| Ulster - GUL | linekking @Ultach1014 Aye, ma | wifes | heid is turnt! ?????? |
| Central - LAL | at court because i called ma | wifes | boyfriend a retard for drinki |
| Southern - SEA | Sterting ti think ma | wifes | having an affair wi the parce |
| Central - SEC | Twa auld | wifes | aboot ages, |
| Central - SEC | ma ancestors did. Twa howdie | wifes | , the bairnie’s faither an m |
| Ulster - SYN | es allooed ye tae divorce yer | wifes | acause yer hairts wus haird. |
| Central - SEC | autch decent men makin' their | wifes | dae that!' |