| Orkney - ORK |
| Yur | peenie's aal dirty, Granny. |
| Doric - MNA |
| Yur | one of the funniest folk a ka |
| Doric - MNA |
| Yur | a wee rascal but a love yih. |
| Central - WCE |
| Yur | profile says ye’r a real go |
| Central - SEC |
| yur | number a couple of months ago |
| Doric - MNA |
ake stuff ah use ah the time! | Yur | such a confident quiney, and |
| Orkney - ORK |
" | Yur | no gittan hid!" |
| Central - SEC |
em aboot the shop, screamin, " | Yur | still gon tae skil the morn!" |
| Central - SEC |
istin me in escapin ma daze. " | Yur | burd's left yae, Dougie. But |
| Central - SEC |
boay fur winnin by remarkin: " | Yur | right, Dougie." Ma curiosity |
| Central - SEC |
"Brucie, son" ah said " | Yur | uncle Craigy is huvin an enag |
| Shetland - SHD |
w kin you caa somewye a 'hol' | yur | niffer even bun? |
| Central - WCE |
in as it hits, lik' splashin' | yur | fizzer wi' caul' watter. A wi |
| Central - WCE |
furget it, birra wis seevin' | yur | auld an' rey shin went ri wye |
| Central - SEC |
yell doon the line, "Bawbag, | yur | a fuckin millionaire!" Ma fir |
| Central - SEC |
oni pie, bit singin, wee man, | yur | singin. |
| Ulster - GUL | @Angelinekking No no no, | yur | a gran lassie. We had the hed |
| Ulster - GUL | itary_1st @raiphsays 'Ate up, | yur | at your grannies' as they say |
| Doric - MNA |
life. | Yur | gan tae break a lot o herts c |
| Central - EDN |
e says ‘’That reminds me. | Yur | baith invited tae a pairty at |
| Central - SEC |
ae matter tae me Dougie, son. | Yur | still ma mate." |
| Central - WCE |
e afford tae smoke real fags. | Yur | uncle Toamy's a tradesman sa |
| Central - EDN |
he didnae mean anyhing by it. | Yur | fuckin paranoid, mate’’ D |
| Doric - MNA |
determined to try stuff oot. | Yur | like a dare devil. Ah hope yi |
| Doric - MNA |
Yur nae just a sister tae ma | yur | ma best pal ana. We hiv good |
| Central - EDN |
e oor chat ‘’So, what did | yur | family say aboot aw ae this? |
| Central - SEC |
in tae cloack a tidy burd and | yur | blockin the view!" |
| Central - SEC |
answer. You're sixty five and | yur | best years are well behind ya |
| Central - SEC |
s through ah'll throw you and | yur | dug a juicy bone." |
| Central - SEC |
Did she shag someboady behind | yur | back, or suttin, mate?" |
| Central - EDN |
ellin me you’ve no even hud | yur | test results in yit?’’ |
| Central - EDN |
me. A time when you'd huv hud | yur | mortgage oan the pair ae us y |
| Central - LAL | ClydeFC Mon @AllyLove21 , dae | yur | thang! ??. ?????????? |
| Central - SEC |
rgh. Cos if ah git a whiff ae | yur | caviar up here again. Ah’ll |
| Central - SEC |
in will come and take yae tae | yur | new haime. And you'll furget |
| Central - SEC |
yae tae ken that ah came tae | yur | hoose wae the best ae intenti |
| Central - SEC |
"Listen tae | yur | uncle, Aldo, mate" he says. " |
| Central - SEC |
hat ah wis telt. Accordin tae | yur | last medical. You're only yin |
| Central - EDN |
oady could be listienin intae | yur | conversations. They could eas |
| Central - SEC |
u's. And dinnae go runnin tae | yur | mummy and daddies and start t |
| Central - SEC |
ace. Hardly worth boastin tae | yur | pals aboot snapping a run doo |
| Central - SEC |
