| Central - EDN | an SAS style entry huv proved | futile | and worse still, eh? Bruce is | 2022 |
| Central - EDN | er wis released in a furious, | futile | an’ useless chairge! As we | 2016 |
| Central - SEC | the chair in a desperate, yit | futile | attempt, tae brek free fae th | 2021 |
| Central - GLA | slapped oan tae her dish in a | futile | attempt at hidin the aforemen | 2021 |
| Central - GLA | ah append in the desperate an | futile | attempt tae retain some digni | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | rts tae win heicher goals are | futile | if this binna won. | 2000 |