| Central - LAL | up their hoops, so an iPhone | wida | been nae trouble fur that yin | 2021 |
| Central - EDN | ah bet if he huda stood up ah | wida | cloacked his hardon. Mean, it | 2022 |
| Central - WCE | aboot the bus fares cause it | wida | cost another seven pound fift | 2021 |
| Orkney - ORK | "You | wida | thout efter aal that the woun | 2000 |
| Central - SEC | bastard ah'd backed that day | wida | went and snapped his neck eft | 2021 |