start doesnae add inches tae | yur | dick." |
| Central - EDN |
here and help thumselves tae | yur | stuff’’ |
| Central - SEC |
and in nae time you'll be wae | yur | new family. They'll gee yae m |
| Central - SEC |
n array ae cooncil hooses wae | yur | disposable Kodak. The smell a |
| Central - EDN |
‘’Ah’m tellin yae | yur | wrong. Bruce wouldnae go near |
| Orkney - ORK | folk o the Stoot neem. Mibbe | yur | ain folk. I likid them aal ve |
| Central - SEC |
Yince | yur | in this place that invisible |
| Central - SEC |
in shoap is some sight. Yince | yur | in here yae cannae help but f |
| Central - SEC |
t's jist nice tae see yae gee | yur | local comedians a platform ta |
| Central - EDN |
n the table ‘’Aye, mibbie | yur | right, mate’’ |
| Central - SWE |
Ae me | yur | aboon thum aw. |
| Central - SEC |
ruffle yur feathers show me | yur | plume look it that Frank nut |
| Central - SEC |
ak you've ever seen. You done | yur | uncle Aldo proud, son." |
| Central - SEC |
It'll stope | yur | hert deed an throw yi right o |
| Central - SEC |
ht, Alana. "What the fuck are | yur | dain here?!" ah ask her, in a |
| Central - WCE |
vel an' sweep rat flair afore | yur | mammy gits hame. A'm awaw ben |
| Central - SEC |
he local fitbaw team, in case | yur | wonderin. Apart fae me ah dou |
| Central - SEC |
an auld friend. Ah appreciate | yur | efforts tae show me there's a |
| Ulster - GUL | @raiphsays A moose, tay lite | yur | hoose! ?????? |
| Central - WCE |
“Cat gote | yur | tongue?” |
| Central - SEC |
eration "....can draw to save | yur | bloody lives". In the mids o |
| Central - SEC |
hat nippy he wid pit yae oaff | yur | mornin cornflakes. Ah've seen |
| Orkney - ORK |
If | yur | gaan tae Yesnaby |
| Shetland - SHD |
I dunnoo tyare if | yur | digs ir fur a fun, |
| Central - SEC |
hings where yae dinnae ken if | yur | gonnae earn a quid or a livin |
| Ulster - GUL | e cannea hay a revolusshon if | yur | no able???? |
| Central - SEC |
willin tae make sacrifices if | yur | gonnae go the distance. He wi |
| Central - WCE |
it wid save ye oan matches if | yur | fag didnae keep gawn oot, wid |
| Doric - MNA |
t bonny quiney. Am jealous ah | yur | lang skinny legs and skinny t |
| Central - SEC |
e dole contact yae it's touch | yur | taes time. So, ah decided tae |
| Central - WCE |
Funny whit runs through | yur | heid whin yuv a coupla meenit |
| Central - SEC |
, eh? and ah'll make it worth | yur | while." |
| Central - SEC |
they places where they check | yur | parents bank balance before a |
| Central - SEC |
in the space ae a week. Fuck | yur | weed." |
| Central - WCE |
ck wis white How isit ye hink | yur | a’ways right Ye’d even ar |
| Orkney - ORK |
'Chist wait til | yur | grandad gits home!!' |
| Central - SEC |
oaff back doon south and tell | yur | mates tae keep their crack an |
| Central - EDN |
‘’C’moan, yae kin tell | yur | uncle Aldo?’’ |
| Central - SEC |
"You tell | yur | wee sister there's an opef in |
| Central - SEC |
wants the last word "You tell | yur | wee darlin, Craig. We kin tal |
| Orkney - ORK |
aan Meeeh! Meeeh! Meeeh! till | yur | cheust aboot demented wae it. |
| Ulster - GUL | @d_anderson878 Howl | yur | whist, whit yea mean 'had'? ? |
| Doric - MNA |
