| Central - LAL | it dis smell exactly like an | aftershave | an ex uised tae wear. Ah wisn |
| Doric - MNA | myn richt, ere's a bottlie o | aftershave | aneth the sink." |
| Central - SEC | ual, he's overdone it wae his | aftershave | and hair gel. Suddenly, Aldo |
| Central - SEC | generous splash ae Hugo Boss | aftershave | . Still, hings could be worse, |