| Central - GLA |
comes the twa Mars bars which | Derek | | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR |
wa leavin the pie lyin there. | Derek | | 2005 |
| Central - GLA |
“ | Derek | !!” Ah cried. “O fuck!” | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
Ah cried oot, “ | Derek | !” | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR |
y a touch o desperation aboot | Derek | 's voice. Bit mind you he wis | 2005 |
| Central - GLA |
cunt how loaded they ur. That | Derek | , the computer cunt’s bad en | 2021 |
| Central - GLA |
Park in the fucking Dark. An | Derek | . | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
n wanker ah’m waitin oan - | Derek | . . . some-fuckin-hing, the ex | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
‘ | Derek | . . .’ ah sais, psychin mase | 2020 |
| Southern - SOU | @Derek_Douglas50 Week din, | Derek | . And Tom Pyemounts a guid m | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
“ | Derek | ?” | 2008 |
| Southern - SEA | @awsumedevil Yeah no too bad | Derek | an it's a beautiful day doon | 2022 |
| Central - SWE |
d by MPD white Police Officer | Derek | Chauvin, Minneapolis, 25/05/2 | 2023 |
| Central - GLA |
he places didnae let oan when | Derek | drannged thir buzzer or chapp | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR |
Setterday. Ae day | Derek | got fer woun up an threw a pi | 2005 |
| Doric - DOR |
there wis a lad cawed | Derek | in bakers claes wi a kertie s | 2005 |
| Central - GLA |
r the cauld night ahead - an | Derek | is beatin his retreat as the | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
An | Derek | jist gets on wi’ it. On wi | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
. Kent fine the consequences. | Derek | kent. That wiz ten-tae-nine a | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
rs bars fur oor troubles (bit | Derek | kept the Mars bars fur hissel | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
nowledging wave seyin’, “ | Derek | ma man, whit kept ye? Come in | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR | ed today, the highlight being | Derek | Mcinnes takin the time oot fa | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
dark nicht – gaun – git! | Derek | mindit tae see thon done. Ken | 2008 |
| Central - LAL | @awsumedevil Morning | Derek | nae rain here | 2022 |
| Central - GLA |
It’s that | Derek | prick, sittin there wae his f | 2020 |
| Central - SWE |
photography collaborations wi | Derek | Ross, a local writer and phot | 2009 |
| Central - GLA |
“Whit have ye got?” | Derek | seyd | 2008 |
| Central - SEC |
o the service, a guid freend, | Derek | Singer gied a readin that inc | 2008 |
| Doric - DOR |
wis a laugh an the lad says. " | Derek | there | 2005 |
| Doric - DOR |
mair than a bittie desperate. | Derek | wis fer gettin the hang o | 2005 |
| Doric - DOR |
arted tae shun the Circle fin | Derek | wis pie sellin on | 2005 |
| Central - GLA |
applause an | Derek | ’s got the Mar’s bars an A | 2008 |
| Central - GLA |
naesthetised by the ching, an | Derek | ’s patter starts soundin bea | 2020 |