| Doric - DOR | Il dee it later fan i can be | arsed | | 2013 |
| Central - LAL | a cannae be | arsed | | 2014 |
| Central - LAL | cannae be | arsed | | 2013 |
| Central - SWE |
Black Grouse rat- | arsed | | 2023 |
| Central - GLA |
n example ay how ah cannae be | arsed | , eh? Not five minutes ago, oo | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
at. Work. 'Sides, I cannae be | arsed | .' | 2001 |
| Doric - DOR | @RossAndrew7 cana be | arsed | . Awa tae ma bed | 2013 |
| Central - GLA |
oan the street, they’re no | arsed | aboot percentages ay purity. | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | Asda fer oor tea bit canna be | arsed | am gan up their the day. She | 2016 |
| Doric - DOR | @RossAndrew7 cana even be | arsed | arguing. Just watch sky sport | 2013 |
| Central - GLA |
Pearcey flings a hauf | arsed | attempt at a punch an the sma | 2020 |
| Central - WCE |
The smart- | arsed | big baw-heid, he'll get his c | 2006 |
| Central - EDN |
an. Tae replace us wi’ bare- | arsed | Campbells, fir the “pacific | 2016 |
| Central - GLA |
it is Alec, cannae be bloody | arsed | hauf the time these days, jus | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
torytellin begin. A cannae be | arsed | listenin tae it the night. Fi | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
er ay the group offers a hauf | arsed | smile an ushers the rest ay t | 2021 |
| Southern - SEA | re just lazybones!! Cannae be | arsed | tae ride, nae matter whit! ?? | 2020 |
| Southern - SEA | amily live there. a cannae be | arsed | to visit em, sadly. https://t | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
They cannae be | arsed | wae bairns awready there, | 2024 |
| Central - LAL |
An A cannae be arsed bein | arsed | wae ma life. | 2024 |