| Central - LAL | Only way tae stop is tae get | banned | ! But that's nae fun! | 2021 |
| Doric - MNA |
British bulldog afore it got | banned | , | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | its wis a cleek that got me | banned | - bunch oh fannies lol | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | e n bovvy than me n never got | banned | - me am ticketty boo m8 | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
Kiz Spakin Scots, bi law, wiz | banned | . | 2002 |
| Central - LAL | gamblin adverts. They shud be | banned | . | 2020 |
| Doric - MNB |
™d me a wee bugger said I wis | banned | . As a was walkin oot a kicked | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | s they are, could this get me | banned | ? ???? | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | ty at the weekend av noo been | banned | aff the scottish stock car ne | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
Fitbaw strips wur | banned | at the wee school. They cause | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | for u brother - sadly a got | banned | fae bdfm - al no hear it unl | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | Watching golf as | banned | fae Fittie Bar fae the wife e | 2016 |
| Doric - DOR | like aff been kidnapped, bin | banned | fae Fittie Bar fae wife o'er | 2018 |
| Central - WCE |
ae the folk ah know are | banned | fae hangin aboot there, Why d | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | THREE England fitba players | banned | fae playing aginst Wales beca | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | ther day fae a wummin wha wis | banned | fae the female chyngin rooms | 2020 |
| Doric - DOR |
dressin rooms, | banned | fae the field o play an him n | 2003 |
| Central - SEC | m8 n am no huvin it - am no | banned | fae there fb n twitter page y | 2020 |
| Shetland - SHD | tryin tae blackface should be | banned | fae Up Helly Aa festivals. Ap | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | hy m8 there awe cowards - am | banned | fir life fae pie n bovvy - g | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | dinny slag sum one off thats | banned | for life n canny answer back | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
| Banned | from every pub In our county, | 2017 |
| Central - SEC | pot on guys and they should b | banned | from musselburgh prom as well | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
ed Jake three hunner quid and | banned | him frae keeping animals for | 2015 |
| Central - SEC | atch - thats the yins that r | banned | in the uk - but no in ma hoo | 2021 |
| Southern - SWE | bi 1987 though maist LAs had | banned | it afore then. Sae it's no be | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | awfy ?? aboot this. drinks no | banned | just indoor socializing is ki | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
scunner o the Dam itsel, hid | banned | Minnie fae settin fit within | 2004 |
| Central - SEC | @VFSportsPix av been | banned | noo aff the scottish stock ca | 2020 |
| Doric - MNA |
s het Ah'v heard fartin's bin | banned | oan Bennachie."' | 2006 |
| Central - SEC | lease anybody update me as am | banned | on most stock car sites now l | 2020 |
| Central - SEC | golf should b | banned | under tier 4 - am no huvin t | 2021 |
| Central - SEC | heerin @fairydeanrovers am no | banned | ya cheeky fecker - aye there | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
Ye've | banned | yersel frae ma bed. | 2011 |