| Central - LAL | wantit tae dae some fulmmakin | massel | ! | 2020 |
| Central - LAL | magic! A micht gie it a bash, | massel | ! | 2019 |
| Central - LAL | @DrMDempster Ay, A'm luvin it | massel | ! | 2019 |
| Central - LAL | ist feinisht readin that buik | massel | ! Guid read! | 2018 |
| Central - EDN |
the government. A thocht tae | massel | , "Jings, wir leid's futur sha | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
masel rid meat. Insteed, fur | massel | , ah’ve favoured a boggin he | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | yJosieGiles Weel, A'm asexual | massel | , an A'm personally votin fur | 2019 |
| Central - LAL | an that ither naitves, sic as | massel | , are juist uisin Scottish Eng | 2019 |
| Central - SEC |
ple ae other writers who like | massel | , huv strayed awey fae the flo | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
e it but when A try an dae it | massel | , it juist disnae wark oot.' | 2014 |
| Central - EDN |
even speed walkin, and, like | massel | , seem shoart oan time. The re | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
h couldnae huv said it better | massel | , son’’ | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
thoat ah'd ate the fuckin Bat | massel | ." | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
Ah wis guilty ae such cruelty | massel | . Ah mind ah spiked the fastes | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
e fid chain in Edinburgh than | massel | . A rare instance ae hope whic | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | A coudnae hae pit it better, | massel | . https://t.co/6KUkukg1p8 | 2020 |
| Central - SEC |
Jesus fuckin Christ, ah tell | massel | . It really is bams like him w | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
oat ah’d ate the fuckin Bat | massel | . It’s actually boggin the w | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
that ah could change it aw by | massel | . Withoot his help. And now th | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
aff tellys or phones, ah tell | massel | . Yit what we find starin back | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
. Ah'm sittin here hinkin tae | massel | : "Jist gee up, ma wee pal. Yo | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
laptop again. Ah need tae git | massel | a clearer understandin ae ma | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | Luve | massel | a guid mercat cross! https:// | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
any sudden movements. Steadin | massel | ah make a move tae leave and | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | tland Aye, it's a new yin tae | massel | anaw. Hear it plenty in Glasg | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
ur a sure sign that ah’m no | massel | and ah’m terrified that ahâ | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
buds. Jist as ah’ve poured | massel | another drink and knoacked it | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
p cos ah’ve been busy askin | massel | a series ae questions that ah | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
ae whiskey. Ah casually pour | massel | a toap up. | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
Whan A | massel | first stertit reconneckin wi | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
tame. Before too long ah find | massel | in Dougie’s neck ae the wid | 2022 |
| Central - EDN |
ing up fae ma seat and excuse | massel | in the hope ah kin pull it th | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
r. And unlike ma mum ah foond | massel | itchin tae hear maire ae thum | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
And yince ah’ve finally git | massel | oaff toilet ah go through int | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
er said it. Ah instantly find | massel | practically nose tae nose wae | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
y the half-wey stage ah foond | massel | prayin fur a fitbaw question. | 2022 |
| Central - LAL | Aye! A dinnae stey in Glesga | massel | sae wadnae ken local names fi | 2019 |
| Central - EDN |
A shoart while later ah find | massel | sittin in a dark room. Thereâ | 2022 |
| Central - SEC |
ed wae anxiety. Sae unsure ae | massel | that yae wid hink ah'm aboot | 2021 |
| Central - EDN |
Ah finally clean | massel | up and come back oot the bath | 2022 |