f wee, cos ats fit yi dee fan | yur | wee. Yi git let off wee heeps |
| Central - SEC |
place yae widnae inflict oan | yur | worst enemy. Hence, why ah on |
| Orkney - ORK |
Yusan | yur | nev tae maeshur bekeen ingedi |
| Central - SEC |
Yur eyes ur like windeez an | yur | brain's gon naywhere |
| Ulster - GUL | @UlsterScotsAgen | Yur | wile kine tae follae me an |
| Central - SEC |
country 'cash is class'. When | yur | born intae a family wae a bit |
| Central - SEC |
which is never a gid yin when | yur | oot huvin a session, lookin t |
| Central - SEC |
ike everyboady else. But when | yur | talent's bein cawed intae que |
| Orkney - ORK |
In | yur | life yu should dae things tha |
| Doric - MNA |
nny legs and skinny tummy, in | yur | gorgeous lang blonde hair tha |
| Central - EDN |
motor back. It’ll be in | yur | parkin space tomorrow mornin |
| Central - SEC |
n this cunt is probably geein | yur | burd her medicine the noo. Bu |
| Central - SEC |
still goat that fire in | yur | belly, that hunger tae dae su |
| Orkney - ORK |
t ye could visit any hoose in | yur | neighbourhood eftir the bells |
| Central - WCE |
t luk it the mantelpiece whin | yur | pokin’ the fire. |
| Central - WCE |
Bit ye don't notice that whin | yur | burstin' fur a pish |
| Central - LAL | helped develop. Yaise thum in | yur | first days back it schuil? ht |
| Central - SEC |
made, standin oan a corner in | yur | hame |
| Central - SEC |
boattle joab yuv ever met in | yur | puff. Hinkin oan ma feet thou |
| Central - SEC |
dinnae even hink aboot settin | yur | paws oan that couch." |
| Central - WCE |
ri telly, a wis mibbes seevin | yur | auld an' a wis in ri kitchen |
| Central - SEC |
he stonemason sade it's aw in | yur | heed |
| Central - EDN |
e the dyin hing? It’s aw in | yur | heid’’ |
| Central - SEC |
hest "Dinnae you go swallowin | yur | tongue, Markie. Ah've been me |
| Central - SEC |
that this wis gid fur slowin | yur | hert rate doon. As ah walked |
| Central - SEC |
these streets will linger on | yur | claithes fur months, likes. B |
| Orkney - ORK |
So awiy ye go and do | yur | best |
| Orkney - ORK |
so awiy ye go and do | yur | best |
| Doric - MNA |
and a hope yi find the love o | yur | life. Yur gan tae break a lot |
| Shetland - SHD |
ome as a lass, opens sweet to | yur | spade. |
| Ulster - GUL | talk nonsense, "away an stap | yur | bleatherin!" so I can see whe |
| Central - SEC |
e system is designed tae keep | yur | average heterosexual boay doo |
| Central - EDN |
they git they ram a Subwey up | yur | erse. Sometimes people aroond |
| Central - SEC |
auld yins wid be hidin under | yur | beds." |
| Orkney - ORK |
efter | yur | prize. |
| Central - EDN |
at dae yae want? Cos whatever | yur | sellin ah’m no buyin’’ |
| Central - SEC |
"Bruce, son" ah say "cover | yur | eyes, pal. This is gonnae be |
| Central - SEC |
"Lower | yur | fuckin voice, you goat a gid |
| Orkney - ORK |
You really should dress fur | yur | age |
| Central - SEC |
. "Mr Michaels, thank you fur | yur | application in regards tae oo |
| Central - SEC |
gid times and the bad. What's | yur | name, sir?" |
| Central - SEC |
umber oan me. Yin minute it's | yur | sweet sixteen, the juices rus |
| Shetland - SHD |
