| Central - GLA |
hair oreeginal spells hae bin | replaced | | 2023 |
| Doric - MNA |
time the morn Yer nuts'll be | replaced | | 2023 |
| Central - LAL |
mammy and naw me, Ah've been | replaced | ! | 2021 |
| Central - WCE |
Hus bin | replaced | , but dinnae mourn | 2021 |
| Ulster - GUL | the cooncil re-shuffle an no | replaced | . | 2017 |
| Central - NEC |
hings been cleared an ne’er | replaced | . | 2017 |
| Central - LAL | rmal autocorrects no wantin | replaced | . https://t.co/cmBpdUfuwc | 2018 |
| Central - SEC |
lled” and the roof had been | replaced | . So it wis whit they call a | 2016 |
| Shetland - SHD |
mportant in our lives, nobody | replaced | Alec, but I burnt my boats th | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
awa in a swirl o reek tae be | replaced | a meenit efter bi twa disembo | 2017 |
| Central - SEC |
e be a modern addition kis it | replaced | an auld cast irn pump wi a la | 2002 |
| Central - WCE |
air bluntly - 'YOU ARE HERE' | replaced | bi 'HERE WE UR', 'EXIT' repla | 2016 |
| Central - WCE |
bi 'HERE WE UR', 'EXIT' | replaced | bi 'OOT' - that widna gan am | 2016 |
| Doric - MNA |
o er dear departit freen wis | replaced | bi a picter o Stanley's new w | 2004 |
| Central - SEC |
he fowk in (1) deein oot isna | replaced | bi a seemilar nummer o Scots | 2002 |
| Doric - MNA |
pit, the soun o machinery wis | replaced | bi lachter, claik an the term | 2011 |
| Central - EDN |
eal sword tae practise wi, he | replaced | Bill wi hissel: “They’re | 2011 |
| Doric - MNA |
disgust es the dug's nose wis | replaced | bi Tina's slippered fit. She | 2004 |
| Central - SEC |
al golden broon glow hud been | replaced | by a chalk white complexion. | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
it intae Doug’s heid an wis | replaced | by a mirror. | 2002 |
| Central - SEC |
y back fae Miami, only tae be | replaced | by a weird American drawl. Th | 2016 |
| Central - EDN |
ollege wis knocked doon an’ | replaced | by a “New-build”. The poo | 2015 |
| Shetland - SHD |
are finished. They have been | replaced | by dried potatoes which the a | 2021 |
| Central - LAL |
h kinrick and its rulers were | replaced | by fowk whae didnae regaird t | 2023 |
| Doric - DOR | Halloween stuff's doon n | replaced | by friggin Christmas trees in | 2011 |
| Central - GLA |
Hiv been | replaced | by jist a frisson | 2021 |
| Central - DUN |
the drill bit wis taen aff an | replaced | by the driller an his assista | 2010 |
| Doric - MNA |
a like snaa fae a dyke tae be | replaced | by the stinkin shell hole. Cl | 2017 |
| Central - LAL | first time in a few years, i | replaced | her toaster, kettle, microwav | 2020 |
| Central - LAL |
or Harry probably hinks ah've | replaced | him wi Dante, no realisin tha | 2021 |
| Doric - DOR | my new account (this one) has | replaced | my auld ehnn @FittieCrooner a | 2016 |
| Central - EDN |
me nice lookin play areas huv | replaced | the death traps they tried ta | 2022 |
| Central - WCE |
an Little Mermaid posters an | replaced | them wi wan big poster ae the | 2021 |
| Central - SWE |
New pennies then ecus hiv | replaced | the siller New Scotland will | 2001 |
| Doric - DOR | last time! Useless ginger nut | replaced | w | 2018 |
| Central - SEC |
usual bubbly manner hud been | replaced | wae pin-point death stares ai | 2021 |
| Central - LAL | in party wid oppose him being | replaced | wae Sunak. He's been fun oot | 2020 |
| Central - GLA |
he city. The smell ay pish is | replaced | wae the aromatic smells ay sp | 2021 |
| Central - SEC |
shuin wis ne'er heard an got | replaced | wi "dinnae mentions" or "dinn | 2007 |
| Central - LAL |
buzz an excitement haes been | replaced | wi a deeper, stranger, determ | 2014 |
| Shetland - SHD |
ree years ago da old sign was | replaced | wi a new sign saying "Andrews | 2016 |
| Doric - MNA |
shutters hid geen awa, tae be | replaced | wi an overwhelmin sadness at | 2017 |
| Ulster - EUL |
s constant pleas tae hae them | replaced | wi dentures. Hir teeth repres | 2022 |
| Central - LAL |
een chynges happent: FPTP wis | replaced | wi proportional representatio | 2015 |
| Doric - DOR |
ses in Glasgow until they wir | replaced | wi the driver takkin the bus | 2023 |
| Ulster - EUL |
a fear that she had lang syne | replaced | wi the ghaists an guardians o | 2022 |
| Central - DUN |
tion on the airwaves wis bein | replaced | wi vyces that clearly cam fra | 2017 |
| Doric - MNA |
an carefree days, fir me, war | replaced | wi wirk, mairrage an bairns. | 2011 |
| Doric - DOR | Gammon finally | replaced | yon rats chewy liver on the F | 2019 |