| Central - AYR | hae my heid aff, as shuir as | ferrets | are ferrets! Whaur hae I drap | 2014 |
| Southern - SEA | get 1z executed, as share as | ferrets | are ferrets! Where can Ah hae | 2015 |
| Ulster - CUL | 'll git mae killt, es sure es | ferrets | ir ferrets! Whur can I hae dr | 2013 |
| Shetland - SHD | da head aff o me, as sure as | ferrets | is ferrets! Whaar can I be sl | 2012 |
| Central - GLA | e'll hiv me executit, sure as | ferrets | is ferrets! Whaur've ah droap | 2014 |