Is | yur | sand grey wi a hint |
| Central - EDN |
w you’re concerned aboot is | yur | fuckin hoosehold security?’ |
| Central - SEC |
"Dougie!" he shouted "How wis | yur | first clese?" |
| Orkney - ORK |
fills | yur | mooth an |
| Orkney - ORK |
different. Ivrybuddy kens | yur | the only een You-Ken – ach, |
| Doric - MNA |
v tae say am nae gan tae miss | yur | mess yi leave aawye. Tests ma |
| Doric - MNA |
hesitate tae say yi will cus | yur | a bright bairnie. I’ll alwa |
| Central - SEC |
"Hows | yur | sister Lucy, gittin oan?' enq |
| Central - EDN |
lin yae, likes. You could eat | yur | sticky toffee puddin oaff the |
| Central - EDN |
oot a clear-cut message that | yur | loast, lonely, or frightened. |
| Central - SEC |
did they? Listen, ah ken what | yur | hinkin, Aldo." |
| Central - SEC |
on fur ma brekie. Ah ken what | yur | hinkin? What is a muslim dain |
| Central - SEC |
y oan the bunker. Ah ken what | yur | hinkin, eh? What aboot auld M |
| Central - SEC |
he scoffed. "Fuck knows what | yur | smokin the day, Dougie. But b |
| Central - EDN |
ard, efteraw. Cos yae kin bet | yur | grannies pension oan the fact |
| Central - WCE |
So gie's a swatch et | yur | hoalidy snaps |
| Orkney - ORK |
bit | yur | there again |
| Central - SEC |
t's Craig, Aldo" he says "Git | yur | erse doon tae the Royal. Ward |
| Central - SEC |
arder ya fat usless cunt, git | yur | erse in gear!!" |
| Central - EDN |
ell yae what, eh? ah’ll git | yur | car back fur yae. Take it as |
| Central - EDN |
ell him ‘’But ah’ll git | yur | motor back. It’ll be in yur |
| Central - GLA |
apons tae school! That's whit | yur | fists ir fur!' |
| Central - EDN |
like his faithur. Dinnae lit | yur | eyes deceive yae though, eh? |
| Central - SEC |
days. Ah mean, tunes tae slit | yur | wrists tae, ken? But its no j |
| Central - EDN |
ll her ‘’If that will pit | yur | sick fantasy tae bed.’’ A |
| Central - EDN |
‘’Ah dinnae want | yur | sympathies’’ ah tell him, |
| Central - SEC |
Dougie. Sorry tae hear aboot | yur | missus, by the wey. She hud s |
| Central - SEC |
"Ah wis sorry tae hear aboot | yur | daughter, Katie, is it? Nae c |
| Central - SEC |
"Aldo" ah says. "What aboot | yur | community service then?" |
| Central - SEC |
rt deed an throw yi right oot | yur | boots |
| Central - SEC |
‘’Dinnae start | yur | racial bullshit, mate” he t |
| Central - WCE |
tae a wee dug rit yu'v loast | yur | vice? Even wan as intelligent |
| Orkney - ORK |
ted and kindo admiran. ‘But | yur | different. Ivrybuddy kens yur |
| Central - SEC |
ae fuckin snap?! Noo you shut | yur | puss aboot it and git the fuc |
| Central - WCE |
Ye cannae huv | yur | cake an’ eat it An’ that |
| Central - SEC |
ous passage ae life. Where aw | yur | dreams and hopes are made pos |
| Central - SEC |
hing, eh? it'll take awey aw | yur | problems, Dougie." |
| Orkney - ORK |
you’re gaan tae tell my why | yur | here, o aal pieces?’ |
| Central - SEC |
wae open airms but in reality | yur | as welcome as Michael Jackson |
| Central - SEC |
’Yae might be able to buy | yur | sister fur that’’ ah tell |
| Central - EDN |
’ he says, excitedly ‘’ | Yur | tellin me you’ve no even hu |
| Central - EDN |
’ he says, nervously ‘’ | Yur | right, mate. Furget ah said a |