central - SECtop drawer - finished a draw wae the east missin a penalty -
Central - SECol - its the luck o the draw wae games the noo - seem tae b l
Central - LALrding tae @jranks11 interview wae “the press”,and whit ye see
Central - SEC on the park - the interview wae brendan was just top drawer
Central - GLA d tae be wan ay the road crew wae the band back when we thoat w
Central - SECtw - what about our shitshow wae the tories n the snp - both
Central - LAL Watched you grow wae glee
Central - GLA she tipped aer the jury-boax wae the edge ae her skirt, tippm
Central - GLA In a box wae some earth oan the class natu
Central - SECd lol - jist pick up the box wae 5 innit - gutted noo!
Orkney - ORK awld Byrant and May match box wae a peedie, knarled bit o metal
Central - GLA like fuckin Don Kiddie-on-ay wae a holdall full ay gear, dain
Central - SECckin shift fae the lads 2 day wae a wee squad n a weel deserved
Central - SEC boondin along the road theday wae a bounce in his step, and a s
Central - SECportsRS guid catch up the day wae eersel n simon m8 n a reckon
Central - WCE and dae battle each day wae ma heid. Noo A'm no religious
Central - SEC @pele_anderson last saturday wae isobel n oo got twae lol
Central - GLA hivvin a game ae play wae a cairt-hoarse, an expectin e
Central - EDN lbum. And Bruce goat tae play wae some ae the other dugs, n aw.
Central - WCE" while we celebrate hogmanay wae oor families an bring in the
Central - GLA McDade crashes intae the boay wae the mullet makin him drap the
Central - SEC dle aged elegant looking boay wae readin glesses pushed tae the
Central - GLA turn up at hur doort!' A say wae a cheeky smile.
Central - LALthe profession and ah kin say wae aw honesty that the only fowk
Central - GLA ecause they’re getting away wae it. Bloody laughin, they ur.
Central - GLA F'ah don't take the wean away wae me," thought Alice, "it'll no
Central - GLA usin. That's how he gits away wae actin like a ticket.
Central - GLA fur lettin the prick get away wae it.
Central - SECld spice n santas oan his way wae socks n slippers n a wooly ho
Central - SWE boy’s no fir letting me by wae oot sayin his piece tae me.
Central - LALin o' watter. Wife staunin by wae the Sudocrem. ??????
Central - SECFA_Official a wee local derby wae pencaitland - there yous go
Orkney - ORK anither week o reevlan is by wae an wur seen a lok o new words
Orkney - ORKook as soon as meltdown is by wae?? Same sort of mix going in?
Central - GLA A wee boay walks by wae his da wavin a Union Jack wae
Central - GLA the back ay eleven, it’s by wae.
Central - LALwullie Ah'll be staunin ready wae ma big shitty stick
Central - SEC the shower. Ah scrub ma boady wae hoat water and soap. It feels
Central - LAL@landoflindy Wae Witchiepoo
Central - LAL@Innealadair Somebody wae big laaaaaaaang feet
Central - SEC rty sweaty Jock hud done awey wae me durin the night and crawle
Central - SEC ffice and you could walk awey wae yur battered heid held high.
Central - SEC rican tourist gittin a stiffy wae photae he might take ae the p
Central - GLA Ah feel a certain empathy wae Mary an ah’m squirmin in ma
Central - GLA since the trip tae the bothy wae McDade an Pearcey, an the inc
Central - GLA Julie? She disnae even staiy wae ye man. Who’s fuckin flat i
Central - GLA tevie. Ye’ve a certain waiy wae people. Never doubted ye fur
Central - GLA cunts like him sleep soundly wae nae concept ay such contempla
Ulster - CUL Full leisurely wae glide;
Central - EDN ’ he motions dismissively wae his hands.
Central - SEC When yur born intae a family wae a bit ae money and the right
Central - SEC this time ae day, especially wae the racin aboot tae start. Fa
Central - WCEs a cohort ae people (usually wae a union flag avatar) threaten
Central - SECis hopin tae huv a wee swally wae ma brothers!
Central - GLA Ah roll ma bool, cleanly wae a good curling approach but i
Central - GLA Ah wake suddenly wae a start, piecin the gither wh
Central - SEC Super Mario video game, only wae a shorter temper tae match. Y
Central - GLA air, elevatin it effortlessly wae each powerful stroke higher i
Central - LALis feed runnin simultaneously wae ma ain feed (oan ma feed)? It
Central - GLA waiy.’ he sais, tremulously wae a kinda crack in his voice bu
Central - GLA he sais, laughin vociferously wae Scanlon.
Central - GLA , an wis beatin her violently wae its wings.
Central - GLA stridin oan himsel apparently wae some point tae prove. ‘Here
Central - LAL hae tae greet for ruein on my wae.
Central - SEC1 was at the opening ceremony wae ma faither
Central - SEChian bruthers will no b happy wae that likes - whae ever made
Central - GLA . Everyone is seemingly happy wae the continued modus vivendi a
Central - SECle @belf3 a justice secretary wae a criminal offence need a say
Central - LALst aboot January and February wae fowk who did whit they wanted
Orkney - ORKKeep hid comin an tae buggery wae the naysayers ??
Central - SEC oney tae. You've goat history wae that cunt, eh?"
Central - GLA spewed oot in a filthy slurry wae the assumption made that ah a
Central - SEC@JordanMcCallion go easy wae the flexed biceps brother -
Central - SECculusManiac @SjfaWest go easy wae the big words brother lol tha
Orkney - ORK Busy Wae Ither Things
Central - GLA should be applauded in a city wae countless pubs affiliated tae
Central - LAL@MacLiv Me tae! Solidarity wae a teechurs! ?
Central - GLA The dug snarls in solidarity wae its master, snappin its teeth
Central - GLA The motor’s away, an Monty wae it just as the heavy, pummell
Central - LALecause they attended a pairty wae mair than 6 fowk. Will they b
Central - GLA JUST SCORED!’ the auld guy wae the radio shouts fae the bar
Central - GLA bastart, ye!’ the auld guy wae the trannie sais, ‘Rangers
Central - GLA An auld guy wae a bunnet oan’s goat an earp
Central - GLA fur 24 hours. ‘You the guy wae the gear then?’ the biggest
Central - LAL heids that should hing heavy wae shame.
Central - GLA r’s edge. Ma claes ur heavy wae the frigid, icy watter, every
Central - LAL y afternoon. Bar’s dark – wae low ceilin’s n hardly any r
Orkney - ORK romote cultural diversity – wae a peedie bit o positive north
Central - AYR An’ wae deep breaths we face oor fate
Ulster - CUL arts of coorse whun milkin’ wae yer’e han,
Central - WCE He was tremmlin’ wae tension.
Central - AYR Am staunin’ wae a blow-up wullie,
Central - GLA ays, winkin’ and elbowin’ wae too much force fir ma likin
Central - EDN ‘’Wae aw that medical mumbo jumbo,
Central - EDN ak in’’ ah tell him ‘’Wae the fuck kens, eh? Ah guess t
Ulster - GUL Wae want that big pancake?” The
Ulster - GUL Wae wull rin,’ sed Henny Penny.
Ulster - GUL Wae wull rin.
Ulster - GUL tail” Turkey Lurkey sed, “Wae wull rin. ) Wae wull rin an t
Ulster - GUL Foxy Loxy sed, “Wae wull rin. Wae wull rin intae
Ulster - GUL l rin,’ sed Henny Penny. “Wae wull rin an tell the king”